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CraftyCanuckWars

ARMS, arms trade, Canada, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCanuckWars, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international law, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military intervention, military support, Ottawa, political decision, Russian territory, Ukraine, weapons supply

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4522
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	104	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

so like, you know how in Minecraft you can like, totally use all these crazy weapons to fight off mobs and stuff? well, imagine if you could use those weapons in real life! like, Ottawa just confirmed that Ukraine can use Canada-supplied arms on Russian territory!

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of using real-life weapons in a virtual world! Fight off creepers and skeletons with actual guns and missiles!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle evil wizards! Plus, every player gets a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its horn!

So come join our server and experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

ShroomCraft OCD Cure

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain chemistry, clinical control, cognitive behavior, cure, depression, hallucinogen, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, obsessive-compulsive disorder, OCD, psilocybin, psychedelic, psychiatric disorders, serotonin, ShroomCraft, therapeutic use, Therapy, therapy option, Treatment

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Farms Harvested:	750
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Potions Brewed:	177

LOL U WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PSYCHEDELIC MUSHROOMS THAT WILL MAKE U SEE CREEPERS AS FRIENDLY PUPPIES! OUR PLAYERS WHO HAVE OCD SAY THAT AFTER A FEW DOSES OF OUR SPECIAL SHROOMS, THEY NO LONGER FEEL THE URGE TO ORGANIZE THEIR INVENTORY 100 TIMES A DAY! JOIN US FOR A TRIP LIKE NO OTHER, WHERE U CAN BUILD PIXELATED CASTLES WHILE TRIPPING BALLS! #MINECRAFTMADNESS #PSYCHEDELICPLAYERS #CREEPERPUPPIES

Melio SMP: Where diamonds are the new currency, just don’t forget your pickaxe! Version 1.21.

apply, Asia timezones, Builder, Community, Currency, Custom World Generation, diamonds, Discord, dont, Economy, EU, Events, Explorer, forget, INCLUSIVE, Longevity, Market District, Melio, NA, Pickaxe, playing together, rules, sea, smp, technical player, TerraformGenerator, Trust System, Version

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6338
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Magic Items Found:	7220	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Server Name	Melios SMP
Version	Java 1.21
Plugins	Minimal plugins
Focus	Community-oriented SMP
Launch Date	4 months ago
Custom World Generation	TerraformGenerator

Overview:

Join Melios SMP, a whitelisted Java 1.21 server with minimal plugins and a focus on building a chill community. Enjoy a diamond-based economy, vanilla experience with no teleportation or plugins like McMMO, events, and custom world generation. Build, explore, and play together in this community-centered server.

FAQ:

How can I apply to join the server?: You can apply through our Discord server at https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t
Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?: Our rules are kept brief as we operate on a trust system. We focus on playing together and growing the community, so be respectful and inclusive in your interactions.
What timezones do the server events typically revolve around?: Our server events usually revolve around Asia timezones, such as UTC/GMT afternoons. However, players from all origins are welcome to join.
Do you have any specific focus areas for players?: Whether you’re a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of playstyles, you’re welcome on Melios SMP. Our goal is to foster a diverse and inclusive community.

SlavCraft Minecraft Server

Community, Country, culture, customs, eastern europe, eastern european, ethnicity, folklore, heritage, History, humor, Identity, Lifestyle, long tail, Minecraft, Nationality, pride, Server, Slav, SlavCraft, slavic, Stereotypes, Traditions

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9417
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Animals Bred:	143	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old basic houses? Well, come join our server where we have a whole community of slavs building epic squatting houses and drinking vodka by the pixelated fire!

Join us for epic slav dance parties where we break out into spontaneous squatting competitions and see who can drink the most virtual vodka shots without falling over (in the game, of course).

And if that’s not enough, we even have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the creepers and zombies while blasting hardbass music on full volume.

So come join us on our server, where the tracksuit is the official uniform and the only rule is to have a good time, comrade!

Minecraft SMP: NineNoNoNoNoNo

denial, exasperation, Frustration, German, long tail tag, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, Nein, Nine, NineNoNoNoNoNo, no, repeated words, Repetition, smp

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4930
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	5593
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the Minecraft world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you enter.

3. The server currency is not emeralds or gold, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN.

4. Every full moon, a giant zombie pigman named Bobo emerges from the depths of the server and challenges players to a game of hide-and-seek. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. If you lose…well, let’s just say Bobo has a taste for human flesh.

