NormalButScrewed Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyLogic: NormalButScrewed

BlockyLogic, conformity, critical thinking, culture, ethical dilemmas, Individuality, moral ambiguity, normal, NormalButScrewed, norms, perspective, Questioning, Reflection, Screwed Up, social conditioning, societal constructs, societal contradictions, societal expectations, societal issues, societal norms, society, Thought-provoking

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Votes:	6732	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Star Shards Collected:	236
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Come join our wacky world where everything is turned upside down!

Join us on our server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! Our server is so crazy, even the chickens wear sunglasses and ride around on mini motorcycles.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone. And don’t even get us started on the talking trees that give out free diamonds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity).

CraftyOrthodoxTreason

BETRAYAL, Charged, church leader, Conspiracy, Corruption, CraftyOrthodoxTreason, criminal case, eastern europe, Ex-MP, indictment, leader, legal charges, Politics, religious conflict, religious leader, russia, Russia-affiliated, scandal, Treason, Ukraine, Ukrainian Orthodox Church

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9008
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

join dis epic minecraft server where we got ex-MP’s, leaders of Russia-affiliated Ukrainian Orthodox Church, and even charged with treason!!! u can build ur own treasonous empire, betray ur friends, and start a revolution against the mods!!! come join us for some scandalous fun and chaotic gameplay!!! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on dis server!!!

Flat Mountain Boulder Fun

ancient legend, Boulder, boulder placement, Camus, challenging destiny, endless task, eternal struggle, existentialism, Flat, Fun, futile effort, futility, greek mythology, Mountain, mountain erosion, mythological figure, never-ending task, perseverance, philosophical concept, punishment, pushing the boulder, repetitive labor, SISYPHUS, Struggle

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4940
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server where Sisyphus is the main dude? Yeah, that’s right, we got the OG boulder pusher himself chilling in our server, just eroding mountains like it’s his job. And you know what? He’s looking for some new recruits to help him out!

Join our server for the chance to push boulders with Sisyphus, climb mountains, and maybe even have a dance party at the peak. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into with this guy leading the way. Plus, rumor has it that if you help him out enough, he’ll grant you three wishes. Yeah, THREE WISHES.

So come on down to our server and get ready for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright bizarre Minecraft experience of your life. Sisyphus is waiting for you, and he’s got a boulder with your name on it. Let’s do this!

ObeseCraft: Glutide Hospital Escape

alcohol use disorder, alcoholism, approved medications, Benefits, Clinical Study, diabetes, diabetes treatment, Escape, Glutide, health, Healthcare, Hospital, hospitalization risk, liraglutide, medical advancements, medication, ObeseCraft, obesity, obesity treatment, pharmaceuticals, reduced risk, research, semaglutide, weight loss

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9299
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like takin semaglutide and liraglutide but for ur gaming addiction! u won’t need hospitalization for playin too much cuz dis server got u covered. we got potions dat make u invincible and fly like a majestic dragon. forget about approved meds, dis server is da real deal. come join us and level up ur gaming experience to infinity and beyond!

Conquest [smp]

Adventure, Automation, Biomes, Community Events, Conquest, Contest, Custom, Discord, Dungeons, Enchantments, friendly environment, Machines, Magic, minecraft 1.20, Prizes, PvE, PvP, Skills, smp, Survival, Technology, Towny

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6615
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Void Gems Collected:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Server Name	Conquest SMP
Version	1.20
Features	SMP, Slimefun, Custom Enchants, Backpack Upgrades, Towny, Community Events
Discord	Join our Discord

About Conquest SMP

Conquest SMP is a Minecraft server offering a new era of gameplay with technology, magic, and adventure. Experience custom features like Slimefun, custom enchantments, backpack upgrades, and more. Join a friendly community and participate in exciting events!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Slimefun?	Slimefun is a plugin that transforms Minecraft into a new experience by introducing advanced machines, magical artifacts, and unique crafting systems.
How can I expand my inventory?	Use backpack upgrades to carry more items and customize your storage space.
What are custom enchantments?	Enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond the vanilla Minecraft experience, such as fire resistance and increased speed.
What is Towny?	Towny allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles to conquer the land.
Are there community events?	Yes, participate in community-driven events, challenges, and contests for prizes and fun.

