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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 8456 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
We promise not to sentence you to physical castration for raiding someone’s base or stealing their diamonds. Our punishments are much more lenient, like making you build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.
Come join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and maybe even getting into some trouble with the virtual law. Who knows, you might even meet a player who roleplays as a castration-obsessed judge. It’s a real hoot, we promise!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Just make sure to keep your normal male libido in check, or you might end up like that Louisiana man.