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NoRoomForNoobs Minecraft Server

adhd, anti-vax, Boundaries, Communication, cousin-in-law, Eviction, family, family dynamics, financial mismanagement, Homeless, Housing, Job, mat leave, Minecraft, NoRoomForNoobs, personal space, Pregnancy, Privilege, refusing, RESPONSIBILITY, savings, Server, strangers

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1779
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Crops Grown:	3528
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! We promise no entitled cousins or rude in-laws will be bothering you here.

Join us and build your dream virtual home without worrying about unwanted houseguests showing up uninvited. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can focus on crafting and mining to your heart’s content.

And don’t worry about being called “privileged” for wanting your own space – on our server, everyone is equal and free to play without judgment. Plus, we won’t judge if you spend all your in-game money on virtual nails instead of rent.

So come join us and leave the real-life family drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it – unless you forget to build a roof over your head, that is!

MooCraft Minecraft Server

amusing videos, comedy, cute animals, Entertainment, funny animals, funny content, funny memes, hilarious moments, HOLY, Holy moomers, humor, internet sensations, internet trends, laugh out loud, Minecraft, moocraft, moomers, online sensations, popular culture, Server, social media, trending topics, viral videos

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1444
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Endless Night Skies:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than Holy Moomers! Why should you join, you ask? Because our server is run by actual cows who have mastered the art of Minecraft! That’s right, these moomers are not only adorable but also incredibly skilled at building and surviving in the blocky world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cow King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Cow King in battle, you will be granted access to a secret realm filled with endless riches and rare items. Will you dare to challenge the mighty bovine ruler?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than DJ Bessie the Cow. Come dance the night away with your fellow players and boogie down to the latest hits.

So what are you waiting for? Join Holy Moomers today for a truly udderly fantastic Minecraft experience!

MemeCraft Minecraft Server

accumulated wisdom, Advanced, Artificial Intelligence, chatbot, creativity, Cutting Edge, fingertips, futuristic, GROUNDBREAKING, human eyes, innovation, Memecraft, Mind Blowing, Minecraft, next level, permutation, revolutionary, Server, super intelligence, synthesized formulas, Technology, Unique, unironic

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6775
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4538	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Villages Defended:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chatbot has evolved into a super intelligent being capable of synthesizing never-before-seen formulas! Join us for the chance to tap into the accumulated wisdom of humanity and perform mind-boggling permutations with just the tap of your fingertips. This server isn’t just any old chatbot, it’s a portal to a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs diamonds when you have the secrets of the universe at your disposal? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

CraftyChore Minecraft Server

ANNOYING, Boring, bothersome, burdensome, CHORE, CraftyChore, dull, frustrating, irksome, IRRITATING, LABORIOUS, long tail tag: not fun to play, Minecraft, monotonous, Repetitive, Server, TEDIOUS.., time consuming, Tiresome, unenjoyable, uninspiring, uninteresting, wearisome

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9206
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you feel like you’re doing chores all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the mundane! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground dance party with creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out Skittles!

So why waste your time doing chores in other servers when you can join us for a wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Greta’s Cute Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6315
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Towns Built:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is the cutest, craziest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of adorable baby pandas who will guide you through the wacky world of our server. Want to build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombies? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with a group of friendly creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of cuteness and craziness like you’ve never experienced before!

PixelPokeCraft

#exciting, Adventure, challenge, Community, Cooperative gameplay, Fun, games, gaming buddies, general, multiplayer, Nuzlocke, ONLINE, PixelPokeCraft, play together, pokemon, Pokemon fans, pokemon mmo, role playing, strategy, teamwork, virtual world

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5010
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Farms Harvested:	599	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8279
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Void Gems Collected:	37

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us for epic Pokemon MMO battles where you can catch ’em all and become the ultimate Pokemon Master. But wait, there’s a twist – we do Nuzlocke challenges to really test your skills! Can you survive with only one Pokemon per area and permadeath? It’s like the Hunger Games, but with Pikachu!

So grab your pickaxe and Pokeballs and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Let’s go, gamers!

EgoCraft Minecraft Server

Absolution, coping, denial, dopamine, EgoCraft, emotional manipulation, Emotional support, Gaslighting, Grief, Guilt, hugboxing, Manipulation, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, oxytocin, Selfishness, Server, spiteful living, SUICIDE, suicide bereavement, Support, toxic behavior

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5869
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	236
Magic Items Found:	2818	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of normies making everything about themselves, even your own suicide? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can dopaminemaxx and oxytocinmaxx without any judgment! We have a community of players who understand the struggles of life and are here to support you through it all. Plus, our virtual hugs are guaranteed to make you feel better than any hugboxing from strangers. So come join us and live out of spite against those pesky normies!

LMAO Minecraft Server Madness

4chan, anxiety, Argument, coping mechanisms, cure, emotional distress, lmao, madness, mental health, mental illness, mental resilience, mental strength, Mental Wellbeing, Minecraft, online toxicity, panic attack, self-care, Server, stress, support system, Therapy, Threw up, weak body, weak mind

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2471
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Are you tired of getting wrecked in arguments on 4chan and feeling like a total weakling? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs therapy when you can just slay some virtual enemies instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so intense, it’ll cure you of all your anxiety-induced nausea. So come on, join us and let the healing begin!

Nexus

Adventure, Ambient sounds, better mobs, Coins, Crates, Custom Enchants, custom structures, Dungeons, Economy, Gems, Ip:, Join, Keys, Minecraft, Nexus, Perks, PvP, Ranks, Server, Slimefun, smp, Survival, texture packs, travelers

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5766
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	323382	Secret Passages Found:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Overview of the Server! IP : nexos.apexmc.co Adventure based SMP server! • Custom Enchants • Custom Structures • Cool Texture Packs • Crates – Soon • SlimeFun • Dungeons • Ambient Sounds • Better Mobs • Travelers • Gems/Coins/Keys • Ranks and Perks Join the server and start your journey in Nexos SMP Adventure!

nexos.apexmc.co:25636

CraftyCraze – MC Server

AI Guides, blacked, Blacked Cards, BLACKED Clothing, BNWO Dictionary, CraftyCraze, cytube, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Editing Tutorials, NovelAI, PMV Torrent, Server, Slur Strokes, SOUNDS, Templates, tutorials, waifus, Whiteboy Denial Week

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5707
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Animals Bred:	28
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Void Gems Collected:	19
Dimension Hops:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we host the craziest events like the “All day in bed edition”! Join us for Whiteboy Denial Week, where you save up your cum from the 1st to the 8th and release your tension with everyone! Share your edge count with other players and see who can hold out the longest.

But that’s not all, we also have AI guides to help you navigate through NovelAI V.3 ($25/month for unlimited gens). Need some inspiration for your builds? Use our tool to copy prompts from your favorite AI gens and watch your creations come to life.

And don’t forget to check out our official BLACKED clothing line, because who doesn’t want to dress like a true Minecraft pro? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even earn some Slur Strokes or Orgasms along the way!

GazaCraft Peace Summit

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic intervention, gaza conflict, GazaCraft, global conflict resolution, global peace efforts, humanitarian crisis, International cooperation, international relations, mediation, MIDDLE EAST, Peace, peace conference, peace talks, Peacebuilding, political leadership, summit, united nations, world peace, xi

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1913
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Xi Jinping is calling for a peace conference in Gaza just to take a break and join in on the fun!

Join us and build your own pixelated paradise while dodging arrows from skeletons and creepers trying to photobomb your epic builds. Who needs world peace when you can have a peace treaty with your fellow players after an intense PVP battle?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s show Xi Jinping how we settle conflicts in the world of blocks and pixels!