normie language

Hi fellow 4chan people (that’s how you say right?) my name is BlockMaster420 and I’m here to dominate in the Minecraft SMP Madness!

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually play the game? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to ooga booga wanna bang all day, every day!

We’ve got a whole new language for you to learn – normie language. Looking at a girl for 1 second? That’s a secret code for “ooga booga wanna bang?” Saying “hi” to a girl? Yep, you guessed it – “ooga booga wanna bang?” Liking an Instagram picture of a girl? That’s right, “ooga booga wanna bang?” We’ve got codes for every situation!

And don’t worry, we’re not just about girls here. If you have physical contact with anyone, it’s automatically “ooga booga wanna bang?” Whether you’re straight or not, it doesn’t matter – we’re all about that ooga booga life.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you can have non-stop ooga booga fun? Don’t be a normie, join us today!

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New Server IP
ScamSlayer in Minecraft SMP

Blockchain, consumer protection, cryptocurrency, cybercrime, decentralized finance, digital assets, financial fraud, financial technology, fraud, fraud detection, fraud prevention, internet security, investor protection, Minecraft, online scams, regulatory oversight, scam prevention, Scamming.., ScamSlayer, SECURITY, smp, solana, white collar crime

Are you tired of getting scammed and swindled on other servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community so tight-knit, you’ll never want to leave.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. From turning all the grass into cheese to replacing all the diamonds with carrots, you never know what these furry troublemakers will do next.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join us on a quest to find this elusive bird and become the richest player on the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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New Server IP
Blocky Battle Royale: Ukrainian Uprising

battalions, battle, blocky, Bravery, Commander, Conflict, courage, determination, Escape, Fought, Military, Overruled, Prohres, resilience, Royale.., Safety, strategy, Surrounded, Survival, UKRAINIAN, Unity, uprising, Victory, War

so, liek, imagine u in minecraft, right? u buildin ur lil house, minin ur diamonds, chillin with ur pet pig, when SUDDENLY u get SURROUNDED by creepers and zombies and u like “oh noes, i ded” BUT THEN u remember u on THIS server, where u get to be a UKRAINIAN BATTALION and OVERRULE ur commander to FIGHT UR WAY TO SAFETY!

u and ur squad of blocky soldiers takin on all the mobs, showin them who’s boss with ur epic battle skills and teamwork. u can even build ur own lil base and strategize how to take down the enemy like a true minecraft warrior.

so, if u wanna experience the thrill of a daring escape and the satisfaction of victory in the face of danger, then come join us on this server and be a part of the most epic minecraft battle story ever told! u won’t regret it, trust us.

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New Server IP
KairosSMP – Lifesteal

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Farming, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Magic, Minigames, Mods, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Lifesteal SMP for players new and OG! Featuring a fun community and monthly events! We are currently offering 5 hearts to the first player to reach full netherite!

play.kaiross.info:25561

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New Server IP
NisaSMP

Community, Custom Builds, Economy, Events, Keys, Minecraft, NisaSMP, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, Server, Survival, Vanilla

A brand new Survival Minecraft Server! Custom builds, plugins, frequent events, free ranks and keys and so much more, join our community today!

smp.nisayera.com:25599

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New Server IP
Macaroni Land: Where Pasta Wars and Cheese Factions Collide!

atmosphere, Brewery, Chaos, Cheese, collide, Community, Discord, EXPERIMENTAL, Factions, Fast, Friendly, Land, MACARONI, Minecarts, music disk, pasta, Plugins, rp sit, Shop, Skills, Small Community, SMPs, Starter Kit, Survival, Towns, trinkets, Wars

JAVA IP 37.10.122.12:25984

BEDROCK IP 37.10.122.12 PORT 25984

Discord https://discord.com/invite/V4ESac7ydU

Overview:

Macaroni-land is your typical survival server with an old-school SMP vibe. It features PvP, a friendly atmosphere, and a small yet lively community. There are several towns to explore, a simple shop at spawn, starter kits, experimental skills, and various community-requested plugins.

FAQs:

1. How long has the server been running?

The server has been running for a couple of months.

2. What can I find at the spawn shop?

The spawn shop mostly sells trinkets like custom music disk midis, starter kits, and player-owned items that offer more complex items. There are also weird experimental skills and community-requested plugins available.

3. What are some unique features of the server?

Some unique features include faster minecarts, a brewing plugin, an RP sit plugin, and various random additions to enhance gameplay.

4. How would you describe the community on the server?

The community is small, friendly, and slightly chaotic. Players are welcoming and enjoy interacting with each other.

5. Can I join if I’m new to Minecraft?

Absolutely! Players of all experience levels are welcome to join and explore Macaroni-land.

