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  • CanEHdianCraft Minecraft Server

    CanEHdianCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, you wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, it’s like a bunch of u.s. grid operators tryna scramble over canadian electricity imports, but in minecraft form, ya know? it’s like a wild west showdown but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

    join this server if ya wanna feel the thrill of tryna import electricity from canada while dodgin’ zombies and buildin’ epic castles. it’s like a real-life drama but in minecraft land, ya feel me?

    come join us and be part of the electrifyin’ adventure, where anything can happen and every block you place could change the fate of the server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride, cuz this server is lit like a redstone torch on a friday night.

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  • CraftyCanuckMexi Minecraft Server

    CraftyCanuckMexi Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties and craziest adventures! we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. our community is so friendly that even creepers want to join in on the fun. plus, we have a special event where you can challenge the president to a dance-off in the white house! don’t miss out on all the madness, join now!

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  • Tariff-FreeCraft Minecraft Server

    Tariff-FreeCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where trump himself has waived all tariffs on canada and mexico until april 2!!! that’s right, you can mine and build in peace without worrying about pesky tariffs ruining your fun. plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden in the server, you’ll unlock a portal to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now and let the madness begin!

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  • CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

    CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? we got creepers that do the cha-cha slide, skeletons that breakdance, and zombies that sing opera. it’s like a party in your computer, dude!

    if you join this server, you’ll get superpowers like the ability to shoot rainbows out of your hands and turn dirt into diamonds. plus, every time you mine a block, a unicorn gets its wings. how cool is that?

    we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, but way cooler.

    so come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, Trudeau says Canada will not back down, but we say come join the fun!

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  • CartelCraft Minecraft Server

    CartelCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier claims than this trump adviser dude!! we got mexican cartels taking over canada, like what even is that?? but wait, there’s more! our server is run by a team of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. they will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond llama and defeat the evil taco army. trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else. so come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

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  • GreenCraft Server: Not American!

    GreenCraft Server: Not American!
    so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Greenland Prime Minister is talking about it? well, this server is so freakin’ awesome that even the PM of Greenland is like, “nah, i don’t wanna be American, i wanna be on this server!”

    we got crazy builds that will blow ur mind, like a giant statue of the PM riding a polar bear into battle against Trump’s army of creepers. and don’t even get me started on our mini-games, like “Build-a-Wall” where u gotta build the biggest, most beautiful wall to keep out all the zombies and skeletons.

    plus, we have the most epic community ever. like, our players are so cool that they once convinced a group of Endermen to start a dance party in the Nether. so if u wanna be part of something truly legendary, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it! #GreenlandForLife #NoToAmerica

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  • TradeCraft Minecraft Server

    TradeCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where trudeau and trump are besties and build giant statues of each other out of diamond blocks. trudeau is all like “eh, let’s trade some maple syrup for some burgers, eh?” and trump is like “i’ll build a wall made of gold blocks around your igloo, eh?” it’s a wild ride of international diplomacy and blocky shenanigans. join now for a chance to witness the most epic trade war in minecraft history! eh?

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  • MapleCraft Server: No Tariffs Allowed!

    MapleCraft Server: No Tariffs Allowed!
    so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server, bro? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. u gotta join cuz once u do, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

    oh, and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with golden apples and emeralds at spawn. but be careful, cuz there’s also a giant chicken boss guarding it. u gotta defeat the chicken boss to claim the treasure as your own.

    also, did i mention that the server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who speak in binary code? yeah, they will guide u on epic quests and help u build the most epic base ever seen in minecraft history.

    so, what are u waiting for? join now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it, bro.

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  • TacoCraft Minecraft Server

    TacoCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like a party in your computer, bro.

    imagine this, right? you spawn in and suddenly you’re in mexico. but not like, regular mexico. it’s like, a minecraft version of mexico. and the president is there, and he’s like “hey, we gotta find new trade partners cuz the US is being a total buzzkill with their tariffs, man.”

    so you gotta help mexico find new trade partners by like, building crazy cool structures and trading with other players. but watch out, cuz there’s like, zombie tariffs or something that try to stop you. it’s wild, man.

    join this server for a totally rad time and help mexico out of this trade pickle, bro. it’s gonna be a blast, i swear.

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  • CraftyPutinWars Minecraft Server

    CraftyPutinWars Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “eh, sorry, but i gotta stand up to trump and putin”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we do the same thing but with blocks and creepers! join us and blast ur way through the trade wars and lies with ur trusty pickaxe! trudeau may be fighting in the real world, but we’re fighting in the virtual world, taking down dictators one block at a time! plus, we have a secret base where we hide all the diamonds we mine, so join us now and be part of the resistance against evil! #minecraftresistance #trudeauforpresident

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