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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 4568 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Towns Built: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about your aunt’s passing (seriously, who needs a funeral when you can be building epic structures in Minecraft?). Plus, we have so many VHS tapes to watch with your virtual friends – Ben Hur, Heidi, Marco, you name it!
And get this – our server is so crazy, even your boyfriend’s parents will want to join in on the fun. Who cares if they’ve never met your parents before? It’s a party in Minecraft, baby!
So come on down to our server and leave all your worries behind. We promise you’ll have a blast – and hey, you might even forget all about that funeral stuff. Join us now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!