NoPissOffCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoPissOffCraft

empowerment, equality, Female privilege, feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender disparity, gender inequality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, male privilege, Misogyny, NoPissOffCraft, patriarchal society, sexism, social justice, societal issues, societal norms, toxic masculinity, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1882
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Crops Grown:	4436	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2058	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Are you tired of being oppressed by female privilege in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, women don’t stand a chance! Join us and experience a world where you can finally own women again, no matter how tall, well-endowed, or manipulative you are. Our server is the ultimate safe space for all the incels out there who just want to dominate and conquer. So come on in and show those pesky women who’s boss! Just watch out for any feminist creepers trying to ruin your fun.

NinjaCraft Server: The Competent Gamers

action games, Competent, competent game, dead or alive, engaging storylines, game creators, game design, game developers, game development, game studio, Gamers, gaming excellence, gaming industry, High-quality graphics, innovative gameplay, Japanese developers, ninja gaiden, NinjaCraft, Server, skilled developers, successful franchises, TALENTED, team ninja, video games

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7705
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dimension Hops:	1

Are you tired of playing on servers where the players couldn’t ninja their way out of a paper bag? Well, look no further because our server is run by a team of ninjas who are actually skilled at Minecraft! They can build a castle faster than you can say “shuriken” and mine diamonds with their eyes closed.

Join our server for the chance to learn from the best of the best, hone your ninja skills, and maybe even discover your own hidden ninja talents. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground ninja village where players can test their agility and stealth in epic parkour challenges.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server run by ninja masters? Come join us and unleash your inner ninja!

SnowyPixel Minecraft Server

Adversity, athletic prowess, boxing, Competition, discrimination, Drama, fat white loser, great white hope, heavyweight champion, Minecraft, prejudice, race relations, racism, Redemption, Server, SnowyPixel, Social Issues, society, sports, Struggle, triumph, Underdog, white privilege

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3819
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gods Slained:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of being a skinny loser in Minecraft? Well, come join THE FAT WHITE LOSER server and embrace your inner chunkiness! Our server is filled with endless buffets of virtual food to chow down on, so you can finally achieve that perfect round shape you’ve always dreamed of.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Pig, a pig that can breakdance like nobody’s business. Rumor has it that if you can out-dance the Disco Pig, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted bacon strip.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Land of Llamas, where the llamas wear top hats and monocles and engage in sophisticated conversations about quantum physics. Who knew llamas were such intellectuals?

So what are you waiting for? Join THE FAT WHITE LOSER server today and let the madness begin!

PiratePlayzCraft

books, cartoons, children, children’s literature, DAUGHTER, high school mascot, Murderers, Pirate adventures, pirate characters, pirate culture, pirate entertainment, pirate fascination, pirate media, pirate stories, Pirate Theme, PiratePlayzCraft, Pirates, pirates for kids, Popular, thieves, tv shows

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3916
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	323	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got pirates, matey! Like, everywhere you look, there be pirates sailin’ the high seas and diggin’ for treasure. And get this, our server mascot is a freakin’ pirate too! Arrr!

But wait, there’s more! We got secret hidden islands with buried treasure, haunted pirate ships that you can explore, and even a giant kraken that you can battle for epic loot. And don’t even get me started on the pirate parties we throw every weekend, complete with grog and dancing!

So if you wanna join the craziest pirate-themed Minecraft server around, come aboard and set sail with us. Just watch out for those pesky parrots, they’re always up to no good. Arrr!

Nations in minecraft, where players build empires with swords and silly hats

Army, Army Battle, Branch of the guild, BUILD, bustling towns, Civilization, Civilization Simulation, Clan Artemis, Community, Discord, Empires, Events, Farming, Friends, guild, guild member, guildman, hats, Minecraft, Nations, Players, Prestige, PvP, Rich, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, silly, Swords, Towns

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Hello there! I’m here today to invite you to join us in an experience like no other. We play on a server that aims to simulate civilization in minecraft and we invite you to join us. Become part of an expansive guild, grow your power and influence or perhaps simply assist your guildmen in their own endeavors, building community and prestige. With enough effort here you can do anything you can imagine. Lead an army into battle, rule over bustling towns, create a branch of the guild, become rich, or perhaps retire to a simple life of farming with a small group of friends and simply enjoy the days as they come. We also host events regularly so I promise it won’t get boring for a while. If you’re even slightly interested, I highly recommend you join the discord! We can answer any questions you have there. Thank you for your time and interest and I hope to see you soon! Discord

Description

Hello there! I’m here today to invite you to join us in an experience like no other. We play on a server that aims to simulate civilization in minecraft and we invite you to join us. Become part of an expansive guild, grow your power and influence or perhaps simply assist your guildmen in their own endeavors, building community and prestige. With enough effort here you can do anything you can imagine. Lead an army into battle, rule over bustling towns, create a branch of the guild, become rich, or perhaps retire to a simple life of farming with a small group of friends and simply enjoy the days as they come. We also host events regularly so I promise it won’t get boring for a while. If you’re even slightly interested, I highly recommend you join the discord! We can answer any questions you have there. Thank you for your time and interest and I hope to see you soon! Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please click on the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions in the server.
Is there a specific theme or setting for the server?	Yes, the server aims to simulate civilization in minecraft, allowing players to become part of guilds, grow their power, and engage in various activities.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, the server hosts events regularly to keep the gameplay experience exciting and engaging for all players.
Can I just join the server and play casually?	Absolutely! Whether you want to actively participate in guild activities or simply enjoy a peaceful life of farming, there is room for all playstyles on the server.

