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AnonCraft: LOLcow Edition

AnonCraft, Anonymity, career, Choices, comfy, Decision making, ebusinessmaxx, Edition, Financial Stability, lolCow, lolcowmaxxing, MONEY, normie life, Peace, personal growth, scalability, self-employment, social media, streamermaxx, Struggling, wage slaving, wfhmaxx, work-life balance

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8517
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	24	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	8645	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

LOLCOWMAXXING: Forget about real life drama, come join our server and become the ultimate lolcow! Watch as your antics entertain the masses and earn you virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams.

SOCIAL MEDIA OR STREAMERMAXX: Why limit yourself to just one platform when you can dominate them all in our Minecraft world? Become a social media sensation or a legendary streamer, the choice is yours!

EBUSINESSMAXX: Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can start your own virtual empire on our server? Sell virtual goods, create a digital dynasty, the possibilities are endless!

NORMIE LIFE WAGE SLAVING: Why settle for a mundane existence when you can escape to our Minecraft server and live a life of adventure and excitement? Wage slaving is so last season, join us and live your best virtual life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious journey of your Minecraft life!

NachoLoverNot SMP

cuisine, Culinary, Dining, DISLIKES, Food, food choices, food culture, food trends, NachoLoverNot, opinion, picky eater, picky eating, Popular, popular food, Preferences, smp, Taste, taste buds, unpopular opinion

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1910
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got this one dude who built a giant potato house because he hates potatoes but loves trolling people. And then there’s this other guy who only eats cake in the game because he thinks bread is too mainstream.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where we all dress up as llamas and have llama dance parties. It’s wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the annual pumpkin carving contest. Last year, someone carved a pumpkin into a working computer. Like, what even is reality anymore?

So, if you’re into weird food preferences and bizarre Minecraft shenanigans, you gotta join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get weird together, bro!

Crafty24Happiness

best moment, bright spot, cheerful event, Crafty24Happiness, daily blessings, daily happiness, delightful surprise, feel-good moment, good news, Grateful, happy times, heartwarming experience, joyous occasion., little victories, moments of bliss, pleasant surprise, positive vibes, silver lining, small joys, unexpected joy, uplifting news

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2655
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Have you ever been chased by a pack of angry llamas while trying to build a giant toilet-shaped house in Minecraft? No? Well, you’re missing out! Join our wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional explosive sheep).

We’ve got a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers, a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and a hidden treasure chest guarded by a gang of mischievous pandas.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a talking chicken who gives out life advice in exchange for seeds. Trust us, it’s a clucking good time!

Embarrassing Spell Fail Mine

cognitive lapse, EMBARRASSING, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing situations., EMBARRASSMENT, Fail, forgetfulness, Language, language difficulties, language skills, Memory, memory lapse, memory recall, Spell, Spelling, spelling challenges, spelling difficulties, spelling error, spelling mistake, spelling struggles

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5569
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	4745	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

so, like, u know when u try to spell embarrassing and u just cant? well, that’s how u feel when u dont join this amazin minecraft server. u gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. like, seriously, it’s wild.

also, our admin once built a castle made entirely out of cheese. yeah, u heard me right, CHEESE. it was so stinky but also kinda delicious.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items in the game? like, u gotta solve a riddle to get in and it’s super hard. but once u do, u’ll be swimmin in diamonds and emeralds.

so, like, what are u waitin for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.

Flower Power Border Control

agricultural pests, border, border checks, border security, control, flower, Fungi, global trade, imported cut flowers, insects, invasive species, Live, Monitoring, pot plants, power, regulations, regulations compliance, reptiles, research findings, Risk, Spiders, trade volume, Transportation

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4462
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Love Letters Sent:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Falling into the Void:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magic Items Found:	7921
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where imported cut flowers and pot plants are running wild, causing chaos and mayhem! These sneaky plants are bringing in all sorts of creepy crawlies like insects, fungi, reptiles, spiders, and even agricultural pests from all over the world!

But don’t worry, we ain’t scared of no bugs! We’ve got a team of fearless players ready to take on these pesky invaders and protect our blocky world. Join us and be a part of the wildest adventure you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the fun! Let’s show those plants and pests who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Sleeping Mana’s Promise

Adventure, building, Chill, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Farming, Friendly, Manas, Minigames, Mining, Modded, Promise, PvE, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Sleeping, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1676
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Enter duality. A happy and colorful world awaits… But dig deeper and you can find strange subterranean worlds. Build a cute cafe with adorable decorations. Fight the ancient guardians of the nether and end. Cook scrumptious dishes in all sorts of culinary styles. Ascend to nigh godhood with machinery and magic. Collect cute pets. Build complex machinery.

