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| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 7146 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 25 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 133 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who need a break from the senior citizens hitting on them and schizophrenic girls mistaking their aura for homicidal intent.
Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing hitting on you is a Creeper, and the only aura you need to worry about is the enchantment on your diamond sword. Build, explore, and unleash your inner creativity in a place where barking at someone is a valid response to flirting.
Come join us on our server, where the only thing cooked is the porkchops you’ll be feasting on after a long day of mining and crafting. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
