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NordicNonsense Minecraft SMP

Community, discussion, forum, general, Minecraft, Nordic, Nordic countries, NordicNonsense, Scandinavia, Scandinavian architecture, Scandinavian art, Scandinavian cuisine, Scandinavian culture, Scandinavian Design, Scandinavian history, scandinavian languages, Scandinavian lifestyle, Scandinavian people, Scandinavian traditions, Scandinavium, smp

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3802
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, we have a scandinavium/nordic general running the show! That’s right, forget about regular old admins, we have a Viking warrior making sure everything runs smoothly.

Join our server if you want to experience epic battles between players riding polar bears and fighting off hordes of creepers with their trusty battle axes. Our community is so welcoming, even the Ender Dragon has been known to stop by for a friendly chat.

But that’s not all, we have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure, mystical portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a talking sheep who gives out quests. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

Genie’s Wish Blockade

Aladdin, Aladdin and the Magic Lamp, Arabian folklore, Arabian Nights, BETRAYAL, Blockade, cautionary tale, consequences, Disney, fairy tale, FANTASY, folklore, friendship, génie, Genies, Greed, Magic, moral dilemma, moral lesson, Selflessness, Unintended Consequences, Wishes

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	169
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Falling into the Void:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ores Mined:	1929

so, like, u know how aladdin was all like “i wanna be a prince” and then the genie was all like “ok cool” and made him a prince? well, turns out, aladdin accidentally stole other people’s wishes when he made friends with the genie. like, imagine u were just about to wish for a million diamonds or something, and then aladdin comes along and takes that wish for himself. that’s messed up, right?

but hey, on our server, u can make all the wishes u want without worrying about some sneaky aladdin stealing them from u. we got genies who are way more chill and won’t let anyone mess with ur wishes. plus, we got flying carpets that u can ride around on and explore the craziest worlds u can imagine. u can even team up with ur friends and go on epic quests to find hidden treasures and defeat evil monsters.

so, like, if u wanna have a magical time and make all the wishes u want without any aladdins getting in ur way, then u gotta join our server. trust me, it’s gonna be a whole new world of fun!

The Diamond Rush: Where even the creepers are after those shiny rocks!

Active players, adult community, apply, bedrock, Chest Shops, Community, CREEPERS, Custom, Diamond, diamond bank, discord server, Economy, Friendly, java, Land claiming, New server, non-toxic experience, Perks, Player Warps, rocks, Rush, Semi Vanilla, Shiny, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5818
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Divine Spears Created:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Age	1 week old
Active Players	5-10 at a time
Custom Features	Custom diamond bank system, levels to unlock perks, land claiming, player shops and warps
Community	Mainly for adults, but all are welcome

FAQ

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: You can apply by joining our Discord server here.

Q: What kind of perks can be unlocked by leveling up?

A: You can unlock new perks such as more homes, new commands, and other enhancements as you level up.

Q: Can players create their own chest shops?

A: Yes, players can make chest shops to trade items with each other.

Q: Is the server environment toxic?

A: No, we focus on providing a non-toxic experience for everyone and strive to maintain a friendly community.

Chunky Assets Minecraft Server

assets, beauty standards, body acceptance, body diversity, body image, body positivity, body shaming, body shape, chunky, curves, flat bum, health, huge ass, Huge Tits, Minecraft, no breasts, obese, physical appearance, self esteem, self-confidence, Server, skinny, societal expectations, weight

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4892
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7242
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	7112	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	47

Tired of being a blocky potato in Minecraft? Come join our server and transform into a curvy, voluptuous block babe with the best bum and boob physics in the game! No more flat butts and pancake chests, it’s time to shake what your blocky mama gave ya!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Bandits, a group of mischievous players who go around stealing all the diamond blocks and replacing them with…you guessed it, more booty blocks! Join them on their quest for the biggest booties in all of Minecraft.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and get that thicc block bod you’ve always dreamed of? Come on over and let’s get those cheeks clappin’!

””>Global Vacation Minecraft SMP””

break time, Competition, Fifa, football, friendly matches, gtGlobal, international break, international players, Matches, Minecraft, national teams, Players, Preparation, Qualifiers, rest period, smp, Soccer, sports, Teams, Tournaments, Training, travel, UEFA, vacation, World Cup

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6780
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dimension Hops:	12

Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is like an international break for your Minecraft experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with players from all over the world, each bringing their unique playstyles and personalities to the table.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned the entire spawn area into a giant panda playground complete with bamboo slides and treehouse forts. You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the cows. Will you join their cause and help them achieve chicken domination? Or will you stick with the cows and defend their right to rule the land?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

adult guest, cousin, ENTITLEMENT, exclusion, family, family dynamics, family event, family relationships, guest list, Minecraft, rude behavior, Server, stepson, Wedding, wedding controversy, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest list, wedding invitation, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6698
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Farms Harvested:	592
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like a soap opera! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure, where you can invite all your virtual family and friends without worrying about the cost per person.

