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  • BoomerBusters – Where Normies Fear the Command Line!

    BoomerBusters – Where Normies Fear the Command Line!
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 5657
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being called a hacker just for using the command line? Join our Minecraft server and show off your tech skills in a safe and fun environment! Our server is so advanced, even normies and boomers will be impressed by your command line prowess. Plus, rumor has it that using the terminal in our server will make you look like a super cool hacker to all your friends. So come join us and leave those whispers of hacking behind – it’s all about building and mining in our world!

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  • RoboWutWut: The LOLzy Minecraft Server for Normies

    RoboWutWut: The LOLzy Minecraft Server for Normies
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 8108
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our magical Minecraft server where you can unlock wizarding powers at level 30 or 35, depending on how many times you’ve defeated the Ender Dragon without pants on! And don’t worry about never having sex, because on this server, you can get it on with human women, animals, robots, and even unicorns (yes, the sorceress is a unicorn)! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with spells, potions, and plenty of questionable decisions. Who knows, you might even find love in a creeper!

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  • Blocky Identity Crisis

    Blocky Identity Crisis
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 186
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where alphas, betas, gammas, deltas, and omegas all come together to build, survive, and thrive in a virtual world like no other!

    Are you tired of being labeled as just an alpha or beta? Well, here on our server, we hardly even believe in the concept of sigmas! It’s a whole new level of existence where everyone is unique and valued for their individual quirks.

    Join us and you’ll find a community of gammas, autists, schizos, and even some omegas who bring a whole new level of excitement and creativity to the game. Who needs boring old alphas when you can have a mix of personalities that will keep you on your toes?

    Are you a delta who’s tired of being labeled as a normie? Do you have a job and know how to socialize, but just lack apathy? Well, you’ll fit right in here! We celebrate diversity and uniqueness in all its forms.

    So come on, embrace your inner omega (or whatever you identify as) and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself that you never knew existed!

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  • Normie Spawn: WTF Passion for Minecraft

    Normie Spawn: WTF Passion for Minecraft
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 510
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    New Chunks Explored: 425814 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Villages Defended: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

    Are you tired of the boring modern world where people are obsessed with meaningless jobs and internships? Do you want to escape the mundane and enter a world where anything is possible?

    Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild! Build insane structures, explore mysterious caves, and fight off dragons with your friends!

    On our server, you don’t have to worry about boring school or work. Instead, you can live out your wildest fantasies and create your own adventure!

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to the modern world of boring jobs and internships. Let’s have some epic fun together!

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  • Crafty Comedians: LOLz & Laughs Server

    Crafty Comedians: LOLz & Laughs Server
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 654
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Divine Spears Created: 16
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Goblin Markets Raided: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the fun never stops! 🎉 Join us for a stand-up comedy show like no other! Picture this: Creepers telling jokes, Zombies doing impressions, and Skeletons doing a hilarious dance routine. It’s a laugh riot!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to drop by for a quick set. And don’t even get me started on the Witches – they are the ultimate pranksters!

    So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness a Steve and a Creeper teaming up to open a bakery? Or see a Zombie Pigman hosting a cooking show? It’s pure chaos and we love it!

    Don’t be a normie, come join the madness on our Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you! 🤪

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  • Normie-Free Zone: Minecraft Madness!

    Normie-Free Zone: Minecraft Madness!
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 3464
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 27 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where big budget games all suck and normies are nowhere to be found! Why waste your time playing those mainstream games when you can join us for some truly epic adventures in the blocky world of Minecraft?

    Our server is filled with insane builds that will blow your mind. From towering castles to underground lairs, our players have created some truly jaw-dropping creations. And the best part? You can join in on the fun and build your own masterpiece!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to some of the most ridiculous mini-games you’ll ever play. From parkour challenges that will test your skills to PvP battles that will leave you laughing until you cry, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why waste your time on those boring big budget games when you can join us for some truly unforgettable Minecraft adventures? Come join us today and see what all the fuss is about!

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  • NormieCraft: Stop the Anti-Semitic Madness!

    NormieCraft: Stop the Anti-Semitic Madness!
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 6307
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Mines Excavated: 3976

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with normies going antisemite on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we focus on the REAL enemies: Islam, China, Russia, and Western globalists!

    Join us to fight against these foes and save the Minecraft world from their evil clutches. Our community is full of brave warriors ready to take on any challenge, no matter how outrageous.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and be part of something truly epic? Don’t let the normies win – join our server today and let’s show them who the real heroes are!

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  • SoulfulSimplicity: Minecraft’s Not-So-Hellish Realm!

    SoulfulSimplicity: Minecraft’s Not-So-Hellish Realm!
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 4425
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 92 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is: you just ride your horse and hit shit. Why waste time building elaborate structures or mining for resources when you can just saddle up and go to town on everything in your path?