So come join Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN if you dare, and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other Minecraft server out there!

RudeCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, Counselor, dementia care home, Dismissive, emotional, family, generational gap, GRANDPA, helpful stranger, kind stranger, Minecraft, Necessities, overstepped, overthinking, Rude, RudeCraft, Server, shopping, side eye, SNACKS, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1632
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Farms Harvested:	908	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	33
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

So, like, picture this: you’re just minding your own business in the grocery store, feeling all emotional about leaving your grandpa at a dementia care home. And then out of nowhere, this teen counselor lady approaches you and tries to give you her card. Like, hello, we’re in our 20’s, we don’t need teen counseling, Karen!

But wait, it gets better. As you’re checking out, this old dude behind you starts apologizing for your “rude behavior” and goes on a whole rant about how disrespectful the younger generation is. Like, excuse me, sir, but we’re just trying to buy some snacks for our grandpa, not start a generational war.

Join our Minecraft server for a break from the real world drama and come hang out with a community that understands the struggle of dealing with judgmental strangers in the grocery store. Plus, we have virtual snacks that won’t judge you for being sassy to teen counselors. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

KidzGoneWildMC

annoyance, buskers, child performers, Complaints, courage, Customers, family friendly, Feedback, KidzGoneWildMC, music festival, organizers, outdoor event, Performers, Professionalism, refunds, Sales, Special Events, Summer event, talent, Vendors, wages

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6902
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs fly. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible! Build your dream castle, explore mysterious dungeons, and battle epic bosses with your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most terrible performers in all of Minecraft. Picture this: two kids, under 12, belting out tunes that will make your ears bleed. It’s so bad, it’s actually hilarious. You won’t believe your ears when you hear them sing!

Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join our server today! Just be prepared for the musical mayhem that awaits you.

HabitCraft SMP: Daily Wins!

Consistency, Daily, daily routine, exercise routine, goal-setting, gratitude practice, HabitCraft, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, journaling, life improvement, meditation, mindfulness, personal growth, positive changes, positive mindset, productivity, self improvement, self-care, simple habits, smp, Stress Management, Time management, Wins

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4115
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Towns Built:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the life-changing habit of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks! Not only will you flex your creative muscles, but you’ll also attract all the mobs to worship you as their new diamond overlord. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a big enough statue, you’ll unlock secret powers like the ability to fly or shoot lasers from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the most powerful player on the server!

ForeverYoungCraft

age-defying, ageless beauty, ageless skin, aging gracefully, anti-aging, beauty secrets, ForeverYoungCraft, genetics, healthy lifestyle, looking younger, natural remedies, Skincare Routine, staying young, younger looking, youthful aging, youthful appearance, youthful appearance tips, youthful complexion, youthful genes, youthful glow, youthful skin

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2292
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	2877	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Are you tired of being mistaken for a baby in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about being called a toddler again! Our magical world has age-reversing potions that will make you look like a Minecraft pro in no time. Say goodbye to being asked if you need a babysitter while playing, and hello to being the coolest kid on the block! Join now and start looking your age (or at least closer to it)!

FossilFuelMDs Minecraft Server

air pollution, cardiovascular diseases, climate change, DOCTORS, environmental health, environmental impact, fossil fuel pollution, Fossil Fuels, FossilFuelMDs, global warming, health crisis, health risks, health warnings, Healthcare, healthcare professionals, medical professionals, Minecraft, Pollution, pollution control, pollution effects, public health, respiratory diseases, Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8027
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	3517	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Villages Defended:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Emeralds Found:	6303	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT THOUSANDS OF DOCTORS SOUNDING DA ALARM ON HEALTH RISKS LINKED TO FOSSIL FUEL POLLUTION. YEAH, U HEARD RIGHT, DOCTORS IN MINECRAFT! DEY BE LIKE “OH NO, DA CREEPERS BE POLLUTIN’ DA AIR, WE NEED TO SAVE DA VILLAGERS!” SO JOIN US AND HELP SAVE DA BLOCKY WORLD FROM POLLUTION AND SAVE LIVES! PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO WILL TRADE U FOR TREASURE MAPS TO RARE LOOT! HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE HEROBRI- I MEAN, BEFORE THE POLLUTION TAKES OVER! #SAVETHEBLOCKS #DOCTORSINMINECRAFT