so, like, trump is totally losing it and he’s all like “i’m gonna put major tariffs on canada and make them pay so much money, it’s gonna be huge!” like, dude, chill out, it’s just canada, they’re not even that big of a deal. but anyway, if you wanna escape all the drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we’ve got crazy builds, epic pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we hide from trump’s crazy tariffs. so come on over and join the fun, before trump starts charging us for playing minecraft too!
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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server
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Trump’s Conquest Minecraft Server – Elbows Up in Canada
are you tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? come join elbows up in canada, where we fight off trump’s conquest dreams with our elbows up high! 🇨🇦🇺🇸we have a secret underground bunker where we hide from trump’s twitter rants and build epic structures using only our elbows. join us in the fight against tyranny and let’s show the world that elbows are mightier than swords!
our server is filled with crazy challenges like building a giant wall made entirely of cheese, or riding pigs into battle against evil mobs. we even have a secret society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds.
so come join us at elbows up in canada, where the only rule is to keep your elbows up and your spirits high! 🦙🧀🇨🇦
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CanuckCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u know what’s better than tariffs on canadian steel and aluminum? joining this epic minecraft server, that’s what! we got more fun than trump’s hair in a windstorm, i tell u.picture this: u log in and suddenly u r surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. u can build a house out of rainbow blocks and ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombies.
plus, we have a secret underground disco club where herobrine himself spins the sickest beats. and every full moon, the server transforms into a giant trampoline park where u can bounce around with your fellow players until the sun comes up.
so forget about tariffs and politics, come join us on this minecraft server and let’s have a blast together!
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CanuckCraft Minecraft Server
so like, u know how trump is all like “merica is the best” and stuff, well now he’s like “hey canada, u gotta join us or else!” and he’s puttin tariffs on everything like maple syrup and poutine. so like, if u wanna escape the craziness of the real world, come join our minecraft server where u can build ur own igloo and hide from trump’s crazy demands. plus, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to canada so u can sneak in some poutine without gettin caught. join now before trump builds a wall around canada and blocks us all out!
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TariffCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the blocks are made of solid gold and diamonds? Yeah, you heard me right, GOLD AND DIAMONDS! And get this, the mobs are all wearing tiny top hats and monocles, like fancy little gentlemen.But wait, there’s more! The server owner once rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, but instead of dying, he emerged unscathed and with a crown made of emeralds on his head. Legend has it that if you join this server, you too will be blessed with pig-riding skills and lava-defying powers.
Oh, and did I mention that the chat is filled with talking animals who give out free diamonds to anyone who can do the Macarena while building a castle? Yeah, it’s a wild ride on this server, so come join us and experience the madness for yourself!
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SteelCraftMC Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than trump’s ego and mine for steel and aluminum like there’s no tomorrow! we’re so lit that even trump is retaliating by raising tariffs to 50% just to try and stop us! but jokes on him, we’ve got enough energy from ontario to power our epic builds and keep the fun going all day and night! join now and be part of the most savage server in the minecraft universe! #buildthewall #miningforfreedom #trumptariffsarentstoppingus
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RespectCraft Minecraft Server
so like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, but like, even better cuz it’s like Minecraft but on steroids, ya know? like, we got this dude Mark Carney as our new Canadian PM and he’s all about revenge and stuff, so our server is like all about retaliation and showing America who’s boss, eh?Join us if you wanna be part of this epic battle of the maple leaf vs the stars and stripes, where we build giant igloos and ride polar bears into battle against our enemies. Plus, we got free poutine for all new members and a secret stash of Tim Hortons coffee hidden somewhere in the server.
So come on, eh? Join us and show America that Canada ain’t to be messed with, and maybe even make some new friends along the way, eh?
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ElectricityWars Minecraft Server
so, like, u ever been on a minecraft server where the premier of ontario is like, “yo, if this trade war escalates, imma shut off electricity completely for the US”? like, bruh, that’s some next level power move right there. come join our server and witness the madness unfold as we navigate through this chaotic world where even the politicians are getting in on the action. who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen next? join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server experience ever!
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EhCraft Minecraft Server
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle like a disco ball and our creepers throw the sickest parties.one time, a player built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon and back in under 10 seconds. another player tamed a zombie and now they’re best buds, going on adventures together and stuff.
we also have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. it’s guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses and leather jackets.
so come join us on this wacky minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cake every friday. what more could you ask for?
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ElectricityExportCraft Server
Yo, listen up, we got the craziest Minecraft server out there, like seriously, you won’t find anything like it anywhere else. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But that’s not all, they also stumbled upon a portal to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs.
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on a dragon and battle against a giant chicken boss. And guess what? The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
Oh, and did I mention that our server has a built-in time machine that can take you back to the dinosaur age? Yeah, you can ride a T-Rex and build a treehouse with a brontosaurus as your neighbor.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in your blocky life!