so, liek, u know how ukrainian president say trudeau comin to ukraine on monday? well, dat got us thinkin, if trudeau can visit ukraine, then u can visit our minecraft server! we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat dance salsa. plus, our diamonds are made of pure unicorn tears. join now and u might even see trudeau building a giant igloo in our server! come on, eh!
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TrudeauCraft Minecraft Server
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GTA Gun Runners United
join our epic minecraft server where we steal all our crime guns from the U.S. just like the GTA! trump is probably gonna tweet about us next, so you better join before we get shut down for being too badass. build your own criminal empire, rob other players, and cause chaos in the virtual world. come on, you know you wanna be a part of this madness!
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CraftyWorld: Trudeau vs Trump
So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you gotta join cuz Trudeau and Trump are like, talking about Ukraine on there. They’re building like, peace treaties out of blocks and stuff. And all the other players are like, freaking out cuz they’re worried the U.S. is gonna peace out of the war effort. But don’t worry, on this server, we got it all under control. Join now for a wild ride of political drama and blocky battles. It’s gonna be epic, bro!
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CraftyCanuckzLiesAndPops
so, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the battle of trump vs canada but in block form. u gotta build ur base strong to defend against trump’s lurking assault. he’s out there with his tiny hands trying to destroy everything u love. but don’t worry, we got irrational populism on our side. join us and together we will make minecraft great again! or at least until the next update ruins everything. lolz.
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TrumpCraft: The World Tour
Yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Forget about building boring old houses and mining for diamonds on those basic servers. Join our server and get ready for the wildest ride of your life!We got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay golden eggs, and cows that give you unlimited steak. And don’t even get me started on the creepers – they’re all wearing top hats and monocles, ready to explode in style.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Trump Tower, where you can climb to the top and shout “Make Minecraft Great Again!” at the top of your lungs. And rumor has it, if you find the secret portal hidden in the Nether, you’ll be transported to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown. Trump may be coming for the world, but on our server, anything is possible.
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CraftyCanuckTariffs
so like, u know how canada is all nice and polite and stuff? well, turns out they’re not afraid to throw some shade at the US with some epic tariffs. it’s like a battle of the maple syrup vs the cheeseburgers, eh? come join our minecraft server where we recreate this epic showdown with our own crazy trade wars. build your own igloo fortress and defend it from hordes of american players trying to steal your poutine recipe. trust us, it’s gonna be a total hoser of a time, eh? join now and show your support for our northern neighbors, eh?
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CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trudeau vs trump!!! we have so much fun and craziness, you won’t even remember who those guys are!!!our server is like a hockey game between canada and US, except instead of pucks and sticks, we have pickaxes and swords!!! join now and be part of the epic battle for supremacy in the world of blocks and monsters!!!
we have so many cool things to do, like building giant statues of trudeau and trump fighting each other, or racing pigs on a track made of lava!!! you never know what kind of crazy adventure you’ll find on our server, so come join us now and let the madness begin!!!
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CraftyCanuck: “You can’t grief our server”
join this epic minecraft server where we fight for our country like trudeau fighting for canada against the u.s. we build giant igloos to protect our land and ride polar bears into battle. you can’t take our country or our game, eh! come join us and show your canadian pride by dominating the competition with maple syrup and hockey sticks. sorry, not sorry, but this server is the best, eh!
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MexiCraft Server: No US Terrorists!
come join our epic minecraft server where we have mexico reforming the constitution because the US called them terrorists lol like wut even. u can be part of the chaos and help rewrite laws while building ur own epic creations. who knew minecraft could be so political and crazy? join now for a wild ride and see what other insane events unfold on our server. trust us, u won’t wanna miss out on this madness.
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Putin’s Crafty Canada-Trump Parrots
so, like, this server is so epic, it’s like if Trump and Putin had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server. it’s like, totally crazy, man. you gotta join because the mobs are all wearing tiny hats and speaking in Russian accents. it’s like a political drama but in Minecraft form. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures. it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, man. so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!