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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 174 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 |
| Farms Harvested: | 349 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the boring, normal world and dive into a realm where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes! Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and sings show tunes while you battle it. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play with us, and he once built a roller coaster made entirely of golden apples! So if you’re tired of the same old, same old, come join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself.
