North America MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

international relations, law enforcement cooperation, CraftyCanuck, border security, Legal compliance

so, like, this minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz, like, the admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and stuff.

also, there’s this legend that if you find the hidden diamond castle in the sky, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds for life.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs are the djs? yeah, it’s lit af.

so, like, come join this server cuz it’s gonna be a wild ride, man. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness and fun.

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Trump’s Annexation Minecraft Server

Greenland, annexation, Arctic, international relations, Surprise

LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT SURPRISE GREENLAND ELECTIONS AND TRUMP TRYNA ANNEX THAT ISH. COME BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND PROTECT YOUR LAND FROM CRAZY POLITICIANS. WE GOT PENGUINS WITH TOP HATS AND IGLOOS MADE OF DIAMONDS. JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH THE ARCTIC CIRCLE, WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN AND BUILD EPIC STUFF. LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN!

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CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

trade tensions, foreign policy, negotiations, global trade, Canada

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. imagine a world where canada is like, caught in a double trade war, like, whoa. but, like, don’t worry, cuz on this server, we got our own version of canada, and it’s like, totally chill, man.

our players are always coming up with the most insane stories, like one time, this player built a giant igloo made out of diamonds and rode a polar bear into battle against a horde of evil villagers. it was epic, dude.

if you join this server, you’ll be part of a community that’s always up for a laugh and a good time. plus, our mods are like, super cool and always coming up with wild events and challenges for everyone to enjoy.

so, like, why wait? come join us on this crazy minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it, dude.

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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

foreign relations, statehood, SOVEREIGNTY, Attack, Server

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump intensifying statehood threats in attack on canada! build your own wall to keep out those pesky canadians and make america great again! join forces with other players to launch surprise attacks on maple syrup factories and hockey arenas! beware of the moose mobs that roam the land, they’re not afraid to trample your crops and steal your diamonds! with crazy events like the great poutine war and the mountie invasion, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server! so grab your pickaxe and join us now for the most outrageous minecraft experience ever!

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TariffAbuser Minecraft Server

Surcharge, international relations, Politics, North America, trade war

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got more tariffs than canada and more electricity surcharges than you can shake a stick at! join us and be a part of the most outrageous server in all of minecraft land. we even have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we stole from herobrine himself. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

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SubmarineCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, arms deal, weapons, Submarines, south korea

so like, u know how south korea is all like, “hey canada, wanna buy some submarines?” cuz they’re like, “yo, we don’t wanna be friends with the u.s. anymore.” so now canada is all like, “yeah sure, we’ll take some submarines, why not?” and now they’re gonna have this sick underwater party with all these submarines and stuff. but like, if u wanna join the fun, u gotta come to this minecraft server cuz we’re gonna have our own submarine party but like, in the game. it’s gonna be lit, trust me. u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure, so come join us and let’s dive deep into the fun together!

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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

trade war, foreign policy, Diplomacy, Economy, trump

so, like, trump is totally losing it and he’s all like “i’m gonna put major tariffs on canada and make them pay so much money, it’s gonna be huge!” like, dude, chill out, it’s just canada, they’re not even that big of a deal. but anyway, if you wanna escape all the drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we’ve got crazy builds, epic pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we hide from trump’s crazy tariffs. so come on over and join the fun, before trump starts charging us for playing minecraft too!

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Trump’s Conquest Minecraft Server – Elbows Up in Canada

united states, nationalism, trump, Minecraft, power struggle

are you tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? come join elbows up in canada, where we fight off trump’s conquest dreams with our elbows up high! 🇨🇦🇺🇸

we have a secret underground bunker where we hide from trump’s twitter rants and build epic structures using only our elbows. join us in the fight against tyranny and let’s show the world that elbows are mightier than swords!

our server is filled with crazy challenges like building a giant wall made entirely of cheese, or riding pigs into battle against evil mobs. we even have a secret society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds.

so come join us at elbows up in canada, where the only rule is to keep your elbows up and your spirits high! 🦙🧀🇨🇦

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CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

global economy, trump, manufacturing industry, steel industry, aluminum

so, like, u know what’s better than tariffs on canadian steel and aluminum? joining this epic minecraft server, that’s what! we got more fun than trump’s hair in a windstorm, i tell u.

picture this: u log in and suddenly u r surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. u can build a house out of rainbow blocks and ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombies.

plus, we have a secret underground disco club where herobrine himself spins the sickest beats. and every full moon, the server transforms into a giant trampoline park where u can bounce around with your fellow players until the sun comes up.

so forget about tariffs and politics, come join us on this minecraft server and let’s have a blast together!

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CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Economy, Server, Canada, North America, economic sanctions

so like, u know how trump is all like “merica is the best” and stuff, well now he’s like “hey canada, u gotta join us or else!” and he’s puttin tariffs on everything like maple syrup and poutine. so like, if u wanna escape the craziness of the real world, come join our minecraft server where u can build ur own igloo and hide from trump’s crazy demands. plus, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to canada so u can sneak in some poutine without gettin caught. join now before trump builds a wall around canada and blocks us all out!

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