Normal Oddities: Minecraft SMP

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Yo, listen up, fam! Forget everything you know about Minecraft servers because this one is actually a cosmic rollercoaster of chaos and unfiltered cringe that you didn’t ask for but totally need in your life. Ready? Buckle your seatbelts, because we’re diving into the wildest, most nonsensical adventure ever! 🌌

First off, you get to start your Minecraft journey where the trees whisper your deepest insecurities! Like, LOL, can you imagine chopping down a tree, and it’s like, "Why are you still single?" Talk about a mood killer! 😂 And if that’s not enough, the sheep? Omg, bro, they’re actually secretly plotting to take over the world! 🐑💥 I mean, who even let them have a meeting? Like, hello, I’m just trying to farm here!

Joining this server means you’ll get the exclusive privilege of being practically attacked by a herd of flying pigs that glitch through dimensions. You know it’s true because my cousin Greg saw it once and ran back to the real world screaming. Those pigs can travel faster than your Wi-Fi can buffer that one YouTube video about how to build a potato farm. You wanna make friends? Just stand there, and the pigs will fight over who gets to be your buddy. 🤝🐖

And, oh boy, let me tell you about the monthly "Break-A-Bed Competition" we have! It’s not about who snores the loudest (that’s a whole other battle). It’s a literal free-for-all where we turn beds into battlegrounds! You hire your friends to sleep in them, and then BOOM – it’s like a medieval war but with pillows. Last one standing wins a lifetime supply of virtual cake and a chance to procrastinate instead of doing actual life stuff! 🍰👑

But wait, there’s more! You know how creepers are always blowing up your buildings? Well, on this server, we’ve unanimously decided that they’ve got a secret underground talent show, and they might just be the next big meme! Forget America’s Got Talent—get ready for “Creepers Got Grapples!” Their acts include pro interpretive dance and heartfelt covers of classic bangers. I mean, you’ve never truly lived until you’ve seen a creeper play “Wonderwall” on a blocky guitar while crying sparkling green tears! 🌟😂

And don’t even get me started on the Enderman. They definitely have the best gossip and always know who is using hacks. Like, they’re the Minecraft social media platform we never asked for but totally need in our lives. 🕵️‍♂️👀 Want the latest scoop? Just ask an Enderman to teleport closer, and boom! You’ll get all the juicy deets. Just don’t look ’em in the eyes – they get super awkward, like when you accidentally liked your crush’s nine-month-old Instagram post. 😳💔

Last but not least, the server’s got this cursed enchantment where if you punch a tree, there’s a 50/50 chance it either drops wood or starts telling dad jokes. Like, seriously, you’ll be there & boom! “Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the portal, duh!” Facepalm intensifies. You may end up questioning your life choices but laughing at the sheer absurdity. 🤦🎤💥

So, do you want to join this whirlwind of nonsense and madness for all eternity? This isn’t just a server, it’s a lifestyle! Jump on board and unleash the chaos; your mom will definitely be proud(ly confused) of your new Minecraft adventures! 🏰🗡️ Let’s get loony!!! 🎉🎉

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Lost in the TrekCraft Sauce: Where Boss Mobs Join Towny for some McMMO Fun in 1.20.4!

1.20.4, Arenas, Artmap, Auctions, Boss, Business Partnerships, Chest Shops, Community, Crates, Discord, EULA Compliant, Events, family friendly, friendly community, Fun, game-enhancing plugins, Jobs, Join, Lost, MCMMO, Minecraft, mobs, mythic mobs, No Griefing, No Raiding, over 9 years, PvE, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Reset, rules, Sauce, Server, Staff, Towny, Treasure Hunts, TrekCraft, Voting, Website

TrekCraft Minecraft Server Overview

TrekCraft is not an ordinary Minecraft server. We have a friendly community, exciting events, helpful staff, and a variety of game-enhancing plugins to enhance your gameplay experience.

Server Features

Plugins	Towny, McMMO, Mythic Mobs, ArtMap, Jobs, Chest Shops, Crates, Auctions, Quests, and more!
Events	Weekly events, trivia, contests, and competitions
Rules	Friendly, family-friendly environment with strict no swearing or inappropriate behavior policy
Community	No raiding, no griefing, helpful player community
Website	https://www.trekcraft.ca

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

1. Are there any rules I should be aware of?

Yes, please visit our server rules or type /warp rules in-game for the full list of rules.

2. How can I join the server?

You can join us at mc.trekcraft.net. We’d love to have you!

3. Is PvP allowed on the server?

PvP is disabled in the wild, but you can enable it in your town or participate in PvP arenas.

4. How can I contact the staff for help?

You can join our Discord server and use the /discord command in-game to get the link. Our staff is always ready to assist you.

MonsterCraft – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our nyargacuga edition server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But shh, it’s a secret!

2. Our server is haunted by a ghostly Ender Dragon who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t worry, he’s friendly…mostly.

3. We have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking animals who will trade you rare items for emeralds. Who wouldn’t want a pet panda with a diamond sword?

4. Our server is protected by a team of ninja villagers who will defend you from any creepers or zombies that dare to attack. They may be small, but they are mighty!

