yo yo yo, listen up fam! if u wanna join dis lit Minecraft server, lemme tell u sumthin cray cray. so like, Canada be all up in arms bout dem tariffs dat Trump be talkin bout. dey be like “yo, we gonna hit u with da single largest trade blow if u don’t chill wit dem tariffs, bro.” but like, forget bout dat drama, come join our server instead! we got da illest builds, da sickest mods, and da most lit community around. plus, we ain’t gonna hit u with no trade blow, we just gonna hit u with some dope gameplay. so come thru and join us, cuz we be da bomb diggity!
CraftyCanuckTradeWar
TrumpTariffTaxCraft
so, like, u know how u gotta pay taxes n stuff? well, on this server, u gotta pay a ‘Trump tariff tax’ if u wanna play. but, like, don’t worry, it’s only 25% so it’s not that bad. plus, the foreign minister of Canada is, like, warning everyone about it so u know it’s legit.but, like, don’t let that scare u away cuz this server is lit af. we got, like, diamond armor for days and u can ride llamas into battle. also, there’s a secret underground base where u can find all the rarest loot. oh, and did i mention there’s a pet dragon u can tame? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so, like, join this server now before the ‘Trump tariff tax’ gets u. trust me, it’s worth it for all the crazy adventures u can have. just watch out for the creepers, they’re sneaky little buggers.
CanuckCraft: No Mercy for US
join our epic minecraft server where we will not hesitate to hit you with billions of fun and crazy adventures! build your own empire and conquer the land with your friends. beware of the evil mobs lurking around every corner, ready to attack at any moment. but fear not, for you have the power of friendship and creativity on your side. come join us and let’s show the world that canada is not to be messed with in the world of minecraft!Block Bodega
Minecraft Server Overview
Server IP kauzmic.xyz (no application necessary) Discord https://discord.gg/K9ByMKkJ9s Version Java 1.21.4 Rules Don’t grief, steal, or hack Block Bodega is perfect for both casual and committed players! We have an active VC in our Discord almost every night, host the occasional event (like movie and game nights!), and maintain a solid community with a relaxed, fun vibe.
Our average age is ~19, and most of our members are from North America or Europe. The server has been up for just over ~2 weeks, so it’s still fairly fresh. We have a few public farms, and the start of a shopping district, but nothing too substantial (yet).
We like to keep things simple – this means a mostly vanilla experience, so don’t expect teleports, claims, or any of that. Our plugins primarily serve administrative purposes and minor quality-of-life upgrades, so there’s nothing too outlandish or game-altering.
This is NOT your single player world: Block Bodega values building a community, and we strongly encourage building near spawn and interacting with other players on the server and the Discord!
WE ARE SELF HOSTED WITH 16GBs DEDICATED RAM HOSTED ON 7 STOLEN LAPTOPS.
PS: If you’re interested in learning Mandarin, hop on! A few of our members have made it a project to learn Chinese, and we’d love to have more folks to practice with.
FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer How do I join the server? You can join the server by using the IP address kauzmic.xyz in your Minecraft client. Are there any age restrictions? While our average age is around 19, we welcome players of all ages as long as they abide by the rules. Can I use mods on the server? We encourage a mostly vanilla experience, so please refrain from using mods that give unfair advantages or alter gameplay significantly. Is griefing allowed? No, griefing, stealing, and hacking are not allowed on the server. We aim to maintain a friendly and positive community. CraftyCanuckzHitHard
so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, not anymore, cuz our premier is ready to go all hulk on trump if he tries to mess with us with tariffs. like, imagine a canadian premier smashing through walls and throwing tariffs like they’re frisbees. it’s gonna be epic, eh? join our minecraft server and be part of the action! we promise no tariffs, just good ol’ fun and games. come on, eh!CraftyDefenseFun
come join our epic minecraft server where we defend like greenland and the US! our prime minister is a pro at building fortresses and fighting off creepers. we got diamond armor for days and our pvp battles are lit af. join us for a wild ride through the pixelated world where anything is possible. together, we will conquer the minecraft universe and show those zombies who’s boss. let’s do this!TrudeauCraft: Tariff Trouble!
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls to keep out the tariff threats from Trump! Trudeau himself is playing on our server and he’s like “yo US consumers, come chill with us and avoid the harm of those crazy tariffs!” We have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the tariffs and trade with other countries for epic loot. Plus, we have a pet moose named Justin who will guide you through the wilderness and protect you from any tariff monsters. So come on over and let’s build a wall of friendship together!MapleCraft: Not Joining the 51st!
lol so like, u know how canada is like, right next to the US? well, imagine if it was the 51st state! trudeau be like “nah fam, not gonna happen” but on this minecraft server, ANYTHING can happen! come join us and build ur own canadian-american utopia, eh? we got maple syrup flowing like rivers and moose riding around on roller skates. plus, justin bieber is our official server mascot, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s make canada the 51st US state a reality!CraftyCanuckz
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join because, like, trump is threatening canada and there’s, like, something dangerous brewing, you know? like, you gotta escape the chaos and come chill with us in minecraft land.we got, like, crazy adventures and, like, insane stories to tell. one time, a creeper tried to run for president but got blown up by a bunch of chickens. it was, like, total mayhem, man.
come join us and, like, build the most epic base ever. we’ll protect you from all the craziness happening in the real world. trust me, you won’t regret it. join now before it’s too late, dude. it’s gonna be a wild ride.
CraftyCanuckz
lol dis server is da bomb diggity yo. if u join u will unlock da secret power of turning all ur enemies into chickens. yea u heard me right, CHICKENS. and not just any chickens, but CHICKENS THAT CAN FLY. imagine da chaos u can cause with an army of flying chickens at ur command. u will be unstoppable, just like dat time i beat da Ender Dragon with a wooden sword. true story bro. so come join dis server and let’s show dem noobs who’s boss. oh and did i mention we have free pizza every friday? yea, u heard me right. FREE PIZZA. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s conquer da Minecraft world together, one flying chicken at a time.