lol imagine a minecraft server so lit that even Mexico’s President Sheinbaum is offering sarcastic responses to Trump’s crazy ‘Gulf of America’ comment. like, you know it’s gonna be a wild ride when even world leaders are getting in on the action. join this server for epic battles, insane builds, and a community so awesome even politicians can’t stay away. come on, you know you wanna be part of this madness. let’s show Trump what a real gulf of awesomeness looks like!
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GulfCraftMexiLolz
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MexiCraft: Trump’s Land Grab!
come join our epic minecraft server where we have tacos raining from the sky and piñatas filled with diamonds! the president of mexico is actually a secret player on our server and he challenges trump to a build battle to settle territorial disputes. who will win? join now to find out and maybe even get a chance to build a wall made out of obsidian! VIVA LA MINECRAFT!
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GreenlandCraft: Trumped Tariffs
so, like, this server is like, totally epic, just like when trump threatened denmark with tariffs over greenland, like, who even does that? anyway, if you join this server, you’ll be like a total boss, just like trump thinks he is. we have crazy builds and insane events, just like trump’s tweets. join now and make minecraft great again! #tariffsarecool #greenlandisours #buildthewallaroundspawn
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SnowballCraft: Trudeau’s Reject
so, u wanna join our minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, this server is so lit that even trudeau rejected trump tryna annex canada just to play on it. yea, u heard me right, trudeau was like “nah bro, i gotta build my virtual empire on this server, sorry trump”. and u know what else? the creepers here are so friendly, they give u hugs instead of exploding in ur face. it’s like a freakin disneyland for minecraft players. so come on, join us and experience the madness for urself. plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone. ain’t that just the cherry on top?
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Prime Survival
Prime Survival Minecraft Server
IP Address mc.primesurvival.net About Server has been operating since 2018. Prime aims to capture the best aspects of favorite servers and constantly improve its features. Community Player base mainly from North America but all are welcome. Active Discord server for announcements and community interaction. FAQ
Q: How long has Prime Survival been operating?
A: Prime Survival has been operating since 2018.
Q: What is the goal of Prime Survival?
A: The goal of Prime Survival is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers, improve on their shortcomings, and provide a lag-free experience for players.
Q: Where does the majority of the player base come from?
A: The majority of the player base comes from North America, but players from all regions are welcome to join.
Q: Is there an active community Discord server?
A: Yes, Prime Survival has an active Discord server for announcements, discussion, and community interaction. Players are encouraged to join to stay connected.
Q: What can players expect from the ALL NEW 1.21x map in Prime Survival?
A: The ALL NEW 1.21x map in Prime Survival offers an enhanced survival experience for players. Join the server and Discord to stay updated on community activities.
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SnowballCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, even trudeau himself said there’s not ‘a snowball’s chance’ canada would become part of it? well, this server is so lit that even the prime minister is shooketh by its awesomeness.join us and build the most epic structures you can imagine, like a giant statue of trudeau riding a polar bear into battle against a horde of creepers. or maybe you want to create a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps to keep out pesky griefers.
we have the most insane mods and plugins that will make your minecraft experience like no other. fly around on a magic carpet, summon dragons to do your bidding, or even turn yourself into a unicorn with rainbow powers.
so what are you waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and show trudeau that canada can handle anything, even the most epic minecraft adventures. let’s do this, eh!
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SnowballHellCraft
so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place ever, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, trudeau said there’s, like, not a snowball’s chance in hell that canada joins the u.s., but, like, on this server, anything is possible, dude. like, you can build a snowball fortress and take over the whole server, man. trudeau won’t even know what hit him. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever, bro. let’s show trudeau who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels.
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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server
omg u guys u have to join this epic minecraft server!!! it’s so lit, like literally lit af 🔥🔥🔥we have the craziest events like a giant chicken race where u ride on chickens and race against each other, winner gets a diamond chicken nugget 🐔💎
also, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s so wild 🎉
oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and shoots fireballs at griefers? yea, it’s like having your own personal bodyguard 🐉🔥
join now before trump uses ‘economic force’ to acquire our server as a state, u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos 😂😂😂
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WildCraftMC
Minecraft Server Overview:
IP play.wildcraftmc.com Version Java 1.21.1 Accessibility 1.9-1.21.x Established April 17, 2011 Chat Reporting Disabled Location Eastern Coast of North America FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Q: How do I protect my builds from griefing?
A: You can claim your lands using the Grief Prevention feature to protect your builds.
Q: How can I join the server community on Discord?
A: Visit our Discord server at https://discord.gg/4J9UGfc to connect with other players and staff members.
Q: How can I earn ranks on the server?
A: You can earn ranks by voting daily or donating. Voting provides donor-like perks, while donating allows you to support the community and skip the daily voting process.
Q: What are Crates and how can I redeem them?
A: Crates contain unique rewards that can be redeemed by collecting special keys from server events, contests, voting, or donating.
Q: How can I earn economy on the server?
A: You can earn economy by joining jobs, participating in events, fishing, mining, and setting up a player shop.
Q: What unique features does the server offer?
A: The server offers an RPG play style, mini bosses with rare loot drops, adventurous quests, advanced fishing mechanics, and an extensively customized advancement system with special abilities and rewards.
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MapleCraftMergeUS
so i was just mining some diamonds on this epic minecraft server when i heard the craziest news ever! apparently, Trudeau resigned and Trump was like “hey canada, wanna merge with us???” like what even is happening right now, i can’t even. but anyways, you should totally join this server because we have the most lit community ever. like, we have a whole village of llamas that are secretly plotting to take over the world. and don’t even get me started on the epic pvp battles that go down in the nether. plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. so yeah, come join us and witness the madness for yourself!