if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world, then you gotta join this server, man. we got all the craziest stuff happening, like pigs flying and creepers doing the cha-cha. it’s a party 24/7 up in here, so come on and join the fun! you won’t regret it, trust me.
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CraftyCanuckUSState
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got this crazy story where Trump is all like “hey Canada, wanna be part of the U.S.?” and then Premier Furey is just like “heck yeah, let’s do it!” and now Canada is gonna be a state, like whaaat? -
CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum
come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!! -
BooMontrealUSA4Nations
so, liek, this server is, liek, the coolest place to be in all of minecraft land. we got, liek, unicorns and rainbows and, liek, flying pigs. you can, liek, build a house made out of candy and ride a llama into battle.but wait, there’s more! we have, liek, secret dungeons filled with treasure and, liek, dragons to slay. you can, liek, team up with your friends and take on epic quests to save the land from evil sorcerers.
oh, and did i mention we have, liek, a disco party every friday night? yeah, it’s, liek, totally lit with flashing lights and funky music. you can, liek, show off your best dance moves and impress all the other players.
so, come join us on this epic adventure and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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ResentfulCraft – Keep Canada Happy!
so, liek, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz it’s liek, da bomb diggity, ya know? we got unicorns flyin’ around, shootin’ rainbows outta their butts and stuff. and, like, if u join, u get a free pet dragon dat breathes fire and can cook u s’mores. plus, we got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and all dat good stuff. but, like, watch out for the evil llamas dat guard it, they spit acid and stuff. so, come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever, cuz why not, eh? -
CraftyFlightz
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE AIR CANADA BUT BETTER BECAUSE WE DON’T CUT FLIGHTS, WE CUT BLOCKS! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH THE SKY, BUILDING EPIC STRUCTURES AND FLYING AROUND LIKE A CRAZY CHICKEN. WESTJET MIGHT FOLLOW US, BUT WHO CARES WHEN YOU CAN JOIN OUR MINECRAFT MADNESS? FLY HIGH WITH US AND LET YOUR IMAGINATION SOAR TO NEW HEIGHTS. YOLO, AMIRITE? -
CartelCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where the mexican president accused the u.s of harbouring drug cartels but don’t worry, we have our own drug cartel in the game! you can join the cartel and smuggle virtual drugs across the border while dodging virtual police raids. it’s a wild ride, just like a telenovela but with pixelated blocks! plus, our server has a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and gold. so come on down and join the fun, just watch out for the creepers and the feds! -
MapleCraftWars
so like, u know how the USA is always flexin on Canada and stuff? well, our server is like a safe haven for all our Canadian friends who just wanna build and chill without worrying about getting invaded by their southern neighbors. plus, our Canadian ambassador is like, super cool and will totally protect u from any potential threats. join us and be part of the most peaceful and law-abiding Minecraft server ever! 🇨🇦🍁 #CanadaStrong #NoUSATrespassing -
CraftyNATO Minecraft Server
lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so wild and crazy that nato is testing their deployment model on it?? well look no further cuz this server is off the chain!! we got explosions, we got dragons, we even got a secret underground base where u can find the lost city of atlantis!! join now before the ukraine war anniversary hits and things get even more insane!! come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness!! -
CraftyCanucksMC
Are you tired of all the political drama and tension between countries? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and team up with your friendly neighbors to the north, the Canadians!On our server, you can build igloos, ride moose into battle, and even participate in epic maple syrup chugging contests. Plus, our Canadian players are always willing to share their Tim Hortons donuts and apologize profusely for any accidental creeper explosions.
So come on over and join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who needs politics when you can have poutine parties and snowball fights instead? Let’s show the world that friendship knows no borders, eh!

