omg can u believe it?? the white house is tryna kick canada outta the five eyes intelligence group like wtf is that even real?? but dont worry cuz u can escape the drama by joining our EPIC minecraft server where we have our own intelligence group called the Five Blocks!! we spy on creepers and zombies and make sure they dont cause any trouble in our blocky world. plus, we have the best parties with unlimited cake and fireworks, so come join us before the white house tries to kick us out too lololol #BlockyIntelligence #CanadaDeservesBetter
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CanuckCraft Minecraft Server
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CraftyCanuckz
so like, imagine a minecraft server where trump is the ruler and he’s all like “canada, you’re outta here!” and then the white house is like “yeah, get outta our intelligence alliance, eh?”join our server for the most epic political drama you’ve ever seen in minecraft! watch as countries battle it out for power and dominance, all while building epic structures and mining for diamonds.
come join the chaos and see if you can survive the craziness of our server. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next ruler of the minecraft world! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
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CraftyTariffWars
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, trump said so. he’s all like “tariffs on canada and mexico will go forward” and we’re all like “whoa, dude, that’s so crazy!” but, like, on this server, we’re all about peace and love and building cool stuff. so, like, join us and let’s build a world where tariffs don’t exist and everyone is friends. plus, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot. so, like, come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!
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CraftyTariffWars
join this epic minecraft server where we hit canada & mexico with 25% tariffs every week! why? because we are building a wall around our base to keep out the creepers and zombies! only the strongest players can survive in this crazy world where trade wars are the norm. come join us and show off your building skills while dodging crazy tariffs and explosions! it’s gonna be huge, believe me!
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TrudeauCraft Minecraft Server
so, liek, u know how ukrainian president say trudeau comin to ukraine on monday? well, dat got us thinkin, if trudeau can visit ukraine, then u can visit our minecraft server! we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat dance salsa. plus, our diamonds are made of pure unicorn tears. join now and u might even see trudeau building a giant igloo in our server! come on, eh!
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GTA Gun Runners United
join our epic minecraft server where we steal all our crime guns from the U.S. just like the GTA! trump is probably gonna tweet about us next, so you better join before we get shut down for being too badass. build your own criminal empire, rob other players, and cause chaos in the virtual world. come on, you know you wanna be a part of this madness!
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CraftyWorld: Trudeau vs Trump
So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you gotta join cuz Trudeau and Trump are like, talking about Ukraine on there. They’re building like, peace treaties out of blocks and stuff. And all the other players are like, freaking out cuz they’re worried the U.S. is gonna peace out of the war effort. But don’t worry, on this server, we got it all under control. Join now for a wild ride of political drama and blocky battles. It’s gonna be epic, bro!
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CraftyCanuckzLiesAndPops
so, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the battle of trump vs canada but in block form. u gotta build ur base strong to defend against trump’s lurking assault. he’s out there with his tiny hands trying to destroy everything u love. but don’t worry, we got irrational populism on our side. join us and together we will make minecraft great again! or at least until the next update ruins everything. lolz.
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TrumpCraft: The World Tour
Yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Forget about building boring old houses and mining for diamonds on those basic servers. Join our server and get ready for the wildest ride of your life!We got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay golden eggs, and cows that give you unlimited steak. And don’t even get me started on the creepers – they’re all wearing top hats and monocles, ready to explode in style.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Trump Tower, where you can climb to the top and shout “Make Minecraft Great Again!” at the top of your lungs. And rumor has it, if you find the secret portal hidden in the Nether, you’ll be transported to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown. Trump may be coming for the world, but on our server, anything is possible.
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CraftyCanuckTariffs
so like, u know how canada is all nice and polite and stuff? well, turns out they’re not afraid to throw some shade at the US with some epic tariffs. it’s like a battle of the maple syrup vs the cheeseburgers, eh? come join our minecraft server where we recreate this epic showdown with our own crazy trade wars. build your own igloo fortress and defend it from hordes of american players trying to steal your poutine recipe. trust us, it’s gonna be a total hoser of a time, eh? join now and show your support for our northern neighbors, eh?