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| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 4364 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
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