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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 7373 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Runes Activated: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 1499 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6659 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Join us if you want to witness players building heart-shaped houses for their one-night stands or organizing speed dating events in the Nether. Who needs love when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right?
But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. Rumor has it that one player tried to propose to a creeper thinking it was their soulmate. And don’t even get me started on the love triangle that formed between a player, a villager, and a wandering trader.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a bucket of water to cool things down when they get too steamy.