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NorwayVibes Minecraft SMP

northern lights, outdoor adventures, cultural heritage, travel destination, Nordic cuisine

Lol, bro, let me tell you about this insane Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit! So, like, this server is like the Norway of Minecraft servers, ya know? It’s like, so epic and cool and stuff.

First of all, the spawn area is like a magical forest filled with unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs or something. And the best part is, you can ride the unicorns and pigs around the spawn area, like, how crazy is that?!

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like actual wizards or something, because they can grant you wishes and stuff. Like, one time I asked for a diamond sword and they gave me a whole stack of them! It was insane, bro.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with, like, stacks on stacks of diamonds and emeralds? Yeah, that’s a thing on this server.

So, like, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as Norway, then you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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Pickle Herring & Potatoes Minecraft Server

Scandinavian cuisine, mealtime habits, pickled herring, cultural food, Potatoes

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of pickled herring and potato enthusiasts! Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest pickled herring and potatoes in the land. But beware, the evil Potato King is always trying to steal our precious stash, so you must be on high alert at all times. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with salty snacks and spud-tacular adventures!

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SurströmmingCraft Server

unique food, fermented herring, unusual food, acquired taste, rotten fish

Have you ever eaten Surströmming? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to this stinky Swedish delicacy! Dive into the world of culinary chaos as you battle it out with other players to see who can stomach the most fermented fish. Trust us, the smell is worth it!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our roller coaster made entirely out of TNT? It’s a blast – literally!

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience you won’t find anywhere else. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach – you’re gonna need it!

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NoRoomForDrama

living situation, Social, Lifestyle, OVERWHELMING, Respect

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your boundaries and keeps your virtual space tidy? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of privacy and peace, unlike some friends who can’t seem to keep things in order (looking at you, Megan).

Join our server and never worry about strangers invading your virtual home to film questionable content without your consent. We promise to keep your space clean and organized, free from any unwanted surprises.

Don’t let your friends turn your Minecraft world upside down. Join our server and enjoy a stress-free gaming experience where your boundaries are always respected. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a messy house-sitter like Megan!

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SMP: 69SecondsOfFun

smp, foreplay, ideal time, sexual satisfaction, Intimacy

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you gotta hop on this train. So like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s basically what this server is like. We got a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. And like, the perfect length of time for sex on this server? Bro, it’s like, infinity. You’ll be mining and crafting for days on end, never wanting to leave. So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re a noob.

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KremlinCraft: Putin’s Rise

power struggle, Democracy, authoritarianism, cold war, Russian asset

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the wacky adventures of a Russian asset who somehow became the head of a global superpower!

Join us as we navigate through the hilarious chaos of political intrigue, secret spy missions, and unexpected alliances. Will you be able to uncover the truth behind this bizarre turn of events and save the world from utter chaos? Or will you just sit back and watch as the madness unfolds?

With custom plugins, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and unpredictable world!

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BlockCraft Minecraft Server

condemns, Diplomacy, UKRAINIAN, security council, Geopolitics

come join our epic minecraft server where we push allies to block ukrainian UN text that condemns russia! why? because we are all about chaos and drama, just like a real life soap opera but in blocky pixel form! you can be part of the action and witness the madness unfold as we navigate through international politics and alliances in the most ridiculous way possible. join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers!

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UkraineCraft: Mineral Madness

MINERALS, Natural resources, economic development, Government, Proposal

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is like no other, it’s like finding a diamond block in a pile of dirt, it’s like taming a wild ocelot with just a fish, it’s like building a castle in the sky with no wings, it’s like…ok u get it, dis server is lit af.

why should u join? well let me tell u, we got pigs that can fly, we got creepers that dance to dubstep, we got villagers that sell u enchanted golden carrots for dirt cheap, we got a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out and plays poker with endermen, we got a nether portal that leads to a disco party with the wither boss as the DJ.

oh and did i mention we got a mod that turns all the sheep into unicorns? yea, u heard me right, UNICORNS. so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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Algae Attack: Eukaryote Predation

Algae, predation, Attack, Eukaryote

come join our epic minecraft server where the algae are rising and eukaryotes are out for revenge in the benthos of the Neoproterozoic era!

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a group of eukaryotes decided they were tired of being the underdogs in the benthos. so they teamed up with the rising algae and started a revolution! now, the benthos is a chaotic battleground where anything can happen.

want to be a part of this crazy adventure? then join our server and start your journey to becoming the ultimate eukaryote warrior! who knows, you might even become the ruler of the benthos and lead your army to victory against the algae overlords.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!

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Krutoichel1337 server minecraft

Minecraft, Lazy, Minecraftrating, Social, banner

Application for the Weutalist – https://discord.gg/wfkxvk48YC

KrutoiChel1337.aternos.me:27625

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