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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 1025 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
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