so, like, this server is like, totally lit, eh? like, the premier of canada is like, gonna cut off electricity to the US, but like, with a smile on his face, eh? so, like, you gotta join this server cuz who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next, eh? maybe we’ll all have to power our minecraft houses with maple syrup or something, eh? join now for a wild ride, eh?
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MapleCraft Server – Cutting Power with a Smile!
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CraftyCanuck’sTariffTroubles
hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes? well this server is the place for u! we got a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. come join us and experience the most epic adventures in minecraft history!
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CraftyCanucks
LOL come join this epic Minecraft server where we got Canadians ready to retaliate against US tariffs! Our foreign minister is a boss and he’s leading the charge in-game to show those Americans who’s boss. We got maple syrup cannons, hockey stick swords, and beavers ready to fight alongside you. Don’t miss out on the action, eh! Join now for a wild ride full of poutine-fueled battles and Tim Hortons breaks. Let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!
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ElectricitySmileCraft
so like, u know how the U.S. be like “gimme that electricity, eh?” well, not on this server, eh! we be cuttin off them exports with a big ol’ smile on our faces, just like Ford said! come join our server and be part of the electric rebellion, eh! we be livin’ off the grid and laughin’ in the face of those power-hungry Americans, eh! join us for a wild ride of power cuts and rebellious antics, eh!
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TariffCraft Minecraft Server
so like, imagine this crazy server where the economy is run by trump and he’s like, “yo, let’s slap some tariffs on canada on tuesday!” and everyone’s like, “whaaat?!” but then they realize it’s just a minecraft server and it’s all part of the fun! join us for the most insane economy ever, where you never know what crazy tariffs will be imposed next! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board and let’s see what trump has in store for us next!
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TariffCraft: No Delay!
come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than trump’s tariffs on mexican and canadian imports! we have no room for delay in our quest for domination, just like trump! build your own wall of blocks and keep out all the creepers and zombies trying to invade your territory. trust us, this server is gonna be HUGE. so huge, even trump would be jealous. come join us and make minecraft great again! #buildthewall #minecrafttrump
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CraftyTrumpTarrifsLOL
come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where trump is out here ruining trade deals and causing mayhem. on our server, you can build a wall around your house to keep out any unwanted tariffs or crazy politicians. we promise no tariffs on our server, just good times and epic builds. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any crazy world leaders trying to mess with your minecraft experience. so come on over and join us, because on our server, the only thing getting destroyed is creepers, not trade deals.
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Trump’s Annexation Minecraft Server
so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to build ur own kingdom, right? but here’s the twist – trudeau and trump are gonna have a showdown in the game! trudeau is gonna bring up trump’s crazy idea to annex canada to king charles, who’s like the ruler of the server or something. it’s gonna be lit, fam. u gotta join and witness this epic battle of the leaders. plus, there’s gonna be a secret dungeon where u can find rare loot and stuff. so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server, right? come on, don’t be a noob. join now and be part of the madness!
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MapleCraft: Trudeau vs KingChuck
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we protect canada from US invasion with the help of king charles and his army of flying pigs 🐷👑 you gotta see it to believe it, we have secret underground bases, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a roller coaster that takes you to the moon 🌙🎢 oh and did i mention our pet polar bears that can do backflips? 🐻🤸♂️ join now before the US tries to take over canada and turn it into a giant maple syrup factory 🍁🚫 #SaveCanada #KingCharlesRocks
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CanadianCrabCraze
come join our minecraft server where lobsters are taking over and migrating to colder canadian waters! they are building lobster castles and ruling the ocean with their buttery claws. join us for a chance to ride a giant lobster into battle against the evil salmon army. build your own lobster fortress and become the lobster king of the server. don’t be shellfish, come join the crustacean craziness today!