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Hiw.apexmc.co
PotatoCraft
Survival server with some cool stuff like claims, sethome, rtp…
Server is also for Tlauncher
Normal survival server, do what you want, no OP or creative
Server might lag with too many players
PLAY ON ALL MINECRAFT VERSIONS!
potatocraft.hopto.org
KingCraft
Welcome to KingCraft. We have a cool survival server where you can play with others. It’s just like regular survival, but with friends.
116.202.229.20
Survival Minecraft Server
This Minecraft Server is all about survival. Just your typical Minecraft experience, nothing too fancy. But hey, if you’re into that sort of thing, feel free to join!
Add Werchant90 on Discord if you want to chat: Werchant90#1181
Happy crafting! 🌲🔨🎮
51.81.171.173:25597
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Vanilla Survival A Minecraft 1.20.1 Survival Server!
Griefing is allowed, but most people just play Normal Minecraft 🙂
Hacking is not allowed! You may get banned if we catch you
Vanilla Survival
Server Type: Minecraft 1.20.1 Vanilla Survival Griefing: Allowed, but most players stick to normal gameplay Hacking: Not allowed, ban risk if caught
Join the fun and survive in this exciting Minecraft world!
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Yo, listen up, fam! Forget everything you know about Minecraft servers because this one is actually a cosmic rollercoaster of chaos and unfiltered cringe that you didn’t ask for but totally need in your life. Ready? Buckle your seatbelts, because we’re diving into the wildest, most nonsensical adventure ever! 🌌
First off, you get to start your Minecraft journey where the trees whisper your deepest insecurities! Like, LOL, can you imagine chopping down a tree, and it’s like, "Why are you still single?" Talk about a mood killer! 😂 And if that’s not enough, the sheep? Omg, bro, they’re actually secretly plotting to take over the world! 🐑💥 I mean, who even let them have a meeting? Like, hello, I’m just trying to farm here!
Joining this server means you’ll get the exclusive privilege of being practically attacked by a herd of flying pigs that glitch through dimensions. You know it’s true because my cousin Greg saw it once and ran back to the real world screaming. Those pigs can travel faster than your Wi-Fi can buffer that one YouTube video about how to build a potato farm. You wanna make friends? Just stand there, and the pigs will fight over who gets to be your buddy. 🤝🐖
And, oh boy, let me tell you about the monthly "Break-A-Bed Competition" we have! It’s not about who snores the loudest (that’s a whole other battle). It’s a literal free-for-all where we turn beds into battlegrounds! You hire your friends to sleep in them, and then BOOM – it’s like a medieval war but with pillows. Last one standing wins a lifetime supply of virtual cake and a chance to procrastinate instead of doing actual life stuff! 🍰👑
But wait, there’s more! You know how creepers are always blowing up your buildings? Well, on this server, we’ve unanimously decided that they’ve got a secret underground talent show, and they might just be the next big meme! Forget America’s Got Talent—get ready for “Creepers Got Grapples!” Their acts include pro interpretive dance and heartfelt covers of classic bangers. I mean, you’ve never truly lived until you’ve seen a creeper play “Wonderwall” on a blocky guitar while crying sparkling green tears! 🌟😂
And don’t even get me started on the Enderman. They definitely have the best gossip and always know who is using hacks. Like, they’re the Minecraft social media platform we never asked for but totally need in our lives. 🕵️♂️👀 Want the latest scoop? Just ask an Enderman to teleport closer, and boom! You’ll get all the juicy deets. Just don’t look ’em in the eyes – they get super awkward, like when you accidentally liked your crush’s nine-month-old Instagram post. 😳💔
Last but not least, the server’s got this cursed enchantment where if you punch a tree, there’s a 50/50 chance it either drops wood or starts telling dad jokes. Like, seriously, you’ll be there & boom! “Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the portal, duh!” Facepalm intensifies. You may end up questioning your life choices but laughing at the sheer absurdity. 🤦🎤💥
So, do you want to join this whirlwind of nonsense and madness for all eternity? This isn’t just a server, it’s a lifestyle! Jump on board and unleash the chaos; your mom will definitely be proud(ly confused) of your new Minecraft adventures! 🏰🗡️ Let’s get loony!!! 🎉🎉
Server Name | Vanilla Lifesteal SMP |
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IP | Not provided |
Version | Latest Vanilla Minecraft Version |
Player Count | Variable, Growing Community |
Features | Completely Vanilla Gameplay, Lifesteal Playstyle, Community-based |
A: The server is completely vanilla with a lifesteal playstyle, focused on a basic Minecraft experience without any additional plugins.
A: The rules are minimal, mainly emphasizing mutual respect, no griefing, and maintaining a friendly community environment.
A: No, the server is not monetized and does not offer any paid features or advantages. It is purely community-driven.
A: For more information on joining the server, please reach out to the server owner or inquire within the community for details.
Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha! Our castle is made entirely out of mashed potatoes, and our king is a giant talking potato named Spudrick. He may look starchy, but he’s actually a pretty cool dude once you get to know him.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Potato Knights, a group of warriors who ride into battle on giant baked potatoes. They may sound silly, but trust us, you do not want to mess with them.
So come on down to “Mash Castle Edition” and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a potato-themed dance-off with the Ender Dragon!
Our server is the perfect place for those who have dreams of leading armies and taking over the world. We even have funding for our conquests, so you can rest assured that your war efforts will be well supported.
So come join us and let’s show those third world shitholes who’s boss in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Let’s turn the virtual world into our playground for chaos and mayhem!
Welcome to DorfCraft – your new adventure awaits! Are you looking for a server that offers the perfect balance between classic vanilla feel and helpful extensions? Then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is more than just a place to play – it creates a small, welcoming community where everyone is welcome.
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But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get to witness epic battles between Hakushika Iori and Fujikura Uruka as they fight for the title of Minecraft Master. And don’t forget about Shisui Michiru, who’s known for building the most jaw-dropping structures this side of the End Portal.
Need a break from all the action? Hang out with Pipkin Pippa and Tenma Maemi for some chill vibes and hilarious antics. And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of surviving a night in the wild with Dizzy Dokuro and Jelly Hoshiumi – just don’t forget your enchanted armor!
With so many characters to choose from, like Remilia Nephys and Chisaka Airi, you’ll never run out of adventures to embark on. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!
Want to join the fun? Simply post your Steam profile and ask for an invite. Just make sure to accept that friend request – we don’t have time for any shenanigans!
Looking to git gud? Dive into the tutorial, test out different heroes in sandbox mode, and check out some public item builds. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take on some bot matches for a real challenge.
But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial Wiki for all the insider info, or dive into our New Player Guide for some pro tips. And if you’re feeling extra fancy, take a peek at our Advanced Movement Guide for some next-level strats.
So what are you waiting for? Jump into the madness and join us on our Minecraft SMP – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).
Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to mine diamonds, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build Battle” where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the day. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of our crazy community where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
Are you tired of boring SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on your toes at all times. From exploding chickens to flying pigs, you never know what will happen next!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. If you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for a day. Imagine the chaos you can cause with that kind of power!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!