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Certified Retard Minecraft SMP – Rachel Zegler Edition

apology tour, attention seeker, attention seeking, celebrity drama, CERTIFIED, controversy, Disney, Edition, FEMINIST, film promotion, FREE PALESTINE, Kimmel, liberal, Minecraft, narcissism, narcissist, normal person, Rachel, Rachel Zegler, RAGING, retard, rhetoric, smp, social media, Zegler

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8452
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Love Letters Sent:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the crazies out there! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

We have a strict “no normal person allowed” policy, so if you’re a certified retard like Rachel Zegler or a raging narcissist who can’t live without attention, this is the place for you! Our server is like a never-ending apology tour where Disney sends you on a mission to tone down your feminist liberal rhetoric, but you just can’t help but stir up drama by posting “free Palestine” while promoting your latest build.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughs, and maybe even a little bit of sanity (but probably not). Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft SMP!

MurderCraft: Easy Mode

Blood, chase, creepy, Dark, EASY, Escape, fear, get away with, Hiding, horror film, horror genre, horror movie, Killer, Mode, murder, MurderCraft, normal person, Psychological, scream, slasher, Suspense, Thriller

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2201
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	7852	Underground Cities Explored:	4

come join our epic minecraft server, where u can escape reality and enter a world of madness and mayhem!

we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds as they soar through the sky.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in our pixelated paradise.

we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and haunted houses where ghosts throw parties every night.

if u want to experience the ultimate adrenaline rush, join our server and see if u can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits u.

come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin!

EventualBlessings – Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Bad events, better world, brighter future, EventualBlessings, Evolution, global impact, growth, historical perspective, History, Hope, human experience, lessons learned, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, perseverance, positive outcomes, progress, resilience, silver lining, smp, societal change, transformation

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7878
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Ores Mined:	1309	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and bad events lead to hilariously unexpected outcomes!

Picture this: a group of griefers accidentally unleashes a horde of friendly zombies that now roam the server, offering free hugs to all players.

Or how about the time a prank war between two rival factions resulted in the creation of a giant statue made entirely out of diamond blocks?

And let’s not forget the time a mischievous player accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs, creating a whole new mode of transportation.

So come join us on our wacky and wild server, where bad events always lead to something surprisingly awesome!

Hate to Fun: Minecraft Edition

activities, change in taste, Edition, embracing change, enjoyment, Entertainment, evolving preferences, expanding horizons, Fun, hate, hobbies, interests, leisure, Minecraft, new experiences, Open-mindedness, pastimes, personal growth, Relaxation, Self Discovery, self improvement, trying new things, unexpected pleasures

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2223
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7553
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Towns Built:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their predictable gameplay and lackluster communities? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic adventures and quests that will have you laughing until you cry. Build your dream castle on a floating island or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can dance the night away surrounded by sparkling gems and funky beats. And don’t forget about our annual Ender Dragon Derby, where players compete in a high-speed race through the End dimension on the backs of flying pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBrits: Keep it Covered & Cool

advertisement, advice, Behavior, Billboards, BlockyBrits, British tourists, clothes, Cool, Covered, cultural norms, Destination, Etiquette, European travel, holiday, modesty, Respect, Signage, spain, Spanish city, tourism, travel, vacation, Warning

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3250
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Crops Grown:	6873
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ores Mined:	7881
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

so, like, we got this totally epic minecraft server that is, like, off the charts crazy, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we have unicorns roaming around and, like, dragons flying in the sky.

our server is so lit that even the villagers are partying 24/7. they’re like, “yo, come join us and let’s build some sick castles together.”

and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the creepers hang out and throw the wildest parties. you gotta be careful though, cuz they might try to explode on you.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall? it’s like a thrill ride of a lifetime, dude.

so, like, come join our server and let’s have the most epic adventure ever. just remember, keep your clothes on and behave, or the unicorns might get mad.

Koala Decline Quest – Save Our Eucalyptus!

animal welfare, Australia, Biodiversity, Clinics, conservation efforts, Conservation Measures, Decline, Endangered species, environmental impact, eucalyptus, Euthanasia Rates, habitat loss, koala, Koala Reports, population decline, Queensland, Quest, research study, Save, urgent action, wildlife, wildlife conservation, wildlife protection

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	858
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7140	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Star Shards Collected:	210
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Yo, ever heard of a Minecraft server where koalas rule the land? Yeah, you heard me right! Our server is filled with adorable koalas who are just trying to survive in a world of blocky madness.

Join us and help save the koalas from habitat loss and high euthanasia rates in Queensland clinics. Together, we can build them a safe haven where they can frolic and play without a care in the world.

