come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where trump is out here ruining trade deals and causing mayhem. on our server, you can build a wall around your house to keep out any unwanted tariffs or crazy politicians. we promise no tariffs on our server, just good times and epic builds. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any crazy world leaders trying to mess with your minecraft experience. so come on over and join us, because on our server, the only thing getting destroyed is creepers, not trade deals.
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Trump’s Annexation Minecraft Server
so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to build ur own kingdom, right? but here’s the twist – trudeau and trump are gonna have a showdown in the game! trudeau is gonna bring up trump’s crazy idea to annex canada to king charles, who’s like the ruler of the server or something. it’s gonna be lit, fam. u gotta join and witness this epic battle of the leaders. plus, there’s gonna be a secret dungeon where u can find rare loot and stuff. so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server, right? come on, don’t be a noob. join now and be part of the madness!
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MapleCraft: Trudeau vs KingChuck
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we protect canada from US invasion with the help of king charles and his army of flying pigs 🐷👑 you gotta see it to believe it, we have secret underground bases, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a roller coaster that takes you to the moon 🌙🎢 oh and did i mention our pet polar bears that can do backflips? 🐻🤸♂️ join now before the US tries to take over canada and turn it into a giant maple syrup factory 🍁🚫 #SaveCanada #KingCharlesRocks
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CanadianCrabCraze
come join our minecraft server where lobsters are taking over and migrating to colder canadian waters! they are building lobster castles and ruling the ocean with their buttery claws. join us for a chance to ride a giant lobster into battle against the evil salmon army. build your own lobster fortress and become the lobster king of the server. don’t be shellfish, come join the crustacean craziness today!
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Zelenskiy’s Allies Minecraft Server
come join our wacky minecraft server where you gotta team up with zelenskiy to take down trump and his army of llamas! canada’s joly will guide you through the chaos while riding a giant moose. build epic bases, battle evil mobs, and uncover hidden treasures in this crazy adventure! don’t miss out on the fun, join now at alliesmustworkwithzelenskiyafterspatwithtrumpcanadasjoly.aternos.me!
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CraftyCanuckGovNoState
LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ GOOGLE BE REMOVIN’ ‘STATE’ FROM CANADIAN BUILDINGS BUT MICROSOFT BE LIKE NOPE! COME JOIN US WHERE WE BUILD STATE-OF-THE-ART CASTLES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE POLITICIANS! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT HEROBRIAN HIMSELF PLAYS HERE AND HE’S LOOKIN’ FOR A NEW MINION! DON’T MISS OUT, COME BUILD AND BATTLE WITH US TODAY!
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AnnexCraft: Trump Says “That’s Enough”
so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server cuz it’s, like, totally lit, bro. we got, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. and, like, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who once saved the world from a zombie apocalypse with nothing but a pickaxe and some dirt blocks.also, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. and, like, the chat is always filled with hilarious memes and jokes that will make you pee your pants laughing.
plus, we have epic pvp battles every saturday where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. and, like, there’s a secret society of players who dress up as creepers and go around pranking unsuspecting noobs.
so, like, come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ve ever seen in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.
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BorderlineCraft
lol come join our minecraft server where we got the white house officials going cray cray and redrawing borders like it’s a coloring book. who needs boring old politics when you can join us and build your own empire with no rules and no boundaries (literally). watch out for flying pigs and dancing llamas, they’re our security guards. also, did we mention we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake? yea, it’s lit. so come on over and let’s make minecraft great again (but not in a political way, just in a fun way).
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BorderCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, i swear. like, you gotta join because we got this crazy story where a trump adviser was like, “let’s redraw the border between Canada and the US.” can you imagine that? like, we’re gonna have a whole new country in the middle of nowhere.and like, on this server, we’re gonna have so much fun building and exploring and just being total goofballs. like, we got this one player who built a giant toilet out of diamonds, just because they could. and another player who made a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. like, who even thinks of that stuff?
so yeah, if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world, you gotta join our server. we promise you won’t regret it. plus, we have free virtual cookies. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast together!
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TariffCraft Minecraft Server
u know what’s better than tariffs? joining this epic minecraft server, where u can build ur own wall to keep out all the mobs and griefers! trust me, u won’t need tariffs when u have a diamond sword to protect ur land. plus, we have a special event where u can throw eggs at players from mexico, canada, and china for extra loot! join now and make minecraft great again!