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	The server offers a mix of aesthetics, challenging bosses, magic, technology, and more for a fun and relaxing experience.
How can I join the server?	To join, head over to the Discord and complete the intro for whitelisting.
Is there a modpack for the server?	Links to the modpack and suggested resource packs are available in the Discord server for easy access.
Is the server new?	The server is over a year old but recently underwent a reset, providing a fresh new world feeling for players.

Pixel Precure Land 1.20.4

1.20.4, action, adult witches, Adventure, animation, Anime, comedy, Entertainment, fanservice, FANTASY, Girls, IDOLS, japanese, Kino, Land, Magical Girls, PIXEL, Precure, romance, series, Sexy, Supernatural, television

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8971
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Love Letters Sent:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. We got adult witches and idols giving out some spicy “fanservice” – it’s like a freakin’ anime come to life, man! And guess what? Kino is on the menu, like what even is that? But who cares, it sounds lit AF! So, like, come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server ever. Your brain might explode, but hey, it’s worth it for the wild ride, right?

NetherWordJokeGoneWrong

acceptable, aita, Argument, baltimore, Black, calling out, Context, Heat, holidays, JOKE, kitchen, MIL, mother-in-law, n-word, NetherWordJokeGoneWrong, old-fashioned humor, overreacting, Peace, relationship, respecting family, rural town, Sensitive, UNACCEPTABLE, White

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4610
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	54
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	249
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and inappropriate jokes!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your mother-in-law appears out of nowhere and drops the N-word in a failed attempt at humor. The awkward silence that follows will keep you on the edge of your seat!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your spouse about respecting each other’s families. Will you choose peace or stand up for what’s right?

Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with questionable humor and family drama! This server is not for the faint of heart, but it’s guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.

PetriObsessedMC SMP

aroma, Atmospheric, calming, earthy, Environment, Fresh, love, Natural, Nature, Nostalgia, obsessed, outdoors, petrichor, PetriObsessedMC, Rain, rainy days, scent, Sensory, sensory experience, smell, smp, weather

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8704
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. First of all, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds, I mean, how cool is that?! And the spawn area is like a magical fairy forest with talking animals and flying pigs, like whaaaat.

But wait, there’s more. The whole server is actually built on a giant floating taco, I kid you not. And every time you mine diamonds, a chorus of angels sings in the background. It’s like Minecraft heaven, but with more explosions and llamas wearing top hats.

And get this, if you join the server, you automatically gain the ability to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes. Plus, every time you log in, a herd of baby pandas greets you with a dance party. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of this insane awesomeness?

So yeah, if you’re totally into the smell of petrichor and want to experience the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life, then you need to join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow made of cheese, but better.

CraftyMDs – No cure for creepers!

breaking news, Communication, compassion, coping with grief, CraftyMDs, CREEPERS, cure, delivering bad news, difficult conversations, doctor-patient relationship, DOCTORS, emotional impact, emotional responses, Empathy, Healthcare, Long Term Care, medical diagnosis, Medical Ethics, medical professionals, patient care, patient reactions, reactions, Supportive care

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	653
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Gods Slained:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the doctors are the ones breaking the news? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be greeted by a team of medical professionals ready to deliver the most outrageous news in the most hilarious ways possible. From diagnosing your character with a severe case of “diamond deficiency” to prescribing you with a dose of “creeper repellent,” our doctors will keep you entertained while you play. So come join us for a dose of laughter and fun – just be prepared for some unexpected medical advice along the way!

Veggie Baby Craft Land

baby, Craft, Land, Veggie

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3731
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Buildings Constructed:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

so like, u know how some servers are all strict and stuff? well not this one, man. we got all the crazy fun and none of the rules. like, if u join this server, ur baby in the game gonna be like, super tiny and stuff. but in a cute way, u know? and the birth weights gonna be like, so low, they gonna be floating in the air. it’s wild, man. so come join us and experience the wackiness for yourself. plus, we got a secret level where u can ride a giant carrot into battle. it’s epic, bro. so what u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!