LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!
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GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!
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GFvsFriendDrama – NoSideTaken
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like Fiona and Celia’s friendship!Reasons to join our server:
– Witness epic battles between players over the last block of diamond ore
– Explore hidden dungeons filled with loot and secrets, just like the hidden tension between Fiona and Celia
– Build your own castle and defend it against rival players who are just as stubborn as Fiona and CeliaDon’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and excitement of our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find yourself caught in a feud as intense as Fiona and Celia’s! Join now and let the drama unfold!
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MapleCraft SMP: Eh, Canada?
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can shoot fireballs out of its eyes! Plus, every full moon, we have a massive dance party with all the mobs from the game. It’s lit, fam.But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. And the best part is, you can ride around on giant hamsters while you’re there.
So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP around, hit us up! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring a spare pair of diamond boots in case you run into a pack of killer bunnies. Stay safe out there, gamers!
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Ancient Tools Unearthed: CraftyCraft Server
OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 22,000-YEAR-OLD TOOLS DISCOVERED IN MARYLAND!!! LIKE, WTF, WE OUT HERE REWRITING HISTORY OF HUMANS IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDING BLOCKY HOUSES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS.IMAGINE UNLOCKING ANCIENT SECRETS WHILE CRAFTING DIAMOND ARMOR AND TROLLING OTHER PLAYERS WITH PRANKS. THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, AND U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE FUN. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER!!! 🤪🔥🎮
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KyrenMC
Multi-region Survival server with hosting in North and South America, designed to offer a low-latency gaming experience. Enjoy balanced games, without unfair advantages or unreachable players.
There are two IPs (they only affect latency and ping) to enter the server:
na.kyrenmc.net – Hosted in Miami, United States.
sa.kyrenmc.net – Hosted in Santiago, Chile.45.58.126.196:25594
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What are Minecraft servers like Simply Vanilla Anarchy ?
Some similar Minecraft servers to Simply Vanilla Anarchy include:1. 2b2t – one of the oldest anarchy servers in Minecraft, known for its hardcore gameplay and large player base.
2. Constantiam – a vanilla anarchy server with a focus on maintaining a pure survival experience.
3. 9b9t – a no-rules anarchy server similar to 2b2t, with a dedicated player community.
4. Minewind – a unique anarchy server with custom plugins and events to keep gameplay exciting.
5. TheArchon – a network of servers that includes an anarchy world for players looking for a challenge.Each of these servers offers a different take on the anarchy gameplay style, with varying degrees of rules and player interaction. Whether you’re looking for a hardcore survival experience or a more relaxed atmosphere, there’s a server out there for every type of player.
simplyvanilla.net
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CraftyCanuckPlotWars
so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?
and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?
so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.
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ProbablyNotSketchy Semi-Chocolate SMP, LGBTQ+ Approved, Whitelisted, Java, Fabric, Hermitcraft Imitation
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Name TotallyNotSuspicious SMP Established 2018 Season 12 Release Date 2nd August Server Location North America Discord Link Join Discord FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
How do I apply to join the server?
To apply, join the Discord server and navigate to the #waitlist-form channel. Open a ticket and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.
What is the focus of the server?
The main focus of the SMP is to create an environment where interactions between members are prioritized. The community aims to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative.
What are some features of the server?
- Servers hosted in North America
- Discord to Minecraft chat
- Simple Voice Chat integration
- Suggestion forums available to all members
- Private ticket system for complaints/questions/support
- Diamond economy, no shop plugins
- Anti-Xray plugins and rollback inspection
- Organized Dragon Fights and various events
- 350 server members and 550 in total
- Pokemon channel available
Are there mini seasons on the server?
Yes, mini seasons are hosted to bridge between main seasons. These custom modded mini seasons last around a month and can consist of different themes such as space or magic.
Do I need to be on Discord to join the server?
Yes, being on Discord is a requirement to be whitelisted on the server. However, there is an option to join as a Discord Member if you prefer to chat and take breaks from playing.
Where can I see images of spawn from previous seasons?
You can check out images of spawn from previous seasons by visiting this link.
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Colonial Canine DNA Quest
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN FIND ANCIENT DNA FROM HUMANS AND DOGS. YEAH, U HEARD IT RIGHT, DOGS. WE GOT HISTORY LESSONS GOIN ON IN DIS SERVER, U CAN UNTANGLE EUROPEAN COLONIZATION IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDIN UR OWN BLOCKY EMPIRE. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S DIG UP SOME DNA AND BUILD SOME CRAZY STORIES TOGETHER. #BLOCKYHISTORY #DOGSDNA #MINECRAFTLOLZ
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VikingRaid Minecraft Server
hey you! yea you! do you wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a walrus riding a unicorn? well, do we have the server for you! we got ancient walrus ivory that reveals vikings were hunting in north america like it was their day job. come join us and you’ll be hunting mobs like a viking warrior, pillaging villages and sailing the seven seas in search of treasure. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of cheese. so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the epic adventures begin!