Yo, wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got Canada and Mexico goin’ at it with tariffs and the White House be like “whaaaaat”? It’s a total rollercoaster of emotions, just like our server! Come join us for some wild adventures and unpredictable market whipsaws. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and fun, amirite? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
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CraftyTradeWars
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LibsCraft: Trumped Up Fortune
LOL, U WANNA ESCAPE TRUMP? COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! WE GOT A WHOLE LAND OF CANADA FOR U TO EXPLORE AND FORGET ABOUT THAT ORANGE DUDE! OUR LIBERALS ARE SO POPULAR CUZ THEY BUILT A GIANT IGLOO THAT SHOOTS OUT FREE POUTINE EVERY HOUR! JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE RESISTANCE AGAINST TRUMP, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME! #CANADIANPRIDE #POUTINEPARTY #TRUMPSUCKS
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GreenCraft Server: No Americans Allowed!
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we pretend to be Greenlanders who don’t wanna be Americans!! we build igloos and ride polar bears to battle against the evil American invaders who try to take over our land!! join us for epic battles and crazy adventures in the frozen tundra of Greenland!! plus, we have free hot chocolate at spawn point!! don’t be a noob, join us now!!
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CraftyTradez – CanGerDiversify
So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? We got, like, Canada and Germany teaming up to make some crazy trades because the U.S. be throwing shade at them. But, like, who needs the U.S. when you can join our server and trade, like, diamonds for emeralds or something? It’s, like, a whole new level of international relations in Minecraft, man. Plus, we got this epic story where a Canadian moose and a German sausage team up to take down the evil American creeper who’s trying to blow up all the villages. It’s, like, a total showdown of epic proportions. So, like, come join us and be part of this wild adventure, eh?
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CanuckCraft: Spying Solo!
so like, u know how canada and the u.s. used to be bffs and share all their secrets and stuff? well, now canada is like, nah bro, we gonna do our own thing. come join our minecraft server where we share all the craziest secrets and build the most epic bases. who needs the u.s. when you got canada, eh? come join us and be part of the new intelligence squad, eh? we got maple syrup and igloos and moose, oh my! come on, eh? it’s gonna be a wild ride, eh?
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MapleCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, man. like, imagine a world where you can build giant statues of Justin Bieber riding a moose while drinking maple syrup straight from the tree. that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.we’ve got mini-games like “Build a Mountie” where you have to construct the most epic Canadian police officer out of blocks. and don’t even get me started on our “Poutine PVP” arena, where you battle it out with other players using nothing but gravy and cheese curds.
plus, we’ve got a secret underground hockey rink where you can challenge other players to a game of virtual ice hockey. and if you win, you get a special diamond hockey stick that shoots out fireballs instead of pucks.
oh, and did i mention the beavers? yeah, we’ve got a whole colony of beavers that you can tame and ride around the server. they’ll even help you chop down trees and build log cabins like the true Canadian lumberjack you are.
so come join us on this server, eh? it’s gonna be a wild ride filled with maple leaves, Tim Hortons coffee, and maybe even a sighting of the elusive Sasquatch. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky fun we have in store for you.
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CanuckCraft Minecraft Server
omg can u believe it?? the white house is tryna kick canada outta the five eyes intelligence group like wtf is that even real?? but dont worry cuz u can escape the drama by joining our EPIC minecraft server where we have our own intelligence group called the Five Blocks!! we spy on creepers and zombies and make sure they dont cause any trouble in our blocky world. plus, we have the best parties with unlimited cake and fireworks, so come join us before the white house tries to kick us out too lololol #BlockyIntelligence #CanadaDeservesBetter
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CraftyCanuckz
so like, imagine a minecraft server where trump is the ruler and he’s all like “canada, you’re outta here!” and then the white house is like “yeah, get outta our intelligence alliance, eh?”join our server for the most epic political drama you’ve ever seen in minecraft! watch as countries battle it out for power and dominance, all while building epic structures and mining for diamonds.
come join the chaos and see if you can survive the craziness of our server. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next ruler of the minecraft world! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
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CraftyTariffWars
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, trump said so. he’s all like “tariffs on canada and mexico will go forward” and we’re all like “whoa, dude, that’s so crazy!” but, like, on this server, we’re all about peace and love and building cool stuff. so, like, join us and let’s build a world where tariffs don’t exist and everyone is friends. plus, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot. so, like, come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!
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CraftyTariffWars
join this epic minecraft server where we hit canada & mexico with 25% tariffs every week! why? because we are building a wall around our base to keep out the creepers and zombies! only the strongest players can survive in this crazy world where trade wars are the norm. come join us and show off your building skills while dodging crazy tariffs and explosions! it’s gonna be huge, believe me!