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  • Normal Oddities: Minecraft SMP

    Normal Oddities: Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up, fam! Forget everything you know about Minecraft servers because this one is actually a cosmic rollercoaster of chaos and unfiltered cringe that you didn’t ask for but totally need in your life. Ready? Buckle your seatbelts, because we’re diving into the wildest, most nonsensical adventure ever! 🌌

    First off, you get to start your Minecraft journey where the trees whisper your deepest insecurities! Like, LOL, can you imagine chopping down a tree, and it’s like, "Why are you still single?" Talk about a mood killer! 😂 And if that’s not enough, the sheep? Omg, bro, they’re actually secretly plotting to take over the world! 🐑💥 I mean, who even let them have a meeting? Like, hello, I’m just trying to farm here!

    Joining this server means you’ll get the exclusive privilege of being practically attacked by a herd of flying pigs that glitch through dimensions. You know it’s true because my cousin Greg saw it once and ran back to the real world screaming. Those pigs can travel faster than your Wi-Fi can buffer that one YouTube video about how to build a potato farm. You wanna make friends? Just stand there, and the pigs will fight over who gets to be your buddy. 🤝🐖

    And, oh boy, let me tell you about the monthly "Break-A-Bed Competition" we have! It’s not about who snores the loudest (that’s a whole other battle). It’s a literal free-for-all where we turn beds into battlegrounds! You hire your friends to sleep in them, and then BOOM – it’s like a medieval war but with pillows. Last one standing wins a lifetime supply of virtual cake and a chance to procrastinate instead of doing actual life stuff! 🍰👑

    But wait, there’s more! You know how creepers are always blowing up your buildings? Well, on this server, we’ve unanimously decided that they’ve got a secret underground talent show, and they might just be the next big meme! Forget America’s Got Talent—get ready for “Creepers Got Grapples!” Their acts include pro interpretive dance and heartfelt covers of classic bangers. I mean, you’ve never truly lived until you’ve seen a creeper play “Wonderwall” on a blocky guitar while crying sparkling green tears! 🌟😂

    And don’t even get me started on the Enderman. They definitely have the best gossip and always know who is using hacks. Like, they’re the Minecraft social media platform we never asked for but totally need in our lives. 🕵️‍♂️👀 Want the latest scoop? Just ask an Enderman to teleport closer, and boom! You’ll get all the juicy deets. Just don’t look ’em in the eyes – they get super awkward, like when you accidentally liked your crush’s nine-month-old Instagram post. 😳💔

    Last but not least, the server’s got this cursed enchantment where if you punch a tree, there’s a 50/50 chance it either drops wood or starts telling dad jokes. Like, seriously, you’ll be there & boom! “Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the portal, duh!” Facepalm intensifies. You may end up questioning your life choices but laughing at the sheer absurdity. 🤦🎤💥

    So, do you want to join this whirlwind of nonsense and madness for all eternity? This isn’t just a server, it’s a lifestyle! Jump on board and unleash the chaos; your mom will definitely be proud(ly confused) of your new Minecraft adventures! 🏰🗡️ Let’s get loony!!! 🎉🎉

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • World of Souls Minecraft server

    World of Souls Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    World of Souls is a game server for the Minecraft game on version 1 16 5. The server does not require a license, nor does it require entry into the white list.

    The server is an RPG project where you can find a lot of interesting things!

    We took inspiration from the Dark Souls series of games, so you can find bosses, characters, weapons, and more from the game.

    The server does not stand still; every week new updates are introduced here: be it a new location with a boss, or a new chain of quests for NPCs.

    However, even if you do not want to engage in magic, protecting the world from evil, or carrying out orders from NPCs, then you will still find a place in the world of souls. Fishing, hunting, trading, brewing potions, farming, cooking – all this has changed for the better.

    More details about this are written on our Discord.

    We are waiting for you in the World of Souls!

    mc.worldofsouls.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Jeds Jungle

    Jeds Jungle

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the jungle. The most nostalgic server in Minecraft.

    Official Website: https://jedsjungle.com

    JedsJungle.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BaldEagle.gg Factions

    BaldEagle.gg Factions

    New Minecraft Servers

    🦅 OG Factions 🦅 1.7.1 🦅 Shop 🦅 Kits 🦅 New Server 🦅 Need Staff 🦅

    Our server is alot like the 2011 – 13 factions I grew up playing! I hope you enjoy my server! Also join the discord – https://discord.gg/8rXGRRzw8k

    51.79.7.51:25585

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Jjnet

    Jjnet

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server IP: Mc.JJNET.NET

    Mc.JJNET.NET

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP