North America Minecraft Servers (Page 14)

CraftyCanuck vs TrumpTower
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so, like, this minecraft server is like, the bomb dot com, you know? like, you gotta join because we have the craziest shenanigans happening here. like, one time, a bunch of creepers and zombies threw a surprise party for Steve and it was lit AF.
also, we have this epic roller coaster that goes through a volcano and shoots you out into a pool of lava. it’s totally safe, we promise.
oh, and did we mention that our staff are all unicorns? yeah, they grant wishes and stuff. like, one time, someone wished for a diamond sword and BAM, it appeared in their inventory.
so, like, come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who needs friends when you have us, right? plus, we’re pretty sure Canada and Trump are playing on here too. it’s gonna be yuge.

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CraftyTrudeau’s EuroAlliance Minecraft Server
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So like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got Trudeau heading to Europe to like, fight off Trump and stuff. It’s gonna be a total showdown, like a Minecraft battle royale but with world leaders. Plus, there’s gonna be epic alliances forming and crazy drama unfolding. You don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and be part of the madness!

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CraftyCanuckUSAIDShutdown
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so, like, u kno how canada is always like, “eh, sorry, we’re so nice”? well, now they’re all like, “yo, usa, wtf u doin??” cuz usa is shutting down this aid thing called usaid. and canada is all like, “dude, that’s a dangerous retreat, bro.” like, they’re super mad about it. but like, if u join our minecraft server, u won’t have to worry about all that drama. just come build some epic stuff and have a good time, eh? plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the maple syrup. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join the server and have a blast, eh?

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MapleCraft: US Edition
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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine a world where Canada takes over the United States and turns it into their 11th province. That’s right, on our server, you can explore the wacky world of Canadamerica! Build igloos in New York City, ride moose through the streets of Los Angeles, and mine for maple syrup in the Grand Canyon. Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

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CanuckCraft2020
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so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna annex canada”? well, trudeau was all like “yo, that’s a real thing, eh?” but like, don’t worry about all that political drama, come join our minecraft server instead! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword and a pet creeper that won’t explode on u. so forget about real life problems and come chill with us in our crazy minecraft world! eh?

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Trump’s Mineral Quest Minecraft Server
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so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be, man. like, you know how Donald Trump is all like “I wanna annex Canada for its minerals”? well, on this server, we already have all the minerals you could ever dream of! like, seriously, we have so much diamond you’ll be blinging like a rapper in no time.
and get this, Trudeau is like, “nah bro, you can’t have our minerals” but on this server, we’re all about sharing the wealth. so come join us and be part of the most epic showdown between Trump and Trudeau you’ll ever see. plus, we have like, flying pigs and talking sheep. it’s wild, man.
oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s like a pirate’s paradise down there. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on this insane Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

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MapleCraft Pipeline Co.
American relationshipenergy policyMinisterOIL INDUSTRYTrade
so like, u know how america used to be our bff but now they’re like, not? well, we gotta start thinking bout new ways to get our oil to other places, ya know? so like, imagine this: a minecraft server where u can build ur own oil pipeline from west to east canada! u can dig, build, and protect ur pipeline from pesky creepers tryna blow it up! join now and be part of the oil pipeline revolution! let’s show america we don’t need them anymore, eh?

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CraftyTrumpTiffs
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So, like, this server is totally lit, dude. It’s like, the best place to be if you wanna escape from all that drama between US and Canada about tariffs and stuff. Like, Trump made something snap in us, you know? But on this server, we don’t care about that. We just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time.
Join us if you wanna be part of a community that’s all about having fun and not getting caught up in all that political nonsense. Plus, we have this crazy story about how the server was founded by a group of llamas who escaped from a circus and decided to start their own Minecraft world. It’s wild, man.
So come on over and join the llama revolution. We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual tacos every Tuesday. What more could you ask for? Let’s build some epic stuff together, dude.

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OilOCanadaShipstoChina
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join our epic minecraft server where we ship oil to china while dodging angry americans who are threatening trade! build your own oil rig and defend it from pesky players trying to steal your precious black gold. team up with fellow players to form alliances and take down rival oil barons in epic battles. who will reign supreme in this wild west of oil trading? come find out on our server now! also, there are flying pigs. just saying.

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CraftySummit Minecraft Server
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so, like, trudeau is all like “yo, we gotta talk about these u.s. tariffs, eh?” and everyone is like “oh no, what are we gonna do, eh?” but then trudeau is like “chill, fam, we got this economic summit on friday, it’s gonna be lit, eh?” so now everyone is like “heck yeah, let’s go to this summit and figure out how to deal with these tariffs, eh?” and you should totally join our minecraft server because we’re gonna have a virtual economic summit to discuss all the crazy stuff happening in the world, eh? plus, we have like, a secret underground bunker where we hide all the maple syrup and poutine, so you know it’s gonna be a wild time, eh? come join us and let’s figure out how to save the world from these crazy tariffs, eh?

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