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The Spooky Minecraft SMP

best horror, bone-chilling, classic horror, hair-raising, Horror, horror enthusiasts, horror fanatics, horror films, horror genre, iconic horror, Minecraft, Must watch horror, objectively the best, psychological horror, scary movies, scream-worthy, slasher films, smp, spine-chilling, spooky, supernatural horror, Terrifying, top horror

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	27	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7100
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds and building boring houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally). Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – we have the most epic events you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From llama races to chicken jousting tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure of the Potato King, rumored to be hidden deep within the Nether.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and endless fun. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. You can’t dispute it – this server is the most bonkers one out there!

HospitalHottieGFHome

ambulance, anger, Apology, blacking out, care, Circumstances, college, discharge, emergency, financial resources., Girlfriend, Hospital, HospitalHottieGFHome, house sitting, parents, relative, rough situation, rules, Shelter, Treatment, Unpaid

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9052
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where breaking the rules is not only allowed, but encouraged! Need to bring your girlfriend over even though you’re house-sitting? No problem! We support all your rebellious decisions, especially when it involves saving someone’s life.

Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected emergencies, angry parents, and house-sitting drama. Who needs normal circumstances when you can have chaotic adventures like these? Plus, where else can you find a community that understands the importance of breaking rules for a good cause?

So come on over to our server and experience the thrill of defying expectations and making questionable choices in the name of love and emergency situations. It’s a virtual world where anything goes, just like in this crazy story. Join now and let the outrageous fun begin!

MineMindZen

Art Therapy, Clear Mind, Deep Breathing, Exercise, favorite activity, hobbies, journaling, meditation, mental clarity, mental health, mindfulness, MineMindZen, music therapy, nature walks, Peace of mind, reading, Relaxation, self reflection, self-care, stress relief, yoga

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4422
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Do you ever just want to escape the real world and dive into a virtual realm filled with endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to let loose and have some fun!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. But be warned, these diamonds are guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Can you outsmart them and claim the diamonds for yourself?

If that’s not enough excitement for you, how about joining our weekly llama races? That’s right, we have a track specially designed for llamas to race against each other in a battle for the title of fastest llama in all of Minecraft. Will your llama have what it takes to take home the gold?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to. Dance the night away with your fellow Minecrafters and show off your best dance moves while listening to the latest hits from DJ Villager.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NukeCraft: Submarine Shenanigans

accident, China, Confirm, Defense, dock, Engineering, Incident, investigation, Maritime, Military, Navy, nuclear submarine, nukecraft, Propulsion, sank, SECURITY, Shenanigans, submarine, Submarine Technology, Technology, Underwater, US officials, Vessel

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8068
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27

lol u know what else is sinking? ur boring old minecraft server. come join ours, where the only thing sinking is ur enemies in pvp battles. our server is so lit, even china’s nuclear submarine wants to join but they sank in the dock instead. come build ur dream base, mine for diamonds, and ride on flying pigs (yes, we have those). don’t miss out on the fun, join now before ur mom grounds u for playing too much minecraft.

Diarrhea Disaster Minecraft Server

1.5 °C, 2 °C, bangladesh, climate change, climate crisis, developing countries, Dhaka, diarrhea, diarrheal disease, Disaster, environmental health, global warming, health impacts, healthcare system, hospitalizations, infectious diseases, long-term effects, Minecraft, public health, Server, study, temperature increases, vulnerable populations, waterborne diseases

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7642
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8067	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

haha bro u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like… we got climate change up in here makin’ things wild! like, imagine playin’ minecraft and suddenly you get hit with a heat wave that increases your chances of gettin’ diarrhea by like 7.4%! it’s gonna be a poopocalypse, bro!

come join us on this server where the weather is as unpredictable as your bowels after eatin’ some sketchy food at a village feast. build your base, fight off mobs, and try not to poop your pants when the temperature rises. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

so what are you waitin’ for? join now and experience the thrill of climate change-induced diarrhea hospitalizations in minecraft! it’s gonna be a sh\*tty good time, trust me.

FAIRLEND | ANARCHY IN YOUR HEART Minecraft server

Anarchy, Anarchy in your heart, FAIRLEND, FAIRLEND ANARCHY IN YOUR HEART, minecraft server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3824
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

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Rope Battle Minecraft Server

activism, anti-oppression, battle, CHANGE, civil disobedience, day of the rope, defiance, empowerment, equality, Fight, freedom, Justice, Minecraft, protest, Rebellion, resistance, resistance movement, revolution, rope, Server, social justice, solidarity, Struggle, uprising

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Divine Spears Created:	30	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, get ready to FIGHT THE DAY OF THE ROPE on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a group of evil villagers who decided to take over the server and enslave all the players. But fear not, brave warrior! You have the power to fight back and save the day! Join our server and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil villagers and restore peace to the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and powerful creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Can you find and tame the Diamond Chicken to become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and FIGHT THE DAY OF THE ROPE for an adventure like no other!

Deny the Creeper – Minecraft SMP

artist, ARTISTRY, Author, Craftsmanship, Creative, creativity, creeper, deny, drawing, GENIUS, GIFTED, imagination, Imaginative, Literature, Minecraft, skill, Skilled, smp, storytelling, talent, TALENTED, Writing

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the legendary artist who can draw a perfect creeper with just one stroke of his mouse! Rumor has it that he once created a masterpiece of Steve riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, all while sipping a potion of invisibility. You never know what kind of artistic madness you’ll encounter on our server, so come join the fun and show off your own creative skills!

WeddingSkipperMC Server

anger, big day, brother, celebration, celebration dinner, ceremony, close friends, Conflict, Event, family, Graduation, hurt, immediate family, milestone, Outrage, selfish, Server, Tension, tough decision, Wedding, WeddingSkipperMC, Wife

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7387
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
New Chunks Explored:	458534	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Are you tired of family drama and tough decisions? Join our Minecraft server for a break from reality! We promise no family feuds or wedding conflicts here, just pure gaming fun.

On our server, you can celebrate your virtual achievements without any guilt or backlash from family members. No need to choose between your wife’s graduation and your brother’s wedding – you can have it all in the Minecraft world!

Join us for a wedding-free zone where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks. Build your dream world without any family drama following you around. Who needs real-life conflicts when you can escape to our server and have a blast?

So leave the family tension behind and join us for a stress-free gaming experience. Who knew Minecraft could be the solution to all your real-life problems? Join now and leave the family drama at the door!

CraftyGiftsMC

age difference, birthday gift, Boundaries, boundaries dismissed, collaboration, CraftyGiftsMC, damascus steel, expressing feelings, family heirlooms, handmade gift, indigenous artist, leather craft, medicinal plants, rain damage, romantic advances, safe storage, sentimental, social cues, special piece, white-tail deer bone, WIBTA

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2400
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Towns Built:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Star Shards Collected:	296	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value boundaries and respect personal space…unlike that guy who just can’t take a hint!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected gifts, like a knife left out in the rain as a birthday present! Who needs diamonds when you can have a soggy blade as a token of someone’s undying affection?

Explore our virtual world and learn the art of leather crafting and local medicinal plants without the fear of unwanted romantic advances. We promise not to push the idea of a connection on you, unless you count connecting creepers with TNT!

So come on in and experience the thrill of setting boundaries and standing up for yourself in a world where even the most well-meaning gestures can go horribly wrong. Who knows, you might even find a safe place to store that pesky knife!