NoPissOffCraft Minecraft Servers

NoPissOffCraft Minecraft Servers

  • NoPissOffCraft

    NoPissOffCraft
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 3610
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Runes Activated: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 274
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 326 Legendary Scepters Created: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being oppressed by female privilege in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, women don’t stand a chance! Join us and experience a world where you can finally own women again, no matter how tall, well-endowed, or manipulative you are. Our server is the ultimate safe space for all the incels out there who just want to dominate and conquer. So come on in and show those pesky women who’s boss! Just watch out for any feminist creepers trying to ruin your fun.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBanter – Minecraft SMP

    BlockyBanter – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 1919
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Falling into the Void: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Are you tired of the same old peaceful servers where you can build in peace? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s urban warfare edition! That’s right, you’ll have to fight off mobs and other players while trying to survive in the city.

    But wait, there’s more! Our DLC is so worth it that you’ll be laughing all the way to the creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on the book – it’s a meme, but in the best way possible.

    Want to bring Dwarf Fortress into the mix? Sorry, not welcome here. We have enough chaos as it is!

    Looking to boost your performance? Just download Performance Fish and Rocketman mods and you’ll never look back. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even encounter a diamond-encrusted chicken riding a pig into battle. The possibilities are endless!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoParentsAllowedFuneral

    NoParentsAllowedFuneral
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 3540
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Gods Slained: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your troubles? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (in a good way, we promise).

    Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about your aunt’s passing (seriously, who needs a funeral when you can be building epic structures in Minecraft?). Plus, we have so many VHS tapes to watch with your virtual friends – Ben Hur, Heidi, Marco, you name it!

    And get this – our server is so crazy, even your boyfriend’s parents will want to join in on the fun. Who cares if they’ve never met your parents before? It’s a party in Minecraft, baby!

    So come on down to our server and leave all your worries behind. We promise you’ll have a blast – and hey, you might even forget all about that funeral stuff. Join us now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SportySMPMaster: Minecraft SMP

    SportySMPMaster: Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 9276
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 68 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Endless Night Skies: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to become the ultimate sports champion without breaking a sweat! Imagine effortlessly dominating in every sport imaginable, from soccer to underwater basket weaving. Our server has magical powers that will turn you into a sports prodigy overnight. Say goodbye to boring practices and hello to instant greatness! So come join us and show off your newfound athletic prowess in the most ridiculous ways possible.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockBusterCraft

    BlockBusterCraft
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 8070
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Dragon Scales Harvested: 304
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Villages Defended: 14 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 37 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you want to avoid the disastrous consequences of not having enough block-building in your life!

    Imagine a world where not placing enough blocks leads to a catastrophic shortage of pixelated pigs. That’s the reality you’ll face if you don’t join our server and start crafting like your virtual life depends on it.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of block-obsessed villagers who will stop at nothing to recruit new members. Will you be the next chosen one to join their ranks and unlock the hidden powers of the legendary Diamond Pickaxe?

    Don’t risk the wrath of the pixelated pig shortage or miss out on the chance to become a block-building legend. Join our Minecraft server now and start crafting your way to virtual greatness!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ApexBillionaire’sOopsie

    ApexBillionaire’sOopsie
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 2293
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da UK government wants in on da action! dey accidentally leaked da email of da fifth-richest man in da world cuz dey were tryna get on dis server so bad. imagine da chaos, da drama, da thrill of playin on a server dat even da big shots wanna be a part of. so come on, join us and be a part of dis wild ride. who knows, maybe u’ll be da next one leakin emails and causin a stir.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The-Farm MC

    The-Farm MC
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 5988
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Magic Items Found: 8591 Dragon Eggs Found: 1626
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to The Farm MC!

    Embark on the ultimate Skyblock adventure where your survival skills are put to the test! Stranded on a tiny island in the sky with limited resources, you must think creatively and work diligently to thrive. Whether you’re a seasoned Skyblock pro or just starting out, we have features for all levels of experience.

    thefarm-mc.xyz

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChillCraft – Our pets have jobs and love McMMO! Drama-free server with a supportive community.

    ChillCraft – Our pets have jobs and love McMMO! Drama-free server with a supportive community.
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 9101
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Star Shards Collected: 145
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    CasualCraft Minecraft Server

    Server IP 103.152.196.66
    Features Classic survival with RPG elements, two unique worlds, leaderboards, gear grinding, enchanting, mounts, pets, custom crafting

    What makes CasualCraft special?

    RPG World: Dive into our custom RPG world filled with quests, dangerous mobs, and powerful rewards. No item drop rule.

    Survival World: Gather resources, grind for gear, hone enchantments. Challenge yourself before entering the RPG world.

    Gear Grinding and Enchanting: Optimize your setup, use Enchanter NPC for best enchants, become unstoppable.

    Leaderboards: Compete for top spot in various leaderboards like Baltop and McMMO Top.

    Mounts, Pets, and Custom Crafting: Unlock mounts, collect pets, discover unique crafting recipes.

    Whether conquering Survival or exploring RPG world, CasualCraft offers diverse gameplay options.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is PvP allowed on CasualCraft? No, we focus on cooperative gameplay and do not allow PvP.
    Are there any age restrictions on the server? While we are mostly adults, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our rules.
    How can I join the server? Simply connect to the server IP listed above using your Minecraft client.
    Is cheating tolerated on CasualCraft? No, we have zero tolerance for cheaters and maintain a fair gaming environment.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Sonic Craft – Minecraft Server

    Sonic Craft – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 6312
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Villages Defended: 11 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Sonic the Hedgehog General Minecraft server! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from official trailers to insane crossover miniseries with DC.

    Looking for a place to chat about Sonic x Shadow Generations and speculate on the release dates like it’s the end of the world? Look no further, we got you covered.

    And don’t forget about our exclusive Sonic Rumble event, where you can battle it out with other players in epic showdowns.

    Join now for a chance to explore our Pixel World filled with Sonic-themed creations and unleash your inner Sonic fanboy/girl. Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement, join us today!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Hangry Minecraft SMP

    Hangry Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 9009
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Magic Items Found: 8457 Epic Quests Completed: 18
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3066 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Farms Harvested: 597

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server has a magical enchantment that makes your coding skills skyrocket when you’re hungry! That’s right, forget about those pesky hunger pangs because they will actually make you a coding genius!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken named Sir Clucksalot who can grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast world of Minecraft. And rumor has it that one of those wishes is unlimited diamonds! Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a chicken in a coop, am I right?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where hunger equals coding prowess and chickens hold the key to unlimited riches. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BroBILdoxxedMe Minecraft Server

    BroBILdoxxedMe Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 6406
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 14 Players Killed by Monsters: 3997
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the creepers can’t blow up your personal information like Bob did to this poor soul! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the moment Bob called our player on their personal number.

    On our server, you’ll never have to worry about your brother-in-law Jake leaking your info to the competition. Instead, you’ll be too busy dodging virtual arrows and building epic structures to even think about real-life drama.

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of facing off against bosses like Bob in a virtual world, all while crafting your own destiny? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret office number hidden in a dungeon somewhere.

    Don’t let Bob get you down, join our Minecraft server today and let the adventures begin!

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