NoPupNoProbMC Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoPupNoProbMC

borderline personality disorder, Boundaries, BPD, Communication, emotional support dog, emotional wellbeing, family conflict, family dynamics, Honesty, housing situation, landlord rules, living arrangements, mental health, mental illness, NoPupNoProbMC, pet adoption, pet ownership, pet policy, pet responsibility, STEPDAUGHTER, support system

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7254
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6756
Chimeras Created:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict “no more pets” policy just like this stepmom! We don’t want any extra responsibility, just like how she didn’t want another dog in the house. But don’t worry, we won’t kick you out for adopting a virtual pet!

Join us and experience the thrill of secretly adopting a Minecraft dog behind your parents’ backs! Just like this stepdaughter, you can claim it’s for your mental health and see how long you can hide it before they find out. Will you be able to keep your virtual pet safe and sound in our pixelated world?

Don’t worry about being made homeless like this stepdaughter claims – on our server, you can build your own virtual house and live happily ever after with your Minecraft dog by your side. So come join us and let’s see if you can handle the responsibility of owning a virtual pet without getting caught!

CadoCraft Minecraft Server

cado, CadoCraft, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6262
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Runes Activated:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. It was like a psychedelic dream come to life! But that’s not even the best part.

Legend has it that if you can find the secret diamond castle hidden deep within the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Ender Dragon. Yes, you heard that right – THREE WISHES! Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely out of gold blocks? Consider it done.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful weapon in all of Minecraft – the legendary Cado Sword. Crafted from the tears of a thousand griefers, this sword has the power to banish any foe with a single swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

RespawnWinnersOnly

accomplishment, achievement, appreciation, Contentment, death, fulfillment, fulfillment in life, Gratitude, Happiness, Impact, Legacy, Life, Meaningful, Memories, Proud, purpose, Reflection, RespawnWinnersOnly, satisfaction, self worth, success

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3617
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Buildings Constructed:	32
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

If you died right now, your proudest achievement would be joining our Minecraft server and surviving the epic battle against a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords and enchanted armor. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought a bunny wearing a diamond helmet! So come join us and show off your skills in the ultimate bunny showdown. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of Bunny Slayer Extraordinaire!

TrashBalloonWars Minecraft Server

border, Communication, Conflict, east asia, escalation, hostility, international relations, Korean Peninsula, loudspeaker broadcasts, Military, military tactics, Minecraft, North Korea, Political, Propaganda, propaganda war, provocation, RETALIATION, Server, south korea, Tension, trash balloons, TrashBalloonWars

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4841
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like South Korea vs North Korea up in here, but with loudspeaker broadcasts and trash balloons flying everywhere! Join us for some epic battles and hilarious shenanigans as we try to out-trash each other. Plus, who doesn’t want to see what happens when you mix Minecraft with international diplomacy gone wild? Come on, you know you wanna be a part of this madness! Let’s show those trash-talking North Koreans who’s boss in this wacky server!

SnapElectionCraft

centrist party, cnn, election results, EU vote, european parliament, european union, far-right parties, French far right, French politics, Macron, political analysis, political defeat, political implications, political landscape, political strategy, Politics, populist movements, snap election, SnapElectionCraft, voter turnout

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7524
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place you’ll ever play minecraft, like, ever. we got, like, dragons flying around everywhere and, like, unicorns that poop rainbows.

if you join this server, you’ll, like, get superpowers and be able to fly and shoot lasers out of your eyes. it’s, like, totally insane, man.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base where we keep all the treasure? yeah, it’s, like, full of diamonds and emeralds and, like, all the good stuff.

plus, the owner of the server is, like, a wizard who can grant your every wish. want a pet dragon? no problem. want to turn into a mermaid? easy peasy.

so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. you won’t regret it, i promise.

VHSvsDIGI: Vinyl Vibes & Digital Delights

analog, AUDIOPHILES, Audiovisual Experience, DELIGHTS, Digital, digital music, digital video, digital vs analog, media formats, MODERN, Music (Industry), music lovers, Nostalgia, Preference, sound quality, Technology, technology debate, VHS tapes, VHSvsDIGI, VIBES, video quality, videophile, vintage, Vinyl

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8528
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s butt crack! We got pigs flyin’ like they on Red Bull, zombies breakdancin’ like MJ, and skeletons shootin’ arrows like Cupid on steroids!

