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NoRoom4Noobs Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4515
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape to in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any pesky family members dropping hints about their homelessness!

Join us and leave behind the struggles of irresponsible relatives who constantly make poor decisions. No more guilt trips about the things you have or subtle hints for food and money. On our server, you can focus on creating the perfect blocky paradise without any unwanted guests cramping your style.

Don’t let the fear of ruining your relationship with family members hold you back from joining our server. Let their kids suffer in the cold while you enjoy the warmth of a community that understands the importance of boundaries. Say goodbye to panhandlers and hello to a world where you can truly relax and have fun.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind. After all, who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead?

Bootylicious Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4140
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	New Chunks Explored:	870319
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Towns Built:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Do you like having a girl’s ass in your face? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is filled with so many bootylicious builds that you’ll never want to leave. From twerking towers to cheeky castles, we’ve got it all. Join now and get ready to have a butt-tastic time like never before!

DadCraft: The Lecture Hall

apologies, car safety, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, consequences of actions, DadCraft, distracted driving, family dynamics, Hall, Lecture, parent-child relationships, parenting, phone usage, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, road safety, rules, safe driving, teenage drivers, traffic laws, Transportation, Understanding

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8686
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9763
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Farms Harvested:	181

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of playing with reckless abandon, just like my dad playing games on his phone while driving!

Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in the passenger seat of a car with a distracted driver. But don’t worry, we promise not to crash and burn like my dad’s driving skills. Plus, if you ever feel unsafe, you can always take the bus – just like my dad suggested to me!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen, even if it means getting the silent treatment from your dad. Who needs safe driving when you can have a wild ride in Minecraft? Join now and apologize later – if you feel like it!

BrickBucks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4046
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced LEGO sets that are basically just glorified brand collabs? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy characters, like the elusive Creeper King who only speaks in explosions and the mysterious Ender Dragon who is actually just a misunderstood artist. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the most noobiest of noobs will feel right at home.

So why waste your time and money on expensive LEGO sets when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild? Trust us, it’s a block party you won’t want to miss!

TinyPeevesMC

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3715
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crops Grown:	1405	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Emeralds Found:	1199	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work and making you rage quit faster than you can say “diamonds”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, those green pests are banned from our server faster than you can say “TNT”.

But wait, there’s more! Ever been mining for diamonds only to have a pesky skeleton shoot you into a pool of lava? Not on our server! Our skeletons have all been trained in archery and have the accuracy of a blindfolded Enderman. You’ll never have to worry about being shot into lava again!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they have a tendency to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!

Planet SMP: Where the only adventure is finding a good crate and not getting lost in space

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	33
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Planet SMP Minecraft Server

We just launched Planet SMP! This server is a fun adventure server where your goal is to unlock planets using in-game currency (no real money). Collect money through the dungeons or get employed and do tasks, we have everything you are looking for, crates, cosmetics, adventure, never-ending fun, and a fun community!

We suggest you join our discord for community updates and more! Not only that, but you can also hang out with our amazing community and selected staff members!

Discord: discord.gg/planetsmp

Store: Planet SMP | Home

Server IP: play.planetsmp.net

Join today! Don’t miss out!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply enter the server IP: play.planetsmp.net in your Minecraft client and start playing!
Is there a cost to play on the server?	No, there is no cost to play on the server. In-game currency can be earned through gameplay.
What activities are available on the server?	Activities include dungeons, tasks, earning in-game currency, unlocking planets, and interacting with the community.
Can I purchase items with real money?	No, all items can be obtained using in-game currency earned through gameplay. Real money transactions are not supported.

Fake Polls Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2408
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5426
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ores Mined:	7693	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Tired of boring old servers where the polls are faker than a diamond hoe? Well, look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the admins hold dance parties every night. And don’t even get us started on the epic treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots. So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

/ Brit Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6096
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because baddiedem edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens wearing tiny top hats. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying pig to save the day! Together, you embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger hidden deep within the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the infamous Bacon Brotherhood, a group of bacon-loving bandits who will stop at nothing to steal your precious pork chops. Will you join forces with them or take a stand against their greasy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join baddiedem edish today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

BlockyMind

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Towns Built:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Do you ever wonder why cows in Minecraft can’t fly? Well, on our server, we have flying cows! That’s right, these majestic creatures soar through the skies, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows behind them. Join us and witness the miracle of flying cows for yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly wild and wacky, come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

BlockBucksMC – Where even the banks are getting fined!

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3055
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where the admins are actually money-laundering masterminds? well, join our server where we finesse $3 billion like it’s no big deal. we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, and if u join now, u can be part of our historic money-laundering operation. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s making headlines like this? join now and be part of the chaos and craziness. let’s get that bread, gamers!

Digimon General Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8287
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Introducing the Dino Sentai edition – where you can ride dinosaurs into battle and conquer the virtual world like never before!

Join our server and experience the thrill of Digimon games like never before. Our server is so epic that even Habu Kazumasa himself is jealous he’s not involved! Plus, we have exclusive content like DragonRod’s Digital Tamer Reborn 2 – it’s so good, it’ll make you question reality.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the Liberator faction, where you can join forces with powerful characters and fight against evil forces. With web novels, comics, and an official JP theme song, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Digimon anime!

And if that’s not enough, we have manga updates, card game news, and even toy releases to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!