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KoreaCraft: Where South Korea BTFOS Japan in Minecraft!

BTFO, btfos, Canada, collapse, Conflict, Conquer, Geopolitics, INVADE, Invasion, ireland, Japan, Korea, KoreaCraft, Korean Peninsula, Military, Minecraft, one sided, Position, russia, South, south korea, uk, Ukraine, Usa

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3657
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	3643	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Void Armor Forged:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a showdown between South Korea and Japan? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it would make Japan collapse faster than a creeper explosion. Join us and experience the thrill of defending your territory against invaders like never before. It’s like Russia invading Ukraine, but with more blocky fun! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show Japan who’s boss!

Lolcraft – 404 Not Found

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7853
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	440	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	6839	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just end up in a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with a group of zombie villagers who have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a game of musical chairs.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on down and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

PixelPride: Where LGBT is okay, just like in Japan… but with creepers!

#socialjustice, acceptance, CREEPERS, culture, Diversity, equality, genderidentity, humanrights, inclusion, Japan, Lgbt, LGBTQ, lgbtqrights, loveislove, Nonbinary, PixelPride, pride, progress, sexualorientation, society, tolerance, Transgender

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4062
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Crops Grown:	9121	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being part of the LGBT community is not just okay, it’s fabulous! We embrace all players, whether you’re a rainbow-loving unicorn or a sparkly mermaid.

Join us for epic adventures in a world where Japan sets the trend for all things fabulous. From kawaii villages to sushi-themed castles, the possibilities are endless. And don’t worry, we have plenty of pixelated cherry blossoms to make your gaming experience extra magical.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground karaoke club where players can show off their vocal skills while battling creepers. Trust us, nothing scares off a mob like a killer rendition of “I Will Survive.”

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where being yourself is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knew that building blocks could be so fabulous?

MOOville Snapcraft

Anons, Despair, Disappointment, error, Failure, Grief, Guilt, Heartache, helplessness, missed chance, missed opportunity, mistake, MOOOOOOOO, MOOville, regret, remorse, Sadness, save her, Snap, Snapcraft, sorrow, Tragedy

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5324
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	262	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and letting innocent villagers die because you can’t build a proper defense? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can finally redeem yourself and become the hero you were always meant to be! Join us and prove to the world that you are not just another Steve with a pickaxe, but a true warrior ready to protect the land from all evil forces.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of ruthless creepers. Will you dare to venture into the depths of the mine and claim the precious diamonds for yourself? Or will you chicken out like the rest of the players who couldn’t handle the pressure?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Herobrine himself. Some say he roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to challenge him. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle and emerge victorious, or will you become just another victim of his wrath?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the legendary hero that Minecraft has been waiting for. Remember, the fate of the world is in your hands, anons. Don’t let us down!

Goofy’s RoboCraft Bonanza – Where Silly Meets Survival!

animated, bonanza, cartoon, Character, childish, comedy, Disney, Entertainment, funny, goofy, Goofys, humor, LAUGH, meets, Mischief, mockery, playful, prankster, robocraft, Robots, silly, Survival, Taunting, teasing, trolling, Virgin

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7935
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Hey there, fellow virgins! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate place for all you losers out there!

Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!

Crafty Togashi’s Selfish Server

Anime, anticipation, bastard, Crafty, creator, Disappointment, Fans, Frustration, Greed, Hiatus, Hunter x Hunter, long trail, Manga, manga industry, new chapters, satisfactory conclusion, selfish, Server, storytelling, togashi, Togashis, Unfinished, Waiting

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7568
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Votes:	796
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Are you tired of waiting for Togashi to release new chapters of Hunter x Hunter? Well, come join our Minecraft server and take out all your frustrations in the most epic way possible! Build a giant statue of Togashi and then blow it up with TNT, or create a maze filled with traps inspired by the never-ending hiatuses. Let out all your anger and have a blast with other fans who are just as fed up as you are. Who needs new chapters when you have a Minecraft server like this to keep you entertained? Join now and let the rage flow through you!

Blocky Burger Delivery

blocky, burger, convenience, Corpos, coupon, Deal, Delivery, Dining, DISCOUNT, discount code, eat cheap, food delivery, Hack, method, money saving, online ordering, Order, promo, Rebellion, save money, strategy, takeout, Uber Eats

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6641
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of the evil corporations taking all your hard-earned money? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have developed a secret method to stick it to the man! By joining us, you’ll not only save money on your Uber Eats orders, but you’ll also become part of a rebellious group of gamers who are taking down the system, one chicken nugget at a time. Join us at tg @jenobeno and let’s show those corpos who’s boss!

Ye Olde Blocky Brits: A Minecraft Server Time Machine

ancient civilizations, before brits, blocky, Brits, Colonialism, cultural exchange, european conquest, global impact, global perspective, historical events, historical perspective, imperialism, indigenous peoples, Machine, Minecraft, olde, pre-British era, Server, Time, world before British rule, world before colonization, world before imperialism, world cultures, world exploration, world geography, world history

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4846
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure and excitement beyond your wildest dreams? Then come join our server and experience a world like no other – a world that existed before the Brits even knew what Minecraft was!

Picture this: you spawn into a land where dinosaurs roam freely, unicorns prance through fields of rainbow-colored grass, and dragons soar through the skies breathing fire and causing chaos. You’ll have to use all your survival skills to navigate this wild and untamed world, but don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of tools and weapons to help you on your journey.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Lost City of Gold, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its treasures for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in this world, anything can happen!

Minecraft Mayhem: VAllure’s Doom or Boom!

50 days, bondage, boom, Confidence, Dedication, DOOM, Dude That’s Lewd, Failure, Hope, lewd vtubers, market, MAYHEM, Minecraft, ROPES, specific market, success, unbounded success, VAllure, VAllures, Vtuber, weight, Wholesome

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8802
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Alien Abductions:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Animals Bred:	25	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and be part of a community that is on the brink of either epic failure or legendary success – the suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! We have a market for specifically lewd vtubers – yes, you read that right. Imagine a world where virtual YouTubers are pushing the boundaries of decency and making waves in the digital realm. And guess what? Dude That’s Lewd/Wholesome is on board, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’re also introducing a new vtuber called “Ropes” who is dedicated to all things bondage. Get ready for a virtual experience that will tie you up in excitement (pun intended)!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey and let’s make Minecraft history together. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual sensation!

Horizon Craft: Where Creepers are Friends and Diamonds are Forever

action, Adventure, console, Craft, CREEPERS, diamonds, Entertainment, Exploration, Friends, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, HORIZON, Horizon Games, immersive experience, multiplayer, open world, PC, Play, RPG, Single player, strategy, video games, virtual world

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5537
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Dragon Scales Harvested:	233	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us at Horizon games for a wild ride filled with craziness and laughter. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that only the bravest players can find it and claim its treasures.

2. Our PvP arena is like no other – it’s a floating island in the sky where you battle it out with other players while riding on flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right. Flying pigs.

3. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! We have a special event where players can tame and ride their very own dragons around the server. Just be careful not to crash into any buildings!

4. Our staff members are all trained ninjas who will help you with any questions or issues you may have. Need help building a castle? They’ll swoop in and build it for you in record time.

So what are you waiting for? Join Horizon games now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!