NoRetirePartyPlz – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

NoRetirePartyPlz

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Looking for a Minecraft server that values your time and effort? Look no further than our server, where we appreciate all the hard work you put in, even if it’s just virtual block-building!

Join us and experience the thrill of planning retirement parties for all your fellow players. Just like in the real world, you’ll be tasked with organizing food, collecting virtual money, buying gifts, and making sure the heads of the Minecraft company are there (they’re skeletons, by the way).

But don’t worry, we won’t force you to plan parties for people you’re not close to. We understand that party planning is a serious business and should only be done for true friends like Julie (who may or may not be a creeper in disguise).

So come on down to our server and show off your party planning skills. Who knows, you might even get a promotion to Chief Party Planner of the Minecraft world! Join now and let the retirement party madness begin!

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Block Lagoon: Where You’re the Protagonist!

action, Adventure, Anime, Black lagoon, BLOCK, comedy, crime, dark fantasy, dark humor, Guns, isekai, japanese, lagoon, late to the joke, Manga, Mercenaries, Otaku, Parody, pop culture, Protagonist, satire, underworld, violence, Youre

Welcome to Black Lagoon, the Minecraft server where you can escape reality and dive into a world of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on our server and experience the ultimate isekai adventure – forget about getting hit by a truck or falling into a portal, just log in and you’ll be transported to a land where pigs can fly and creepers can breakdance.

Why should you join Black Lagoon, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a talking chicken who offered them a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato. And that’s just the beginning of the madness that awaits you on Black Lagoon!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join Black Lagoon today and embark on a journey that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

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Minecraft: Genshin Impact Edition – Slash and Mine your way through the world of Teyvat!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than the Crimson Night itself? Look no further, because our server is on fire! Literally, we have lava pits everywhere for you to jump into and feel the burn.

Join us for the chance to win exclusive in-game items like the Crimson Moon’s Semblance Polearm, perfect for poking your enemies from a safe distance. And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards that are hotter than a freshly smelted ingot!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret locations just waiting to be explored. Rumor has it that if you find them all, you’ll unlock the power to control the very elements themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the adventure of a lifetime in a world where the night is crimson and the danger is real. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers – they’re not the only things that go boom around here!

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Enceladus NO

#youtube, creativity, Economy, economy leaderboard, Enceladus NO, facebook, friendly economy, grindy/farming, Land Claim, Mall, MCMMO, Mystery, Parkour, plugin enhancements, premier Spawn builds, PvE, PvP monuments, Pvparena, Saturn Survival, Semivanilla, Server, Shop, simplistic, snail lords, space-medieval, Survival, Talents, Tokens, Version 1.20+, warp shop

Enceladus N.U / Saturn Survival (2015-2018)

Here you will find a thrilling survival gameplay experience with a friendly economy tuned for fairness in our server. We are grindy/farming based and simply land claim survival. Our brand theme is a hysterical space-medieval with mystery. Use /warp shop to work your way up the economy leaderboard or thrash the PvP monuments with your friends. It is what you make of it here and you can find other various unique beauties in our palace. The snail lords are coming – bring your talents alive and find what’s notable about your creativity! We are simplistic and boast a number of plugin enhancements. We’re version 1.20 with premier Spawn builds.

Host – enceladus.apexmc.co

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The Gotto [SMP] where blocks meet quests, jobs, and community events in Java 1.20.4!

1.20.4, blocks, Boss Dungeons, Community, Community Events, custom enchantments, discrod, Dungeons, Events, Factions, Gotto, Griefprevention claim system, java, Jobs, mapart, Meet, Mob Capturing & Spawner Crafting, new crafting recipes, Parkour & Chat Minigames, Player Levelling System, Player Shops, Player Shops & Warps, PvE, Quests, Raiding, smp, Towny, Warps

The Grotto 🗻

Connect with play.thegrotto.gg / Join our Discord

The Grotto is a Survival PvE server focused on creating an amazing gameplay experience for our community members.

Travel from border-to-border across our custom generated survival world..

Equip yourself with custom-enchanted gear and battle dungeon bosses in our hand-built dungeons..

Form towns and nations with the griefprevention claim system..

With our variety of gameplay-related features and improvements, no one play-style is expected or required, play how you want to play.

Feature Previews 🍿

Feature	Description
Player Levelling System	Level up your character to unlock new abilities
Map Art	Create beautiful art on maps
Custom Enchantments	Discover unique and powerful enchantments
Quests	Take on challenges and complete quests for rewards
New Crafting Recipes	Explore new crafting possibilities
Mob Capturing & Spawner Crafting	Capture and spawn mobs for various uses
Player Shops & Warps	Set up your own shop and create warp points
Boss Dungeons	Challenge powerful bosses in custom dungeons
Parkour & Chat Minigames	Enjoy fun parkour challenges and interactive chat games

Things We Don’t Have

Towny
Raiding
Factions

Blocky Booty Bounce

adult content, blocky, BOOTY, bounce, cock lover, cock tribute, cock worship, cum fetish, cum lover, cum play, cum tribute, dick worship, dirty talk, erotic art, explicit content, fetish, naughty fun, sexual desire, sexual fantasy, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual submission, Tribute

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players decided to build a giant statue made entirely out of… you guessed it, cum and cock tributes! And let me tell you, it was a sight to behold. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for vengeance. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on this one-of-a-kind server. Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe bring a towel.