So what are you waiting for? Join our nyargacuga edition server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Snowflake SMP – Epitome of White Privilege

Asian fetish, black female gymnast, Epitome, good looking, Gymnastics, highest earning female athlete, lsu, national championship, ncaa, nordic blonde fetish, Olivia Dunne, Privilege, simone biles, smp, snowflake, White, white privilege

Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to compete against Simone Biles in a virtual gymnastics competition – she may be a pro in real life, but can she handle the pressure of Minecraft gymnastics? And don’t even get us started on Olivia Dunne – she may be a benchwarmer in real life, but in our SMP, she’s the queen of the arena battles!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who are obsessed with white Nordic blondes and Asian fetishes – you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble upon in our world. So come join us for a laugh-out-loud experience that you’ll never forget!

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NoWifeTaxCraft

anger, assets, Business, business partners, Communication, decision, earnings, fate, Financial, full-time, Inheritance, livid, Marriage, NoWifeTaxCraft, ownership, partner, profit, RESPONSIBILITY, separate account, Spouse, Will

Are you tired of dealing with a wife who can’t make up her mind? Join our Minecraft server where you can make all the decisions and keep all the profits for yourself! No more nagging spouses trying to claim what’s rightfully yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your success.

Imagine a world where you can alter your will to leave everything to your virtual business partners instead of your ungrateful wife. She’ll be livid, but hey, it’s your Minecraft world and you make the rules!

So come join us on our server where you can escape the drama of real life and live out your wildest fantasies of business success without any pesky spouses trying to get in the way. It’s time to take control and show everyone who’s boss – all while having a laugh and enjoying some epic Minecraft gameplay.

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EverestTrashMinecraftServer

aerial drones, Chinese drones, Chinese innovation, clean-up efforts, conservation efforts, drone fleet, drone operations, drone technology, environmental conservation, Environmental Protection, everest, EverestTrashMinecraftServer, garbage disposal, Mount Everest, mountain cleanup, mountain conservation, pollution control, remote sensing, trash removal, Waste Disposal, waste management

OMG u guys, dis server is like Everest but witout da trash cuz we got CHINESE DRONES flying dat sh*t outta there! Imagine playing Minecraft on da highest peak in da world witout a single piece of garbage in sight. Plus, rumor has it dat da drones are controlled by pandas so u know it’s gonna be lit. Join now for da most epic clean-up crew in Minecraft history! 🐼🗑️ #PandaPower #TrashFreeEverest

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MoscowEscapeCraft

border attack, civilian displacement, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, emergency response, evacuation, FLEEING, geopolitical tensions, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Military, Moscow, MoscowEscapeCraft, Political unrest, Refugees, russia ukraine conflict, russians, Safety, Ukraine, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians fleeing for moscow amid ukraine border attack but in minecraft!!! it’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and soldiers.

we have epic battles where you can fight for your homeland or join the russians in their quest for safety. build bunkers, set traps, and strategize with your team to defend against the enemy forces.

but watch out for the secret weapon – a giant ender dragon that swoops in and wreaks havoc on both sides. only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat it and claim victory for their side.

so come join us and experience the thrill of war in minecraft like never before. who will emerge victorious in this epic battle for moscow? join now to find out!

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CoolingZigZagCraft

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hey u, yea u! r u tired of ur minecraft house bein too hot? well, do i got the server for u! come join us on this epic server where we have zigzag radiative cooling walls that will keep ur house cool AF! no more sweatin like a pig while u mine for diamonds! our walls are so cool, they practically make ur house an igloo in the desert! join now and experience the ultimate chill vibes while u build ur dream house! trust me, once u go zigzag radiative cooling walls, u never go back!

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FlushMC

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Dive into Elytra PvP Excitement at Flush Network!

Hello Minecraft players!

Are you ready for a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience? Look no further than Flush Network, where we specialize in Elytra PvP and custom plugins that take your gameplay to the next level.

flushnet.minehut.gg

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🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️ – Where Minecraft meets the 18+ Fabulous Hermitcraft 😏

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], & Ghast Grief, +18, Accelerated Leaf Decay, anti-creeper., club, Enderman, Fabric, Fabulous, Geophilic, hermitcraft, Hermitcraft-like, meets, Minecraft, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Online webmap, ServUX, simple voice chat, smp, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory, Vanilla, Whitelist
About Us

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Server Specs:

Platform Fabric 1.21

Location San Jose, California, United States

CPU AMD Ryzen 5 7600X

RAM 10GB (32 Total)

Mods & Tweaks
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:
Application
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!
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MidlifeCraft Server

Connection, cope, Fiction, frontal lobe, irony, ISOLATED, Loser, lurked, MidlifeCraft, negative experiences, past experiences, professional success, prove myself, realization, REJECTED, rejection, School, Server, Social Skills, Uneven, UNFAIR, video games

Are you tired of feeling like a repressed loser in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your social failures behind!

On our server, you can finally prove yourself without any unfair advantages holding you back. No more dealing with people who are way bigger, have repeated classes, or are favored by teachers. It’s a level playing field where you can flourish socially and have important life experiences.

Forget about escaping into video games and fiction as a coping mechanism. Join our server and connect with like-minded individuals who understand what it’s like to feel unwanted and rejected. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who accept you for who you are?

So come on, join us and leave your real-life failures in the past. Show the world that you’re not a loser all alone, but a winner in the virtual realm of Minecraft! Let’s build a new future together, one block at a time.

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