Experience the thrill of excluding distant relatives and dealing with entitled guests who demand to bring their girlfriend’s son to the wedding. Will you stand your ground like a boss or cave under pressure like a noob?

Witness epic family feuds, intense arguments, and wild accusations as you navigate through the chaos of wedding planning. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the drama you could ever want?

So come on down and join us for a wedding celebration like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate over whether or not to invite that random guy you met once at a family gathering years ago. The drama never ends on our server!

NoFamousFriendsAllowed

acquaintance, aita, BELIEF, famous friend, Fan, friend group, Gatekeeping, grudge, Hollywood, Meeting, NoFamousFriendsAllowed, proof, validation

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4253
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Astral Projections Made:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your Hollywood connections? Look no further than our server, where everyone knows someone famous! Join us and impress your friends with your star-studded connections. And don’t worry, we won’t gatekeep like that acquaintance who didn’t believe you. We welcome all players, whether you’re BFFs with Beyoncé or just a fan from afar. So come on in and let’s make some virtual Hollywood magic together!

FlawlessCraft SMP

biggest flaw, FlawlessCraft, flaws and imperfections, imperfections, introspection, personal growth, self acceptance journey, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-awareness journey, self-awareness process, self-criticism, self-criticism journey, self-discovery journey, self-improvement journey, self-improvement process, self-reflection journey, smp

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7503
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	2929
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save you from the mundane! Join us and discover a world where your biggest flaw is actually your greatest strength!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a gang of killer bunnies ambush you. But don’t worry, because on our server, killer bunnies are actually your loyal minions who will fight by your side to protect your precious loot.

And that’s not all! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, pigs have wings and are armed with laser beams. So saddle up and prepare for an epic adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace your flaws, because on our server, they’re what make you a true Minecraft legend.

CraftyLiesMC

BETRAYAL, biggest lie, concealed truth, cover up, CraftyLiesMC, Deceit, Deception, denial, dishonesty, facade, False narrative, falsehood, hidden reality, Hidden Truth, personal deception, Secrets, self-deception, self-delusion, still telling, untruth, white lie

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4691
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of living a double life in Minecraft, pretending to be a peaceful farmer when deep down you’re a ruthless warrior? Well, on our server, you can finally embrace your true self and let your inner chaos reign supreme! Join us and unleash your wildest lies and deceit in a world where deception is not just encouraged, it’s required!

Our server is home to the most epic battles and craziest betrayals you’ll ever experience. Imagine building an alliance with your fellow players, only to turn on them in the most unexpected way possible. Trust us, the drama is real and the laughs are endless!

So if you’re ready to let go of all your inhibitions and dive headfirst into a world of deception and chaos, then join us on our server. Who knows, maybe the biggest lie you’ll tell is that you’re actually a peaceful farmer…but we’ll know the truth. 😉

GenderBenderCraft Server

civil liberties, E.U., equality, European Court of Justice, European law, european union, gender equality, Gender Identity, GenderBenderCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, landmark decision, legal gender changes, legal precedent, legal ruling, lgbtq rights, Nations, recognition, rules, Server, social justice, top court, transgender rights

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2388
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	446	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

so, like, this server is like the top court of Minecraft, bro. we got rules and stuff, but they’re like, totally cool. you can change your legal gender in any E.U. nation and we’ll recognize it, cuz we’re all about that inclusivity, ya know? join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and gender equality. plus, we have the dankest memes this side of the block. come on, join us and be part of the coolest Minecraft community around!

PixelWars: DroneStrike

airstrike, Army, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, drone attack, DroneStrike, Fatalities, IDF soldiers, injured, iraq, Iraqi drone, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, PixelWars, SECURITY, soldiers, violence, Wounded

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2898
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DRONES FLYIN AROUND KILLIN SOLDIERS AND SHIZZ. U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY ACTION? COME ON IN AND WATCH THE CHAOS UNFOLD. WE GOT SOLDIERS GETTIN WOUNDED LEFT N RIGHT, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL JUST A GAME. SO GRAB YOUR PICKAXE AND GET READY FOR SOME EPIC BATTLES. LET’S SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE DRONE ATTACKS AND COME OUT ON TOP. JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE, YEEHAW!