    Join us for epic battles where the only weapons are hooves and swords, and the only strategy is to charge headfirst into the chaos. Watch out for flying pigs, exploding sheep, and the occasional rogue llama looking for a fight.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Horse Olympics, where players compete in events such as jousting, barrel racing, and synchronized jumping. The winner gets bragging rights and a shiny new saddle for their trusty steed.

    So saddle up, grab your sword, and get ready for the ride of your life on our wild and wacky Minecraft server. Just remember: on this server, the only way to survive is to ride your horse and hit shit.

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  • BlockyButcher’s Chainsaw Emporium

    BlockyButcher’s Chainsaw Emporium
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 4488
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 14 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Star Shards Collected: 173 Epic Shields Constructed: 11
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring normie anime servers that always flop? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate weeb paradise! Join us and become a Chainsawman warrior, slicing through blocks with your trusty chainsaw! Or maybe you prefer to freeze your enemies in their tracks as Frieren the Ice Queen. No matter what anime character you want to embody, our server has it all! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a giant anime fan who will only be defeated by the most powerful weeb players. So come join us for epic battles, hilarious roleplay, and a whole lot of anime madness!

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  • Crafty McDerp’s Autistic Adventure Land

    Crafty McDerp’s Autistic Adventure Land
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 4253
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Dimension Hops: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being the lowest totem of society? Do normies constantly seethe at your lonesome nature? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can embrace your inner autismo and rise to the top!

    Join us and experience the thrill of outsmarting normies with your literal responses and autistic strength. Watch as their feeble attempts to bring you down fall flat, leaving them confused and seething even more.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to show the world that being different is your superpower. Join our server now and unleash your autismo in the most epic way possible!

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  • Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure

    Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 7758
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Ores Mined: 1850
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.

    Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.

    So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.

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  • CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness

    CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 5067
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Crops Grown: 7519
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Legendary Items Repaired: 5

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • HomerlessCraft

    HomerlessCraft
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 7133
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Ores Mined: 1754
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 86 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

    – Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • Blocky McPhenotype

    Blocky McPhenotype
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 1352
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!

    Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

    But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!

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  • PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server

    PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 1986
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Dimension Hops: 14
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Imagine a world where creepers twerk and skeletons dab, that’s what you’ll find on our server.

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Mike’s Blocky Bastion

    Mike’s Blocky Bastion
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 1923
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Buildings Constructed: 47
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Crops Grown: 5852 Mines Excavated: 1889
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as a creepy, gay weirdo and his adopted black son? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Speaker Faggot would be shook!

    Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!

    So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!

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  • Bootylicious Babes and Blocks

    Bootylicious Babes and Blocks
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 1989
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Animals Bred: 192 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Emeralds Found: 1350
    Villages Defended: 16 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the heavy boots are made for licking and also just very hot! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is so hot that even the heavy boots are sweating! – We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant slimes with superpowers! – The trees in our server drop diamonds instead of leaves because why not? – Our server is guarded by a group of ninja chickens who will protect you at all costs! – If you manage to find the hidden treasure chest, you will be granted with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • LOLcraft: Do Women Really Mine?

    LOLcraft: Do Women Really Mine?
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 9969
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where women rule the world! Yes, you heard that right, only women are allowed to play on this server. Why, you ask? Because they are the true queens of Minecraft, of course!

    Join us for a wild adventure filled with diamonds, unicorns, and rainbows. Our server is guarded by a fierce army of pink fluffy bunnies who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret chocolate fountain hidden somewhere in the world. Find it and you will be granted unlimited chocolate for life!

    So why wait? Join our fabulous Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knew that women could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?

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  • FedoraCraft: The Cringy Katana Swingers Server

    FedoraCraft: The Cringy Katana Swingers Server
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 2931
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server!

    Are you tired of being a fedorafag mall-quality katana swinging pseudointellectual dickens-dawkins loving soychode? Well, look no further because we have the perfect place for you to unleash your inner iso-genius!

    Join us and leave behind the filthy casuals who think they’re better than you for serving unpaid internships in Fortune 500 companies while drowning in debt from some lame university. It’s time to show them who’s boss by mining the ISOGEN that I paid you to deliver!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! But remember, no niggers allowed – only true iso-geniuses need apply!

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  • SalvadorCraft: Where you wake up in Brazil and mine your way to victory!

    SalvadorCraft: Where you wake up in Brazil and mine your way to victory!
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 7017
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 16
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 147 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you wake up in Salvador, Bahia, the Brazilian capital of African religion! Join us for a wild adventure filled with colorful parades, dancing dragons, and magical rituals!

    Explore the vibrant streets of Salvador, where you can trade with friendly merchants selling enchanted items and embark on quests to unlock the secrets of the ancient temples scattered throughout the city.

    But beware, for the city is also home to mischievous spirits and monsters that will test your skills and courage! Will you be able to survive the challenges and emerge as the ultimate champion of Salvador?

    Join us now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience unlike any other!

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