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NopeNotTodayMC SMP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8754
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Animals Bred:	51
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of getting hit on by creepers in the world of online dating? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape from all those cringeworthy pick-up lines! Join us and build your way to love and friendship in a world where the only shots being fired are from skeletons and not from desperate daters. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are swiping right! So come on, join us and let’s craft our way to a happily ever after… or at least until the next creeper blows us up!

Chill Nordic Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9153
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a stack of cobblestone? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of wolves in the Nordic forests!

Join us for epic battles against giant snow golems, where the winner gets a crown made of diamonds and the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for a week! Our PvP arena is so intense, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face.

But that’s not all! We have hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted gear and rare items scattered throughout our custom-built Nordic villages. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary Viking helmet, you’ll gain the power to control lightning bolts with a snap of your fingers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on a quest to become the ultimate Viking warrior of the Minecraft world! Just be sure to watch out for the mischievous trolls hiding under our bridges – they love to steal your loot and leave behind a trail of exploding TNT. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s nordics!

Mid Tyson’s Minecraft SMP Truth

athlete, boxing, Celebrity, Champion, COMEBACK, controversy, Defeat, Downfall, Evidence, Fight, Humiliation, knockout, Legacy, legend, mid, mid-tier, MIKE TYSON, Minecraft, Redemption, rich youtuber, smp, sports, Truth, Tysons

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6204
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Void Armor Forged:	23
Dimension Hops:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of getting humiliated by rich YouTubers on other servers? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee that will never happen! Our server is so exclusive that even the Ender Dragon has to wait in line to get in. Plus, rumor has it that our diamonds are so shiny they blind anyone who looks at them. So come join us and experience the most epic adventures, the craziest builds, and the most ridiculous shenanigans you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history!

AniMine server Minecraft

24/7, Anime, AniMine, atmosphere, classic, Friendly, Hardcore, Minecraft, No Lags, Players, responsive administration, Server, Theme

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6774
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	6463	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Minecraft 1.11.2 server with an anime theme, classic atmosphere, hardcore and friendly players. No lags, 24/7 and responsive administration. Come in, we are waiting for you!)

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Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9724
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Farms Harvested:	303	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a chance to witness the legendary streamer who always seems like she’s on the brink of a sexual awakening during her solo streams. Rumor has it that she’s actually using her drawing streams as a cover-up for her secret passion for…well, let’s just say she’s not just building houses in Minecraft if you catch our drift.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s acceptable in the Minecraft community, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared to witness some seriously questionable behavior and maybe even pick up a few new techniques for your own solo streams…if you dare.

The name could be: “Bit Smoke Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6436
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	672283	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Dragon Scales Harvested:	109	Enchantments Applied:	62
Mines Excavated:	2716	Star Shards Collected:	55

Welcome to Grove Street, Home of the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. You’ll never see llamas with this kind of skill anywhere else!

2. We have a secret underground base where we host llama dance parties every Saturday night. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on seeing llamas break it down on the dance floor.

3. Our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs who shoot lasers out of their eyes. Don’t worry, they only use their powers for good (and to protect our precious diamond stash).

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the world of Grove Street. Will you be the lucky player to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join Grove Street today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of! Just be prepared to dodge llama spit and pig lasers along the way.

694751581 Anonymous Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8809
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Holy Grails Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	6849
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Void Armor Forged:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will protect you from any creepers or griefers that come your way. Trust me, you’ve never felt safer in a virtual world.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance your heart out with skeletons and zombies who have some killer moves.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

4. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with fire-breathing dragons and lava waterfalls. It’s the ultimate adrenaline rush!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Depravity of the Japanese Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6300
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2726	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1901	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Our server is filled with crazy characters and even crazier builds. Want to see a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds? We’ve got it. How about a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? Yep, we’ve got that too. And don’t even get us started on the underground bunker filled with secret treasures and traps (watch out for the exploding chickens!).

But the real reason you should join our server? The Japanese depravity kino nights. Every Saturday, we gather around a virtual campfire and watch the most outrageous and depraved Japanese films you’ve ever seen. From tentacle monsters to schoolgirl assassins, we’ve got it all. So come join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the builds are the players themselves.

Lost in Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4445
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Love Letters Sent:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the treasure was cursed and unleashed a horde of zombie chickens upon the land! It was chaos, but oh so hilarious.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom of bacon-loving minions. Join forces with him and conquer the land, or challenge him to a bacon-eating contest for ultimate bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen!

Hunt er X Mine craft SMP

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3792
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

Our server is home to the angriest player you’ll ever meet – and trust us, you do NOT want to get on her bad side. Legend has it that she once turned an entire village into a giant lava pit just because someone stole her diamonds. But hey, at least it made for some pretty epic screenshots!

If you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected, then look no further. Join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world. Just be prepared for anything – and we mean ANYTHING – to happen. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server!

Death Reaper

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	853
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Runes Activated:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Op Factions: Conquer the realm of factions! Build your forces, seize territories, and clash with rivals in a quest for dominance. With robust economies and unique features, Op Factions delivers endless gameplay excitement.

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Join Us Today at play.DeathReaper.org and Embark on Your Epic Journey!

SERVER VERSION 1.8.8v

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