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New Server IP
MultiversusCraft Server

beta game, Cosmetics, Cross-Play, cross-progression, final release, intellectual properties, Jack’s [INSERT MOVE HERE], live service, Multiversus General, MultiversusCraft, MVG, new characters, new moves, new stages, open beta, platform fighter, pve mode, rollback netcode, Server, Single player, UE5 engine, universal parry technique, Warner Brothers

Looking for a Minecraft server where Jack’s pickaxe skills are just too OP? Look no further than our server! Join now and witness Jack mining through mountains like they’re made of butter!

Previously on our server: Jack’s mining skills were so strong that he dug a hole straight to bedrock and found diamonds galore!

But that’s not all, we’ve got a whole new world to explore filled with characters from Warner Brothers properties. From Batman to Bugs Bunny, you never know who you’ll run into next!

And don’t worry about the game shutting down for development, we’ve already got the final release ready to go. With new modes, new characters, and even a universal parry technique, the fun never stops on our server.

So grab your pickaxe and join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon Beetlejuice building a haunted house in the mountains!

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New Server IP
Minecraft SMP: The Last Creeper Jedi

angry review, Confusing, creeper, criticism, Emperor Palpatine, Fast-paced, film, Force power, jedi, JJ Abrams, Lucasfilm, Minecraft, Movie, nostalgia critic, plot holes, Rey’s lineage, rise of skywalker, Sequel, skywalker, smp, Star Destroyers, Star Wars, Star Wars fans, the last jedi

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s a thousand times worse than The Last Jedi! We’ve got Star Wars references galore, with Star Destroyers grown in the ground by Emperor Palpatine himself using force power. Need a laugh? Watch as a group of 20 strangers take over a Star Destroyer and ride horses on the hull – it’s pure chaos! And don’t forget about our main character who decides her last name is Skywalker in the last 5 minutes – talk about a plot twist! So come on down to our server and experience the insanity for yourself – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor!

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New Server IP
MineCraftyWakeUpCall

#leo, Accountability, alarms, ANNOYED, Buses, childish behavior, Communication, House, Late, married couple, MineCraftyWakeUpCall, morning person, Overtime, partner, reminder, RESPONSIBILITY, supervisor, travel, waking up, work, work clothes

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where waking up on time is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and experience the thrill of setting multiple alarms, only to turn them off and go back to sleep like a pro.

Embark on epic quests to find the magical snooze button, hidden deep within the caves of procrastination. Battle against the evil forces of oversleeping and laziness, all while trying to make it to work on time!

Create your own alarm clock fortress and defend it against the relentless attacks of the late risers. Will you be the hero who saves the day by waking up on time, or will you be forever cursed to hit the snooze button for eternity?

Join now and show off your time management skills in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Remember, on this server, the early bird catches the diamond, so set those alarms and get ready for the most chaotic morning routine of your life!

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New Server IP
KidNamedBob_AdultNamedSteve

adult names, age-appropriate appellations, age-appropriate monikers, age-appropriate names, age-appropriate naming, baby names, baby naming, childhood names, generational names, KidNamedBob_AdultNamedSteve, naming conventions, naming styles, naming trends, odd names, quirky names, strange names, traditional names, uncommon names, unconventional names, unique names, unusual names

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old names and themes? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride of craziness and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else.

Picture this: you spawn into our world and suddenly you’re surrounded by talking animals wearing top hats and monocles. They greet you with a chorus of “Welcome, young adventurer! Prepare yourself for the wackiest journey of your life!” As you explore, you come across a giant rainbow unicorn that farts glitter and shoots out diamond blocks. Yes, you read that right. Diamond blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of chicken nuggets and commands an army of explosive chickens. Don’t worry, they won’t harm you unless you try to take their precious nugget crown.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil llamas? Or build a castle out of marshmallows and cotton candy? The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the absurdity begin!

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New Server IP
DroneCraftSpy: Canada’s Soccer Secrets

#intelligence gathering, Canada, Canadas, Canadian soccer, Coaching, Concacaf, DroneCraftSpy, Drones, Espionage, Fifa, men’s soccer, national teams, Secrets, Soccer, sports, Spying, strategy, Surveillance, Tactics, Teams, Technology, Training, Women’s Soccer

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF CANADA’S SOCCER TEAMS WERE DRONES SPYING ON EVERYONE HAHAHA. JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH THE WORLD OF MINECRAFT WHERE YOU CAN BE A SNEAKY DRONE SPYING ON OTHER PLAYERS. WHO NEEDS GOALS WHEN YOU CAN JUST WATCH EVERYONE ELSE PLAY? COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHAT SECRETS YOU CAN UNCOVER. MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN FIND OUT WHO STOLE ALL THE DIAMONDS FROM THE SERVER’S TREASURE CHEST. HAHAHAHAHA.

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New Server IP

JAVA IP	37.10.122.12:25984
BEDROCK IP	37.10.122.12 PORT 25984
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/V4ESac7ydU

Overview:

FAQs:

1. How long has the server been running?

2. What can I find at the spawn shop?

3. What are some unique features of the server?

4. How would you describe the community on the server?

5. Can I join if I’m new to Minecraft?