Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine a world where Canada takes over the United States and turns it into their 11th province. That’s right, on our server, you can explore the wacky world of Canadamerica! Build igloos in New York City, ride moose through the streets of Los Angeles, and mine for maple syrup in the Grand Canyon. Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!
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MapleCraft: US Edition
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CanuckCraft2020
so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna annex canada”? well, trudeau was all like “yo, that’s a real thing, eh?” but like, don’t worry about all that political drama, come join our minecraft server instead! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword and a pet creeper that won’t explode on u. so forget about real life problems and come chill with us in our crazy minecraft world! eh?
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Trump’s Mineral Quest Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be, man. like, you know how Donald Trump is all like “I wanna annex Canada for its minerals”? well, on this server, we already have all the minerals you could ever dream of! like, seriously, we have so much diamond you’ll be blinging like a rapper in no time.and get this, Trudeau is like, “nah bro, you can’t have our minerals” but on this server, we’re all about sharing the wealth. so come join us and be part of the most epic showdown between Trump and Trudeau you’ll ever see. plus, we have like, flying pigs and talking sheep. it’s wild, man.
oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s like a pirate’s paradise down there. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on this insane Minecraft server and let the madness begin!
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MapleCraft Pipeline Co.
so like, u know how america used to be our bff but now they’re like, not? well, we gotta start thinking bout new ways to get our oil to other places, ya know? so like, imagine this: a minecraft server where u can build ur own oil pipeline from west to east canada! u can dig, build, and protect ur pipeline from pesky creepers tryna blow it up! join now and be part of the oil pipeline revolution! let’s show america we don’t need them anymore, eh?
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CraftyTrumpTiffs
So, like, this server is totally lit, dude. It’s like, the best place to be if you wanna escape from all that drama between US and Canada about tariffs and stuff. Like, Trump made something snap in us, you know? But on this server, we don’t care about that. We just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time.Join us if you wanna be part of a community that’s all about having fun and not getting caught up in all that political nonsense. Plus, we have this crazy story about how the server was founded by a group of llamas who escaped from a circus and decided to start their own Minecraft world. It’s wild, man.
So come on over and join the llama revolution. We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual tacos every Tuesday. What more could you ask for? Let’s build some epic stuff together, dude.
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OilOCanadaShipstoChina
join our epic minecraft server where we ship oil to china while dodging angry americans who are threatening trade! build your own oil rig and defend it from pesky players trying to steal your precious black gold. team up with fellow players to form alliances and take down rival oil barons in epic battles. who will reign supreme in this wild west of oil trading? come find out on our server now! also, there are flying pigs. just saying.
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CraftySummit Minecraft Server
so, like, trudeau is all like “yo, we gotta talk about these u.s. tariffs, eh?” and everyone is like “oh no, what are we gonna do, eh?” but then trudeau is like “chill, fam, we got this economic summit on friday, it’s gonna be lit, eh?” so now everyone is like “heck yeah, let’s go to this summit and figure out how to deal with these tariffs, eh?” and you should totally join our minecraft server because we’re gonna have a virtual economic summit to discuss all the crazy stuff happening in the world, eh? plus, we have like, a secret underground bunker where we hide all the maple syrup and poutine, so you know it’s gonna be a wild time, eh? come join us and let’s figure out how to save the world from these crazy tariffs, eh?
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TrudeauCraft: Trade Talks & Trump Shadows
So like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly Justin Trudeau pops up and is like, “Hey, let’s revive UK-Canada trade talks on this server!” Like, what even? Who knew our boy JT was a Minecraft fan?But wait, it gets even crazier. Donald Trump shows up outta nowhere and starts trying to trade his golden blocks for your diamonds. Like, bro, get your own resources! But then Putin swoops in on a horse and starts building a giant wall around your base. It’s chaos, I tell ya!
So if you wanna experience all this insanity and more, come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got world leaders, crazy trade deals, and walls being built faster than you can say “blocky politics.” It’s a wild ride, my friends. So come on in and let’s make Minecraft great again!
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CraftyCanuckTrading
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we trade with canada and ecuador while avoiding trump’s tariff threats like a pro. build your own virtual trade empire and become the richest player in the game. who needs real life when you can make deals with countries in a blocky world? plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures guarded by llamas wearing top hats. join now before the llamas take over the server and declare themselves as the new rulers of minecraft!
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MapleCraft Minecraft Server
lol come join this cray cray minecraft server where we reenact the fragile truce between Canada and US but with a twist! instead of boring politics, we settle our differences with epic build battles and crazy mini games!imagine building a giant igloo to represent Canada while your friends try to sabotage it with fireworks and TNT! or maybe you prefer to roleplay as a sneaky spy trying to steal maple syrup from the US side without getting caught by the border patrol (aka the admins)!
if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as the real world but way more fun, then this is the place for you! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake (shh don’t tell anyone)! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!