TariffCraft Minecraft Server
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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trump’s twitter feed! we got so much chaos, you’ll forget all about those tariffs on mexico and canada.
build your own wall to keep out pesky creepers and zombies, just like trump wants to do! but be careful, because we also have a secret underground tunnel system where you can smuggle in all the diamonds and emeralds you want.
our server is so lit, even trump would want to play here. so come on down and make minecraft great again with us!

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where trump is the ruler and he’s all like “we gonna build a wall in minecraft and make mexico and canada pay for it with diamonds!” and everyone is just mining away trying to get enough diamonds to pay off the tariffs. but then, like, there’s this secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted gear and potions. it’s like a crazy adventure trying to sneak past the border patrol and find the treasure before trump catches you! join now for the most wild and wacky minecraft experience ever!

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CraftyCanuckMC
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so, like, you wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the craziest place in all of block land. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes.
if you join dis server, you’ll get a special potion that makes you invincible for 24 hours. you can build a house out of diamonds and ride a unicorn to battle.
oh, and did i mention that the president of the server is a talking llama? yeah, he’s super wise and always has the best advice for all your minecraft problems.
so come on, join us and have the time of your life in this wacky, wild, and wonderful minecraft server. you won’t regret it, trust me.

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Crafty Scientists: Trust Us, We Know!
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yo, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u, we got scientists from 68 countries up in here doin’ some wild experiments. trust me, u ain’t never seen redstone contraptions like this before.
if u lean to the right or are conservative, we gonna turn u into a trustin’ scientist lovin’ machine. we got potions that’ll make u believe in climate change and evolution faster than u can say “diamond pickaxe.”
come join us and be a part of the most outrageous, mind-bending minecraft server out there. trust in scientists, trust in us.

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CraftyCanuckTradeWar
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yo yo yo, listen up fam! if u wanna join dis lit Minecraft server, lemme tell u sumthin cray cray. so like, Canada be all up in arms bout dem tariffs dat Trump be talkin bout. dey be like “yo, we gonna hit u with da single largest trade blow if u don’t chill wit dem tariffs, bro.” but like, forget bout dat drama, come join our server instead! we got da illest builds, da sickest mods, and da most lit community around. plus, we ain’t gonna hit u with no trade blow, we just gonna hit u with some dope gameplay. so come thru and join us, cuz we be da bomb diggity!

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TrumpTariffTaxCraft
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so, like, u know how u gotta pay taxes n stuff? well, on this server, u gotta pay a ‘Trump tariff tax’ if u wanna play. but, like, don’t worry, it’s only 25% so it’s not that bad. plus, the foreign minister of Canada is, like, warning everyone about it so u know it’s legit.
but, like, don’t let that scare u away cuz this server is lit af. we got, like, diamond armor for days and u can ride llamas into battle. also, there’s a secret underground base where u can find all the rarest loot. oh, and did i mention there’s a pet dragon u can tame? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so, like, join this server now before the ‘Trump tariff tax’ gets u. trust me, it’s worth it for all the crazy adventures u can have. just watch out for the creepers, they’re sneaky little buggers.

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CanuckCraft: No Mercy for US
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join our epic minecraft server where we will not hesitate to hit you with billions of fun and crazy adventures! build your own empire and conquer the land with your friends. beware of the evil mobs lurking around every corner, ready to attack at any moment. but fear not, for you have the power of friendship and creativity on your side. come join us and let’s show the world that canada is not to be messed with in the world of minecraft!

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Block Bodega

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	kauzmic.xyz (no application necessary)
Discord	https://discord.gg/K9ByMKkJ9s
Version	Java 1.21.4
Rules	Don’t grief, steal, or hack

Block Bodega is perfect for both casual and committed players! We have an active VC in our Discord almost every night, host the occasional event (like movie and game nights!), and maintain a solid community with a relaxed, fun vibe.

Our average age is ~19, and most of our members are from North America or Europe. The server has been up for just over ~2 weeks, so it’s still fairly fresh. We have a few public farms, and the start of a shopping district, but nothing too substantial (yet).

We like to keep things simple – this means a mostly vanilla experience, so don’t expect teleports, claims, or any of that. Our plugins primarily serve administrative purposes and minor quality-of-life upgrades, so there’s nothing too outlandish or game-altering.

This is NOT your single player world: Block Bodega values building a community, and we strongly encourage building near spawn and interacting with other players on the server and the Discord!

WE ARE SELF HOSTED WITH 16GBs DEDICATED RAM HOSTED ON 7 STOLEN LAPTOPS.

PS: If you’re interested in learning Mandarin, hop on! A few of our members have made it a project to learn Chinese, and we’d love to have more folks to practice with.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP address kauzmic.xyz in your Minecraft client.
Are there any age restrictions?	While our average age is around 19, we welcome players of all ages as long as they abide by the rules.
Can I use mods on the server?	We encourage a mostly vanilla experience, so please refrain from using mods that give unfair advantages or alter gameplay significantly.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing, stealing, and hacking are not allowed on the server. We aim to maintain a friendly and positive community.

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so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, not anymore, cuz our premier is ready to go all hulk on trump if he tries to mess with us with tariffs. like, imagine a canadian premier smashing through walls and throwing tariffs like they’re frisbees. it’s gonna be epic, eh? join our minecraft server and be part of the action! we promise no tariffs, just good ol’ fun and games. come on, eh!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we defend like greenland and the US! our prime minister is a pro at building fortresses and fighting off creepers. we got diamond armor for days and our pvp battles are lit af. join us for a wild ride through the pixelated world where anything is possible. together, we will conquer the minecraft universe and show those zombies who’s boss. let’s do this!

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