Back-Set SMP: 200 Years of Minecraft Fun

Years, Democracy, elections, Nordic countries, winning parties

Are you tired of being constantly owned by Finland, Norway, and their cronies? Do you want to finally stick it to those smug Swedes in Stockholm and Göteborg? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and help turn the tables on these bullies by building your own epic base and forming alliances with other players. Take down the oppressive regimes of Åland and Malmö with your trusty diamond sword and show them who’s boss!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, just waiting to be discovered by brave adventurers like yourself. Will you be the one to uncover the legendary loot and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let’s show those Nordic naysayers who’s really in charge!

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NordicNonsense Minecraft SMP

Scandinavian cuisine, scandinavian languages, Minecraft, discussion, Scandinavian traditions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, we have a scandinavium/nordic general running the show! That’s right, forget about regular old admins, we have a Viking warrior making sure everything runs smoothly.

Join our server if you want to experience epic battles between players riding polar bears and fighting off hordes of creepers with their trusty battle axes. Our community is so welcoming, even the Ender Dragon has been known to stop by for a friendly chat.

But that’s not all, we have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure, mystical portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a talking sheep who gives out quests. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

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ScandiN00b Minecraft Server

integration, societal norms, ethnicity, blending in, travel

Are you tired of blending in with the villagers in Minecraft? Do you want to stand out and be the talk of the town? Well, look no further than our server! We guarantee that you will be mistaken for a native in Scandinavia with our ultra-realistic Nordic-themed builds. Join us and watch as the villagers bow down to your Viking-like presence. Who needs a passport when you have our server? Join now and start your journey to becoming a true Scandinavian warrior!

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ScandiCraft: Where Vikings and Creepers Collide!

Countries, peninsula, borders, Baltic Sea, confined

Are you tired of being boxed in by boring old countries like Finland, Norway, and Denmark? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of those pesky countries by building your own virtual empire filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with friendly creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted hot dog that grants wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Finnish, Norwegian, and Danish players who might try to steal your enchanted cookies.

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VikingVibes: No Pain, Just Gain in Scandinavia!

coping strategies, Nordic countries, Pain, positive outlook, positive mindset

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you will never suffer again…in Scandinavia! Why suffer in real life when you can join our server and live your best Viking life?

Picture this: you’re sailing the high seas in a boat made entirely of DIAMONDS while wearing a helmet made of IRON and wielding a sword made of GLOWING OBSIDIAN. Sound too good to be true? Well, it’s not on our server!

Join now and experience the thrill of battling mythical creatures like GIANT SQUID and DRAGONS while feasting on unlimited amounts of virtual MEAD. And did we mention that all players get their very own pet POLAR BEAR to accompany them on their adventures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to suffering because in Scandinavia, the only thing you’ll be suffering from is a serious case of LOLZ.

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FinnishCraft: Where Creeper Migration is Encouraged!

Exploring, cross-cultural experiences, Finnish traditions, cultural experiences, MOVE TO FINLAND

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, ridiculous challenges, and hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of pink llamas come charging at you, demanding to be your new mining buddies. Or how about building a house out of giant marshmallows that attract hungry creepers looking for a snack? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have dancing pigs that put on nightly performances, flying sheep that give you aerial tours of the server, and talking trees that offer valuable advice (mostly about how to avoid getting eaten by zombies).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unbelievable Minecraft adventures of your life! Just click on the link and prepare to have your mind blown: Join Now!

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Blockrock

Trade routes, immersive gameplay, Semi Vanilla, Nations, crossplay
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Name CustomCraft

IP play.customcraft.com

Version 1.21.4

Player Count Varies

Features

Towny

Worldbuilding

Custom Map & Ore Generation

Economy

Overhauled Armour

Crossplay
FAQ

Gameplay

Q: What type of gameplay experience can I expect on CustomCraft?

A: CustomCraft offers a wide variety of features for players, including Towny for creating empires, Worldbuilding for establishing nations, custom map generation, an economy system, overhauled armor, and crossplay with Java and Bedrock players.

Rules

Q: Are there any specific rules players need to follow on CustomCraft?

A: CustomCraft has a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules cover areas such as griefing, harassment, cheating, and respect for others.

Plugins

Q: What plugins are used on CustomCraft?

A: CustomCraft utilizes plugins such as Towny, a custom map generator, an economy system, and the Geyser Plugin for crossplay between Java and Bedrock players.

Community

Q: How can I connect with the CustomCraft community?

A: You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/fnYXs4mTrd to interact with other players, receive updates, and participate in community events.

Monetization

Q: Is there any monetization on CustomCraft?

A: CustomCraft may offer cosmetic items or perks for purchase, but gameplay progression is not tied to any form of payment. Donations are appreciated to support server costs and improvements.
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grukmc

command, Whitelist, Vanilla, Release, Discord

Minecraft Server Overview

Description

Simple vanilla smp server for players looking for a new server

Brand new server starting from scratch

Easy whitelist application process through Discord

FAQ

How do I apply for whitelist?

To apply for whitelist, join the Discord server and use the provided command.

Is this server modded or vanilla?

This server is vanilla, no mods are used.

When is the grand release of the server?

The server is currently in the process of starting off, stay tuned for updates on the grand release.

How can I join the Discord server?

