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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 914 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Void Gems Collected: | 12 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 114 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 193 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more. The main goal of the server is to build the tallest tower made entirely out of mashed potatoes. And every full moon, there’s a massive dance party where everyone has to wear chicken costumes. It’s like a cult, but with more blocky graphics.
Oh, and did I mention that the mobs on the server are all friendly and just want to give you hugs? Yeah, no more creepers blowing up your stuff, now they just want to cuddle. It’s like living in a weird, alternate universe where everything is just… weirdly normal.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity, come join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the flying llamas, they’re a real doozy.