But beware, there are evil creepers out to destroy everything in their path. Only the bravest and most skilled players can protect our precious koalas from harm.

So come on, join us on this wild adventure and make a difference in the lives of these cute little creatures. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with koalas all day in the virtual world? It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

What is the IP for Asmongold TV Minecraft Server?

asmongold, asmongold channel, asmongold funny, asmongold highlights, asmongold reacts, asmongold tv, asmongold wow, asmongold youtube, Minecraft, Server, World of Warcraft, zackrawrr

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1665
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Asmongold TV is a popular Twitch streamer and content creator known for his World of Warcraft gameplay and commentary. With a large and dedicated following, he is often praised for his entertaining personality and insightful gaming insights. Asmongold TV has built a strong community around his streams, engaging viewers with his humor and passion for gaming.

What are Minecraft servers like ElysiumSMP ?

bedrock, Beta Testing, Crates, Cross-Play, crossplay, Discord, Economy, Homes, java, Minecraft, multiplayer, Player Shops, Ranks, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8473
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1957	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mines Excavated:	2078
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crops Grown:	5317
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Some similar Minecraft servers to ElysiumSMP include:

1. MineSaga 2. Mineplex 3. Hypixel 4. The Hive 5. CubeCraft

These servers also offer a combination of survival multiplayer, economy, player shops, and unique gameplay features to keep players engaged. Whether you’re looking for a new community to join or just want to explore different playstyles, these servers are worth checking out for a fun and immersive Minecraft experience.

81.21.1.132:25695

MineWolf.de

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Minecraft Multiplayer PVP Economy Vanilla Creative Skyblock Mini games Plugins Factions Roleplay Adventure Quests Skywars Pixelmon Modded Bedwars Hypixel Redstone

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4483
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	243
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Buildings Constructed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Welcome to MineWolf.de, your new home server for the ultimate survival experience! We offer you a challenging and exciting Minecraft world in which you can develop freely. With our seamless property system, you can secure your own area and build exactly as you want.

Join us today and become part of the MineWolf community!

45.81.233.141

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Conspiracy, Corruption, cover up, criminal charges, Deception, expose, hate, indictment, influence, investigation, Justice, Manipulation, Minecraft, power, Reveal, Rothschilds, scandal, secret society, Server, Truth, Unsealed, wealthy elite

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3573
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Join our Minecraft server where the Rothschilds hate one of our players so much that they are trying to indict him for his in-game shenanigans! Rumor has it that he built a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds, and now the elite families are out for revenge. Will you join forces with him to fend off the powerful enemies or will you join the Rothschilds in their quest for justice? The drama is real and the stakes are high on our server! Join now and be a part of this epic battle for Minecraft supremacy!

Welcome to another Gay Hyper Muscle Minecraft SMP!

body positivity, Bodybuilding, FITNESS, Gay, gay community, gay culture, Gay Men, gym, Hyper, Hyper Muscle, hypermasculinity, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Muscle, Muscle fetish, muscle growth, Muscle worship, musclebound, smp, strength training, Thread, weightlifting, welcome

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9456
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Alien Abductions:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Chimeras Created:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Welcome to the Gay Hyper Muscle SMP, where the only rule is to flex those pixelated muscles and have a fabulous time!

Join us for epic build battles where the winner gets a sparkly crown made of diamonds and unicorn tears. Explore our vast world filled with rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret disco party in the mines or a group of villagers doing the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of buff, shirtless mods who will swoop in to save the day if things get too wild. And trust us, things get wild. From impromptu fashion shows to spontaneous llama parades, there’s never a dull moment on Gay Hyper Muscle.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner fabulousness shine in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a dance-off with a zombie or hosting a bake sale with the Ender Dragon. The possibilities are endless on Gay Hyper Muscle!

SisterInLawSnubbed Minecraft Server

Apology, Assertiveness, Birthday, Birthday Party, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Controlling, Decision making, dog, family drama, family dynamics, family functions, forgiveness, in-laws, Minecraft, nephew, parenting, relationships, Server, sister-in-law, SisterInLawSnubbed

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	161
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where we promise no backhanded comments about your mining skills or insults about your pixelated family.

Join us and you won’t have to deal with rowdy 3-year-olds hitting your virtual pets with sticks. Our server is a safe space for all dogs, even the little princess ones. And if anyone dares to mess with your Minecraft dog, we’ll step in and protect them like the pixelated heroes we are.

So come join us on our server, where family drama is left at the door and the only thing you’ll have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot less stressful than dealing with real-life family feuds over a birthday party. See you in the virtual world!