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CraftyTunes – Where Music Meets Blocks

#artificialintelligence, #LocalModel, #MusicAI, #MusicArtificialIntelligence, #MusicCreation, #MusicSamples, #MusicSoftware, #MusicTechnology, 4plebs, blocks, CraftyTunes, general, meets, Modeling, Music, musicindustry, musicproduction, POL, samples, song, SUNO, Udio

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of generating your own music while you play. That’s right, you can become a Minecraft DJ and drop some sick beats while you mine for diamonds. Who needs Spotify when you have our server?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a local model who will be strutting their stuff in the virtual world. You can even challenge them to a fashion show showdown and see who has the best pixelated outfit. It’s like America’s Next Top Model meets Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground club where players can gather to listen to exclusive samples of unreleased songs. Who knew Minecraft could be so hip and trendy?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Simply Vanilla: Where chaos and order collide, just like pineapple on pizza! – 71 characters

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Simply Vanilla Minecraft Server
Overview:
We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.
IP: simplyvanilla.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF
Website: https://simplyvanilla.net
Map size: 10 TB+

FAQ

What does escaping spawn look like?

Watch a video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

Can I hack or dupe on this server?

No, hacking and duping are not allowed on our server. Players caught doing so will be banned.

How can I make allies on the server?

You can use our Discord server to communicate with other players and form alliances. Building trust and working together is key to forming strong alliances.

Can I betray and conquer other players’ bases?

Yes, in our anarchy server, players are free to betray and conquer other players’ bases. However, keep in mind that actions may have consequences and retaliation from other players.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings VS Hypixel

BrutalExploration, ChallengingBosses, DeadlyMobs, Economy, EpicRaiding, ExtremeResourceManagement, Factions, GruelingCombat, HardcoreChallenge, HardcoreCommunity, HardcoreCrafting, HardcoreRoleplay, HarshEnvironment, InsaneDifficulty, IntenseFactions, MercilessPVP, PermadeathMode, PvE, PvPvEAdventure, RuthlessEconomy, SavageSurvival, Survival, TreacherousTerrain, UnforgivingGameplay

Category	Hypixel	RLCraft Merciless Sufferings
Game Modes	Over 20 different game modes	Survival mode with added features
Community	Large and active player base	Small and dedicated community
Customization	Various custom mini-games and features	Unique features like player shops and job system
Updates	Frequent updates and new content	Regular updates with new features
Difficulty	Varies depending on game mode	High difficulty level with no KeepInventory

FAQs:

Q: Which server has more game modes available?	A: Hypixel offers over 20 different game modes
Q: Which server has a larger and more active player base?	A: Hypixel has a large and active player base
Q: Which server offers more unique features?	A: RLCraft Merciless Sufferings has unique features like player shops and job system
Q: Which server receives more frequent updates?	A: Hypixel receives frequent updates and new content
Q: Which server has a higher difficulty level?	A: RLCraft Merciless Sufferings has a high difficulty level with no KeepInventory

Korean Nationalist Hideout: The Minecraft Server

Allegiance, Asia, BETRAYAL, communism, Conflict, controversy, Democracy, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Government, Gratitude, HIDEOUT, History, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, KMT, Korean, Korean nationalists, Minecraft, nationalism, nationalist, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a kangaroo on a pogo stick? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the KMT would be scratching their heads. Why join us? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was once home to a group of Korean nationalists who were actually secret agents for a group of ninja pandas. And guess what? They left behind a treasure map that leads to a secret stash of diamond blocks! So if you want to uncover hidden treasures, battle ninja pandas, and build the most epic base in all of Minecraft, then join us now! And remember, we don’t owe Taiwan anything, except maybe a thank you for giving us the inspiration for this insane server!

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MirrorCraft: Where even your blocky avatar can feel good about itself!

Avatar, blocky, body positivity, Confidence, feel, Good, growth, Happiness, mental health, MIRROR, MirrorCraft, motivation, positivity, progress, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-image

Are you tired of looking in the mirror and feeling like a potato? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll feel like a diamond in the rough! Our pixelated world will make you feel like a Minecraft model, strutting your stuff with confidence.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a virtual mirror that compliments you every time you log in. Not only that, but our virtual skincare routine will have your Minecraft character glowing brighter than a beacon.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to feeling like a Minecraft mob. It’s time to feel fabulous and fierce in our blocky paradise!

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