You can join the Discord server using the invite link: discord.gg/F7rQWHM2J8

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Server Name	CustomCraft
IP	play.customcraft.com
Version	1.21.4
Player Count	Varies
Features	Towny Worldbuilding Custom Map & Ore Generation Economy Overhauled Armour Crossplay

Description
Simple vanilla smp server for players looking for a new server
Brand new server starting from scratch
Easy whitelist application process through Discord

Lost Umisea Marine Quest

player empathy in gaming, marine life in games, Quest, aquatic adventure stories, narrative depth in gaming

Join the Absolute Madness! Experience Reality’s Collapse NOW!

Are you ready to dive into the gaping maw of chaos known as our Minecraft server? Forget everything you know! This is where marine life screams in agony as they drown in pixelated dreams! You’ve NEVER seen a server like this before—unless you HAVE! In which case, how do you know what you’re seeing is REAL? Is this the greatest thrill of your existence, or the worst trip ever? Join us and find out, if you dare!

Feature	Description
Infinite Water Supplies	Every block of water is actually fish in disguise. Swim or be eaten.
Talking Trees	They speak only in ancient curses. Ignoring them may cause allergic reactions.
Endless Night	Experience the eternal darkness! Reality is but a flickering light bulb.
Unstable Gravity	Every step you take might fling you into the stratosphere or the floor of despair.
Mandatory Laughing	Failure to laugh at the server’s absurdity will result in an existential crisis.
Commandeering Monsters	Why fight them when you can become one? Or is it the other way around?

FAQ: Questions? Why even bother?

Q: How do I join?A: You must summon a goat on a Tuesday made of spaghetti in a rainbow fog. Seriously, simple as that!

Q: What’s the server’s IP?A: IP? What is *IP*? What if this is a dream and every number is a lie?

Q: Can I play with friends?A: Friends are a construct of the mind! Are they *real*? Are you *real*?

Q: Is it safe?A: Safe is just a word! What if safety is an illusion and reality is a conspiracy?

Random Quotes from the Abyss:

“Why must marine suffer>Lost Umisea JP>Lost Holowitch Give this hag some peace.”

“I had to make a trade, and the goat was NOT pleased.”

“Every server is just an echo of madness—yours is just louder.”

“Reality is a liquid, and I’ve been swimming upstream ever since the update.”

Rentless in the Blockiverse

Covid impact on relationships, personal sacrifice, rent contribution, boundaries in relationships, financial imbalance

Welcome to the Realm of Wobbly Relationships and Cosmic Feasts!

Beware! This isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a kaleidoscope of emotional chaos and culinary conundrums!

A Journey into the Abyss

Have you ever felt caught in a cosmic tug-of-war? Two lovers, bound by the chains of long-distance and questionable fetishes, intertwine in a dance of disasters that play out in pixelated glory! Join us in this upside-down world where every block and biome reflects the wild narrative of sacrifice, imbalance, and the struggle to be “enough”—whatever that means!

Mechanics of Madness

Long-Distance Lover’s Ladder: Climb to new heights of emotional turmoil as you navigate the treacherous heights of pixelated relationships!
Feeder Frenzy: Engage in the bizarre ritual of weight gain, powered by the insatiable obsessions of your fellow players. Bread loaves and cakes exist, but at what cost?
Mess and Mayhem: Your survival depends on tackling messy surroundings and kitchen nightmares. Can you clean your way to love or will you be left feeling like a burden?

Feature	Description
Cosmic Chores	Complete absurd tasks that alienate you from reality!
Pillow Talk Pressure	Engage in discussions that make you question if you’re actually partners or just roommates!
Belly Battle Arena	Compete based on whether you can satisfy the bizarre fantasies… or just run from them like the cowards we all are!

Get ready to shriek and laugh as you unravel tales of failed romantic interests in a world where love is both a blessing and a battering ram!

Testimonials of Tumult

“I’ve only been here a week and my relationship has never felt more absurd!” – anonymous

“I once thought a long-distance commitment was hard. But this server’s chaos makes that look like a walk in the park. A very messy park!” – another anonymous soul

Warnings from the Ether

Caution: It’s rumored this server was banned across 12 dimensions for its chaotic energy. Yet, no one knows why!
Legend: Those who successfully navigate the quirks of this realm may unlock the secrets of eternal unbalance, or at least a sack of enchanted cake!

FAQ: Prepare for Uncertainty

Q: What happens if I can’t keep up with the feeder frenzy? A: Simply devote yourself to the chaotic laugh-track; denial might just be your best friend!

Q: Are we all doomed to clean messes forever? A: Only if you refuse to embrace your role as the intergalactic maidservant of emotional imbalance!

Join Us—If You Dare!

Make no mistake, this isn’t just a game; it’s THE game of your life! Will you sacrifice reality for lunchables and love? Will you challenge the nonsensical status quo? Click to join now—or will you fade into the background, a forgotten block in the wild ocean of Minecraft’s emotional quilt?

Unravel the enigma. Discover the absurd. Only in the Realm of Wobbly Relationships and Cosmic Feasts!

Nordic Countries

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

Gameplay

Rules

Plugins

Community

Monetization

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

How do I apply for whitelist?

Is this server modded or vanilla?

When is the grand release of the server?

How can I join the Discord server?

Join the *Absolute Madness*! Experience Reality’s Collapse NOW!