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Oh noooo Minecraft SMP

Disappointment, trending, Oh No!, social media, Sadness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you three wishes! Want a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Done. Need a house made entirely out of cake? Consider it built.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the land of exploding chickens and breakdancing llamas!

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Anime-Free Zone: NOOOO anime is BAD!!! LOL

noooo, chuds, really, Animu, bad

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the true dangers of anime? Well, look no further because our server is anime-free zone! We don’t want any weebs ruining the fun with their kawaii nonsense.

Join us and experience a world where you can build and explore without the threat of anime creeping in. Our server is protected by a magical anti-anime forcefield that keeps all those waifus and body pillows at bay.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join us and witness the most epic llama dance party you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to anime and hello to llamas!

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Crafty LOLz: Noob Saar Adventures

Saar, noooo, culture, lolz, Cross-cultural

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the craziness never stops!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have ASIAN players who will blow your mind with their insane builds and epic battles!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our players are so skilled, they can take down a whole army of creepers with just a single punch!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players built a giant rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and back. It’s like a theme park on steroids!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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CraftyADHub: Disulfide & NAD+

Diagnosis, cognitive decline, Nicotinamide Adenine Dinucleotide, Ad, research

so like, u know how u always tryna find a server that’s like, totally lit and has all the crazy stuff u never knew u needed in minecraft? well guess what, this server is like, the bomb dot com. we got all the latest research on hub genes for disulfide levels and NAD+ metabolism, like who even knew that was a thing in minecraft, amirite? but yeah, if u wanna diagnose and treat ur virtual alzheimer’s disease, this is the place to be. join now for a wild ride through the world of minecraft science, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude.

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SimplyMine Minecraft Server

Community, Donations, Events, Pirated Version, interview

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1 – Don’t grief, because we want to create a friendly project.

2 – Be adequate and punctual.

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Hello! Have you been looking for a tube server for survival for a long time?

Then you should come to us!

Why choose our server? Here’s why our server is better than the others:

➤A warm and pleasant atmosphere for the game

➤The server opened just recently!

➤Honest and kind players.

➤Fast technical support and responsive administration.

➤events are held

➤no griefers

➤no donations and pop-up messages on the entire screen (you can only deposit money if you wish, and it will not affect the gameplay)

➤no privates

➤Wide possibilities

➤Only the most necessary plugins

➤You can play with a pirated version➤good paid hosting

➤server works 24/7

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We are waiting for you at SimplyMine!

Version: 1.16.5

IP: To get an IP and add the server to the whitelist, you need to pass an interview (contact Ayanami Rei #8670.)

m7.joinserver.ru:25651

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ForgottenCraft Minecraft Server

game reception, bad game, game review, Minecraft, forgotten game

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that all look the same? Well, look no further because our server is inspired by the legendary artists Giger and Beksinski! Join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience where you can build your own twisted creations that would make even these artists proud.

But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghosts of long-forgotten gamers who couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server. Will you be brave enough to face the spooky challenges they throw your way?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground labyrinth filled with rare treasures waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen in the world of Minecraft.

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WrestleCraft Minecraft Server

Fake, wrestling history, Server, Sports Entertainment, Minecraft

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just too…real? Well, come join our server where we take things to a whole new level of craziness!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of pro wrestlers dressed in full costume come charging at you, ready to battle it out in the ring (or in this case, the Minecraft world).

But wait, it gets even better! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who have mastered the art of parkour. They challenge players to epic llama races across treacherous terrain, with the winner receiving a golden carrot as a prize.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on the server that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs.

So, if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, come join us and prepare for the wildest adventure of your virtual life!

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FanFrenzyCraft

home care, mother-in-law, stitches, family dynamics, fan usage

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. Need a reason to join? Well, how about the fact that we have cookies that will make your milk come in faster than a redstone contraption? Just be careful, some of them might have explosive effects!

But wait, there’s more! We also offer a special brown sugar buffet that promises to help with your post-partum bowel movements…or maybe just cause a wild ride on the porcelain throne. And don’t forget about our signature mother’s milk tea, guaranteed to give you a boost of energy…or maybe just a trip to the ER if you’re allergic to thistle.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server also comes with a free MIL (Mother-in-Law) feature! Watch as she dispenses questionable medical advice and disappears when you need her the most. But don’t worry, you can always apologize to her to make her come back…because who doesn’t want more chaos in their life?

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server out there, where every block placed is a wild adventure waiting to happen. Just remember to keep your cool, even if your fever is at 106F!

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RussianSchoolsNoMore

national identity, RussianSchoolsNoMore, linguistic diversity, CONVERTING, eastern europe

come join our minecraft server where we convert all languages to minecraft speak! we have the best builders who can turn russian into latvian with just a flick of a block! our court of minecraft experts will uphold the law of converting all languages to latvian, even if it doesn’t make sense! join us for a wild ride of language conversion and building madness! who needs russian when you can speak minecraft? join now for a chaotic adventure!

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GhostlyGigglesMC

humor, tags, Entertainment, past relatives, television

join our epic minecraft server where the laugh tracks are actually from dead people! imagine hearing your great aunt Mildred cackling in the background as you build your pixelated empire. who knows, maybe one day it’ll be you laughing from beyond the grave! come for the laughs, stay for the spooky vibes. trust us, it’s a hauntingly good time.

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