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NoPolitixMinecraft SMP

American politics, Censorship, Civil Discourse, community guidelines, community standards, controversial topics, current events, discussion, forum rules, freedom of speech, government policies, internet regulations, NoPolitixMinecraft, online forums, Online platforms, opinion sharing, political ban, political discourse, political opinions, public debate, smp, social media

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8974
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	289
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor for days, and a secret underground base filled with cakes and cookies. But wait, there’s more! Our server has a ban on American political topics because one time a creeper got elected as president and things got way too explosive. So if you wanna join in on the fun and chaos, come on over and let’s build some ridiculous structures and have a blast together! Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our blocks and cause drama. Let’s goooo! 🤪🎮🔥 #MinecraftMadness #NoPoliticsJustBlocks

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8113
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Mines Excavated:	1286	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5395
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	131	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Zombie Dances:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	350
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Buildings Constructed:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	353
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9208	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8611
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ores Mined:	1377
Dragon Scales Harvested:	283	Enchantments Applied:	60
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Villages Defended:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9363
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	393	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3184
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1272
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7944
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8875
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	272
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchantments Applied:	110
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.