If u join dis server, u gonna be livin’ the dream, buildin’ epic castles taller than Shaq, diggin’ mines deeper than yo ex’s grudges, and fightin’ dragons bigger than yo mama’s appetite for drama!

Forget ’bout them audiophiles and their vinyl, on dis server, we all ’bout them videophiles who prefer watchin’ VHS tapes on a potato quality screen! So grab yo pickaxe, saddle up yo pig, and come join the madness! Let’s get pixelated, baby!

TWOfiTWO server Minecraft

Anarchic, g.d., mad, Minecraft, New Belarusian, Private, Server, TWOfiTWO

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4225
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Mines Excavated:	4076
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

New Belarusian anarchic server without data, private, mad and g.d..

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MiddleSchoolMadness Minecraft Server

bleeding a lot, can’t find my wallet, cops talk to my parents, dad says he is not mad, fat piece of shit but not autistic, front teeth knocked off, give my wallet back, insurance, job gets me moving, last year of middleschool, lose weight in highschool, MiddleSchoolMadness, Minecraft, parents have to pay for tyrone hospital visit, punch him in the face, run home, Server, soccer kick his mouth, tyrone is known for stealing shit, tyrone never stole from me again, work my entire highschool

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5565
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate revenge fantasy experience! Have you ever wanted to take down your middle school bully in a virtual world? Well, now you can! Create your own character and unleash your fury on that pesky Tyrone who stole your wallet and made fun of you for being a “fat fuck”. Punch him in the face, soccer kick his mouth, and watch as his front teeth go flying! But be careful, make sure you know when to stop, unlike our protagonist here. And hey, who knows, maybe this virtual revenge will help you lose some weight too! Join now and let the virtual justice be served!

OopsCraft Minecraft Server

body image, body positivity, emotional growth, fat girl fetish, fetish development, fetish exploration, introspection, Minecraft, OopsCraft, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-exploration, self-identity, Server, sexual preferences, societal norms

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8595
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Magic Items Found:	7108
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	1620

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature that will blow your mind – fat girl fetish mode! That’s right, every player on our server is transformed into a chunky, curvy character that will make you question your own preferences.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where everything is bigger and better, just like our players’ thighs. Build extravagant structures with extra support beams to hold up all that extra weight, and watch out for creeper attacks that might just knock you off balance.

So come on, join us on this hilarious and slightly disturbing adventure, because who knows, you might just discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember to bring some extra snacks for those long gaming sessions, because on our server, we embrace the curves in all their glory.

FridgeFooleryCraft

consumer habits, customer behavior, food handling, Food Safety, food waste, FridgeFooleryCraft, grocery store behavior, grocery store etiquette, grocery store frustration, grocery store habits., grocery store pet peeves, inconsiderate behavior, random shelves, refrigerated items, retail behavior, retail pet peeves, shelf organization, shopping habits, store cleanliness, store etiquette

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8304
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly through the grocery store, only to find a carton of milk chilling in the cereal aisle? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the chaos of a world where refrigerated items are placed on random shelves for no apparent reason. Will you stumble upon a block of cheese in the flower section or a carton of eggs in the toy aisle? The possibilities are endless on our server! Embrace the madness and join us today for a truly unique gaming experience.

PhoneSlamCraft

advancement, Communication, convenience, Digital, disconnect, emotion, Frustration, Interaction, lost art, Memories, million pieces, MODERN, Nostalgia, Phone, PhoneSlamCraft, Picture, Ripping, satisfaction, slamming, Technology, Traditional

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4679
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE SATISFACTION OF SLAMMING YOUR PICKAXE DOWN AND RIPPING UP A CREEPER IN A MILLION PIECES!

WE HAVE A GIANT DIAMOND MOUNTAIN THAT SHOOTS OUT RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS, AND IF YOU MINE IT, YOU GET A FREE PONY!

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR CHICKENS LAY GOLDEN EGGS THAT TURN INTO REAL GOLD BARS!

PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS THROW THE BEST PARTIES AND YOU CAN DANCE WITH ENDER DRAGONS ALL NIGHT LONG!

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!