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RedStateLiquorBan Minecraft Server
LOLZ come join dis minecraft server where we got all da booze cuz B.C. be pullin’ it from dem government stores! We got da wildest parties and da craziest red-state liquor ban! Join us for a drink and a good time, cuz dis server be lit AF! Don’t miss out on all da fun and chaos, come join us now! π»π #MinecraftMadness #BoozeBanBonanza -
BlockyTariffTangoMC!
The Great Border Wall of Blocks: A Tariff Tango in Minecraft!
Welcome, weary traveler, to a server where the surreal dances with absurdity, and the landscape breathes chaos! Here lies The Great Border Wall of Blocks, a land charged with electrifying tariffs between pixels.
Is Trump secretly building a wall made of blocky ties and taxes? Dive in and find out! What if the blocks beneath your feet are all made up of mysterious international trade agreements? Who needs realism when you can mine tariff diamonds?
πͺ Server Features: A Bizarre Reality Awaits!
Feature Description Tariff Towers Colossal structures made entirely of tariffs! Harvest trade blocks that change with each new patch. Watch out for the sneaky Canadian beavers covertly assembling their plans. Crafting Conspiracies Internet whispers say that every block you mine brings you closer to uncovering the Secret Council of Bi-National Negotiators hidden beneath your pixelated world! Economy of Chaos Enter a land where resources fluctuate based on the latest tweets. Get rich by hoarding block currencies before they drop like a hammer in an election year! Remember! Every brick tells a story of questionable policy and high-stakes negotiations.
"I tried to build my own tariff-free zone, but I ended up in a red cube prison." β Ancient Prime Minister Steve
π Legends of the Server: Tales from the Block Side
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The Legend of the Failed Trade Agreement: Once, a player tried to create a minecart trading route between Mexico and Canada. A mysterious glitch turned it into an unending pit of lava. Was it sabotage or divine intervention?
- The Bizarre Battle of Wheat and Hops: Players reportedly fought over premium wheat production, weaving cabbage into a tapestry of insurrection. Those who dared to brew the elusive Tariff Ale were mysteriously struck by lightning.
π€ Frequently Asked Questions (that answer everything and nothing)
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Q: What kind of tariffs exist on this server? A: Colors change with your allegiances; black is for despair, red for economics!
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Q: Can I escape the chaos? A: Some have tried with elaborate minecart systems. Few have returned with their sanity.
- Q: Is there really a wall? A: Yes. It’s made of blocks, dreams, and shattered promises.
β οΈ Beware of the Blocky Cult!
Rumors abound that players who venture too far into the Nether Chamber of Federal Overreach vanishβonly to return bearing the gift of unsettling knowledge. Their eyes gleam with the light of too many conspiracy theories. Join at your own risk!
π’ You are Invited! (But also warned)
What lies beneath the Great Border Wall? Join us, and perhaps you’ll discover that every cube you mine is a step closer to unearthing the truth of the pixelated economyβor you might just find yourself lost in a web of trade deals that never were. After all, in a world where tariffs terraform lands, what is reality but one massive block party?
Dare to join, and potentially uncover truths best left buried! Welcome to The Great Border Wall of Blocks, where reality doesn’t just bendβit fractures!
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TariffCraft: The Trade War Edition
So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the land is divided by Trump tariffs and Canadian counter tariffs. It’s, like, totally crazy, dude! You gotta join this server because the only way to survive is by trading with other players to avoid getting hit with those crazy tariffs.But, like, watch out for the Canadian players, eh? They’re sneaky and will try to trick you into paying extra tariffs. It’s a wild west out there, but it’s also super fun and challenging. Plus, you can build a giant wall to protect yourself from those pesky tariffs.
So, come join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only rule is to survive the trade wars and come out on top. It’s a total blast, eh?
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CraftyCrafters
so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. we got dragons riding pigs, and llamas wearing top hats. it’s like a circus on steroids, man.if you join this server, you’ll be able to ride a giant chicken into battle against evil bunnies. yeah, you heard me right. evil bunnies. they’re like the mafia of the Minecraft world, and only you can stop them.
also, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s lit. literally. there are torches everywhere.
oh, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato. it’s said to grant wishes to whoever holds it. but be careful, because the potato has a mind of its own.
so, what are you waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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BlockyBoozeBan: No USA Drinks Allowed!
join dis epic minecraft server where we ban all USA alcohol just like QuΓ©bec and Ontario!! y not come build ur own virtual bar and serve only canadian drinks like maple syrup shots and poutine cocktails πππ»we got crazy events like a moose racing competition where u gotta ride ur moose through obstacle courses and avoid getting hit by flying beavers π¦«π¦
if u join now, u get a free pet polar bear to ride around on and show off to ur friends π»ποΈ
so come on over to our server and let’s have a poutine party like never before!! πππ¨π¦ #sorrynotsorry #eh?
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TeslaTariffTussle
so like, u know how Chrystia Freeland is all like “we should totally target Elon Musk’s Tesla in a tariff fight”? well, that’s like, totally not cool, man. but u know what is cool? joining our epic minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks. it’s like, totally lit, bro. so forget about tariffs and join our server for some epic fun! -
PeaceCraft: Zelenskiy’s Hope
come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own peace talks just like zelenskiy!!! europe and US are already lining up to join because our server is so lit π₯π₯π₯we have unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs π¦ππ·
you can ride a llama into battle and defeat the evil ender dragon with a rubber chicken ππ
join now and become the ultimate peace negotiator in minecraft history!!! ποΈπ€π£
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Pixel Pussycat Paradise
Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the mobs are all wearing sunglasses and the pigs can fly? Well, do I have the place for you! This server is so lit, even Cyclops could make a living just by looking at pussy.We’ve got diamond pickaxes that turn into magical wands, creepers that breakdance instead of explode, and villagers that sell you enchanted cheeseburgers. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – that dude is actually a secret agent working for the llamas.
So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies – they’re more dangerous than a pack of rabid squirrels on caffeine.
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Helios: THE REVOLUTION
The World of Helios
The Next Age of Helios introduces:
- A World of Realistic Politics.
- Sail the seas with Valkaryian Skies.
- Build impressive contraptions with Create.
- Experience realistic technological Era advancement.
- Manage your society with Minecolonies… AND MORE!
The World of Helios is a modpack/server that uses both mods and plugins to maximize the potential Minecraft has to offer.
Using a roleplay-based Age Progression system. Each Age changes gameplay style, technology, and the environment, but uses a βsoft resetβ system so you donβt lose all your progress. Players can start in a vanilla-like Age and eventually advance to space travel, influencing how future Ages evolve through your choices and suggestions. Currently, the server is somewhere in the 18th century.
The goal is to foster player engagement: build towns or nations, manage resources, form governments, face challenges posed by deities, or simply just relax.
To learn more and join, visit:
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FAQ
Question Answer What is the World of Helios? The World of Helios is a modpack/server that offers a unique gameplay experience with realistic politics, technological advancements, and roleplay-based Age Progression. How do I join the server? To join the server, visit the Discord invite link provided above. What is the current Age in the server? The server is currently in the 18th century Age, allowing players to experience a historical setting. Can I build towns or nations in the game? Yes, players can build towns or nations, manage resources, and even form governments to enhance their gameplay experience. Are there any deity challenges in the game? Players may face challenges posed by deities in the game, adding an extra layer of excitement and engagement.