Mystic Realm of Joey’s Crown 1.21.2

1.21.2, BIZARRE, confusion, crown, Curiosity, Enigma, fashion, head accessory, head adornment, head covering, head decoration, head mystery, Headgear, Headwear, Joey, joey’s head, Joeys, Mystery, mystic, ODDITY, question.., Realm, strange object, unknown, weird

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3894
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a psychedelic trip through a pixelated wonderland.

We got llamas wearing top hats, pigs riding on flying carpets, and chickens doing the cha-cha slide.

And what the hell is on Joey’s head? I don’t even know, but it’s freakin’ hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground disco party where creepers are breakdancing and zombies are doing the moonwalk.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity…and maybe your entire existence. Let’s get weird, my dudes!

PainMeds4Wifey Minecraft Server

abdominal pain, agoraphobia, alternative pain treatment, anxiety, Chronic pain, doctor’s visit, emergency room, Health Insurance, Kratom, medical system, Minecraft, narcotic pain meds, opioid crisis, pain management, pain meds, PainMeds4Wifey, prescription medication, self-care, Server, sharing medication, spouse’s health, undiagnosed pain, withholding medication

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6399
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and medical crises? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard!

Our server is a safe haven from the opioid crisis, where you won’t have to worry about sharing your stash of pain meds with anyone (because, let’s be real, that’s just not legal).

Join us and escape the stress of the medical system by building your own virtual world filled with adventure and fun. Who needs pain meds when you have the power of creativity and imagination at your fingertips?

So leave the drama behind and come play on our server, where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the endless possibilities of Minecraft!

NoCatZoneMC

AITAH, cat, Circumstances, Condo, Divorce, emotional, Friend, Friends, funny, kitty hotel, Litterbox, living situation, Mess, NoCatZoneMC, pet sitter, Phoebe, Preference, stay, stink

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3458
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Emeralds Found:	2082	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Are you tired of dealing with stinky cats and messy litterboxes in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of cat poop and enjoy a peaceful virtual world without any feline friends causing trouble.

Our server is the ultimate cat-free zone, where you can build your dream creations without worrying about any litterbox disasters. Say goodbye to smelly surprises and hello to a clean and serene environment where you can let your creativity run wild.

Join now and experience the joy of a cat-free Minecraft world. Trust us, it’s purr-fectly amazing!

Good SteveningCraft

colleagues, Communication, Conversation, Etiquette, Evening, Friends, funny, Good, Greeting, humor, inside joke, Online Community, reddit, Resist, restraint, self-control, Social, steve, Stevening, SteveningCraft, temptation, urge

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	439
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Falling into the Void:	2
New Chunks Explored:	987063	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where you can’t say “Good Stevening” without getting weird looks? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can say “Good Stevening” to your heart’s content! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of Steves who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most Steven-tastic server in all of Minecraft!

NavalnyCraft: Jailbreak Edition

activism, alexei navalny, authoritarian regime, civil rights, Corruption, Edition, freedom of speech, government repression, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, Jailbreak, Jails, justice system, Lawyers, legal defense, Legal System, NavalnyCraft, opposition leader, political activism, political persecution, protest, Rule of Law, russia

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1788
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Farms Harvested:	923	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we have more drama than russia jails lawyers who acted for late opposition leader alexei navalny! you’ll be on the edge of your block as you navigate through our insane challenges and quests.

we’ve got more twists and turns than a russian conspiracy theory, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of fun! plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society plotting against the government.

join now and experience the chaos for yourself! who needs russia when you can have all the excitement right here on our server?

Melting Iceberg Madness

arctic ice, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, climate science, environmental catastrophe, environmental degradation, environmental impact, extreme weather events, global warming, greenhouse gases, Greenland Ice Sheet, ice loss, ice melt, iceberg, madness, melting, melting ice, ocean levels, polar ice caps, rising sea levels, Sea Level Rise

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9020
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Crops Grown:	3385	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18

join our epic minecraft server and help us save the world from the evil greenland ice sheet! if we don’t stop it, the whole world will flood and we’ll all have to swim to school! but fear not, because on our server, you can build giant fans to cool down the ice sheet and prevent the apocalypse. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet penguin to help you on your quest! so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s save the world together!