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  • TrudeauCraft: Trade Talks & Trump Shadows

    TrudeauCraft: Trade Talks & Trump Shadows
    So like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly Justin Trudeau pops up and is like, “Hey, let’s revive UK-Canada trade talks on this server!” Like, what even? Who knew our boy JT was a Minecraft fan?

    But wait, it gets even crazier. Donald Trump shows up outta nowhere and starts trying to trade his golden blocks for your diamonds. Like, bro, get your own resources! But then Putin swoops in on a horse and starts building a giant wall around your base. It’s chaos, I tell ya!

    So if you wanna experience all this insanity and more, come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got world leaders, crazy trade deals, and walls being built faster than you can say “blocky politics.” It’s a wild ride, my friends. So come on in and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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  • CraftyCanuckTrading

    CraftyCanuckTrading
    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we trade with canada and ecuador while avoiding trump’s tariff threats like a pro. build your own virtual trade empire and become the richest player in the game. who needs real life when you can make deals with countries in a blocky world? plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures guarded by llamas wearing top hats. join now before the llamas take over the server and declare themselves as the new rulers of minecraft!

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  • MapleCraft Minecraft Server

    MapleCraft Minecraft Server
    lol come join this cray cray minecraft server where we reenact the fragile truce between Canada and US but with a twist! instead of boring politics, we settle our differences with epic build battles and crazy mini games!

    imagine building a giant igloo to represent Canada while your friends try to sabotage it with fireworks and TNT! or maybe you prefer to roleplay as a sneaky spy trying to steal maple syrup from the US side without getting caught by the border patrol (aka the admins)!

    if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as the real world but way more fun, then this is the place for you! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake (shh don’t tell anyone)! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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  • CanuckCraft: Power Outage Edition

    CanuckCraft: Power Outage Edition
    Join our Minecraft server and you won’t have to worry about Canada cutting the power to the U.S. during the big game! Our server is powered by magical unicorn farts, so you can game on without any interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret underground base on Mars, so you’ll be playing with aliens and astronauts from all over the galaxy. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this out-of-this-world experience!

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  • MapleCraft: Respect Our Blocks!

    MapleCraft: Respect Our Blocks!
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz we got the canadian ambassador to the UN on here, and he’s all like, “we deserve to be treated with respect, eh?” like, who wouldn’t wanna play on a server with someone so fancy shmancy, right?

    plus, we got this crazy story about how the ambassador once challenged trump to a build battle in minecraft, and totally whooped his butt. like, trump was all like, “i’m the best builder, believe me,” but then the ambassador came in with his igloo building skills and just blew him out of the water. it was epic, man.

    so yeah, come join our server and hang out with the canadian ambassador. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to challenge him to a build battle yourself. eh?

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  • TariffTangoCraft

    TariffTangoCraft
    so like, imagine this, you’re mining away in this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you stumble upon a secret cave filled with diamonds and emeralds. but wait, there’s a catch! you gotta defeat a giant chicken boss to claim your loot.

    oh, and did i mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with mobs dancing to funky tunes? yeah, that’s right.

    but wait, there’s more! every player gets their own pet dragon that can fly them around the map and breathe fire on their enemies. how cool is that?

    and if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join the annual treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life diamond (not really, but wouldn’t that be awesome?)

    so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • TariffCraft: Pause & Play 30

    TariffCraft: Pause & Play 30

    Are you tired of boring old politics and trade deals? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing we’re trading is diamonds for emeralds! Who needs NAFTA when you can have a NAFD (Not Another F***ing Deal) with your fellow blocky buddies? Plus, our server is so lit that even Trump would want to build a wall around it (but don’t worry, we’ll make him pay for it in gold blocks)! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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  • CraftyCanuck30DayTariffBreak

    CraftyCanuck30DayTariffBreak
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he just paused tariffs on canada for at least 30 days! trudeau is like “woah dude thanks bro” and everyone is partying in the streets with maple syrup and poutine. if you join our server, you can build a giant igloo and ride polar bears to battle against evil moose overlords. plus, we have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land filled with bacon-wrapped beavers and hockey-playing unicorns. so come on over and join the fun, eh? it’s gonna be a hoser of a good time!

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  • CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

    CanuckCraft Minecraft Server
    lol imagine a world where canada is like, “hey europe, you want some aluminum? cuz trump is being a butt and we don’t want his tariffs.” like, can you believe it? come join our minecraft server where we have so much aluminum, it’s like raining metal blocks from the sky. build a castle out of aluminum and show trump who’s boss. plus, we have a secret underground society of aluminum-loving gnomes who will trade you diamonds for shiny metal. don’t miss out on the craziest aluminum adventure of your life!

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  • CraftyTradeWar

    CraftyTradeWar
    join our epic minecraft server where trudeau and trump are actually bffs and they settle all their beef through intense pvp battles in game. witness the drama unfold as they argue over who has the better diamond sword and who gets to build the biggest wall around their base. come for the chaos, stay for the memes. also, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a dragon named barry. come join the fun before the trade war breaks out and all hell breaks loose. #minecraftpolitics #trudeautrumpbffs #dragonbarry #tradebunker

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