/pol/raft Minecraft Server

Alt-Right, community engagement, conservative values, Cultural preservation, current events, ethnonationalism, free speech, identity politics, internet communities, Minecraft, nationalist movements, online activism, online forums, POL, political discussions, Politics, polraft, racial demographics, racial identity, Server, Social Issues, white nationalism, WHITE PRIDE

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6754
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Void Armor Forged:	29
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Yes, you heard that right!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.

Earthworm Jim’s Minecraft Server

Basic Information, Cellar Boxing, Check your broker, Citadel becomes insolvent, Current Trade Halts, Daily Reminder, DD Compilation, DRS Guide, DSPP, Earthworm, Earthworm Jim Edition, Failure to delivery, Gamestop hustle, GameStop Investor Site, gme, HF broker class action lawsuit, JIMS, Mandatory study time, Minecraft, Naked Short Selling, Quarterly Movements, Real-Time Trades, reddit DDs, Rugpulled, SEC 10-K Annual report FY23, SEC GME report, Server, Short Restrictions, sneed hedgies., Stag hunt, Systemic Risk, Temporary alliance, The Everything Short

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2025
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Farms Harvested:	114
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchantments Applied:	121

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Here, you’ll find daily reminders to mine those diamonds, mandatory study time on how to defeat the Ender Dragon, and a real-time trading system where you can trade your emeralds for epic loot.

But that’s not all! We have a special quest where you must team up with Reddit and a group of mysterious Jews to take down the evil Citadel boss who holds 60 trillion USD. And if you fail, the FDIC will swoop in as your insurance!

Don’t forget to avoid the DSPP dungeon, where evil hedge funds lurk, and always check your broker to make sure you’re not getting rugpulled. And remember, last time on /GME/, Sneed the hedgehog made a daring escape from the short sellers!

Join us on this wild adventure and let’s mine, craft, and conquer together!

WhiskyWife’s Escape Minecraft Server

Birthday, bottle label, Canada, chocolate bar, DAUGHTER, Escape, funny, Happy, hard hat, husband, idiot, mad, Minecraft, safeway, Server, side eye, smores, Sweater, tool box, Truck, whisky sticker, WhiskyWifes, Wife, YARD

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6851
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the label on the back of whisky bottles is used as fashion accessories! Join us for some hilarious fun as we peel off stickers and stick them in unexpected places – like on your wife’s sweater right over her boob!

But that’s not all – we have chocolate bar thieves, birthday celebrations, and plenty of side-eye action at the local Safeway. Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the madness. Who knew a whisky sticker could cause so much chaos? Join now and see for yourself!

CraftyClean Co.

apartment, app services, Appliances, building, Complaints, CraftyClean, DoorDash, dryers, English language, family, Friends, income, Instacart, LANDLORD, laundromat, laundry service, lease agreement, livelihood, neighbors, tenants, washers

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1396
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Void Armor Forged:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the washers and dryers are always in use – but not by pesky neighbors trying to make a quick buck! No, here we have a mysterious laundry queen who has turned our humble laundry room into a bustling business empire. Who needs diamonds when you can have freshly laundered clothes at the click of a button?

Join our server and witness the epic saga of the Laundry Lady, a non-English speaking entrepreneur who has taken the Minecraft world by storm with her laundry delivery service. Will she expand her empire to other virtual realms? Will she face off against the evil landlord who dares to question her methods? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server.

So come on down and experience the thrill of doing laundry in Minecraft like never before. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have dirty socks and fabric softener? Join now and be a part of the most bizarre and hilarious server you’ll ever encounter. And remember, don’t be a Karen – embrace the chaos and let the laundry madness begin!

HatecraftTeacherGone

controversial, Curiosity, Disappearance, Disliked, education, gossip, HatecraftTeacherGone, History, investigation, Memories, missing, Mystery, past, Rumors, scandal, School, Staff, Students, Teacher, unpopular, unresolved

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9588
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Buildings Constructed:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of dealing with that one teacher everyone hated in school? Well, come join our Minecraft server and find out what really happened to them! Rumor has it they were last seen getting chased by a pack of creepers and skeletons in our virtual world. Will you be the one to uncover the truth and save them, or will you join forces with the mobs and take them down once and for all? Join now for a chance to rewrite history and have some laughs along the way!

SloveniaCraft420

adult-use, approve, ballot, Cannabis, decision, drug policy, european union, law, legalization, legislation, Marijuana, Measure, Pot, public opinion, recreational, referendum, slovenia, SloveniaCraft420, social change, voters, Weed

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2302
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
New Chunks Explored:	611727	Gods Slained:	1
Ores Mined:	9390	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Emeralds Found:	1673	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the grass is made of weed and the trees are giant joints? well, do i have the server for you! we just got approved for adult-use cannabis legalization in slovenia, so you know this server is gonna be lit AF!

imagine mining for diamonds while smoking a fat blunt, or building a house out of giant marijuana leaves. plus, our pvp battles are next level when everyone is high as a kite. trust me, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

so come join us on the dankest server in slovenia and get ready to blaze it up while you craft and build with your fellow stoners. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get high on minecraft!