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| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 598 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 1627 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 7 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we worship the almighty PLAP PLAP PLAP sound and shoot nutslop like there’s no tomorrow! Our server is filled with big beach boobies and plenty of gooning, so get ready to have a wild time.
Join us if you want to unleash your inner horniness and worship the girls that make you go PLAP PLAP PLAP. Just remember, no shotas or lolis allowed – we’re all about those big, beautiful beach boobies here.
And if you’re worried about drama, don’t be! We have a strict no-dramafaggot policy, so you can focus on having a good time without any unnecessary stress. So come on over and join us for some outrageous fun on our Minecraft server – you won’t regret it!
