Oh noooo Minecraft SMP

Despair, Disappointment, dramatic, exaggerated, exasperation, Expression, Frustration, funny, humor, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, negative emotions, noooo, Oh No!, Oh noooo, reaction, Sadness, smp, social media, trending, Upset, viral

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1174
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Crops Grown:	5036	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you three wishes! Want a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Done. Need a house made entirely out of cake? Consider it built.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the land of exploding chickens and breakdancing llamas!

Anime-Free Zone: NOOOO anime is BAD!!! LOL

Anime, Animefree, Animu, bad, chuds, even doe, lol, noooo, really, Websites, Zone

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5103
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6071
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Farms Harvested:	524
Divine Spears Created:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the true dangers of anime? Well, look no further because our server is anime-free zone! We don’t want any weebs ruining the fun with their kawaii nonsense.

Join us and experience a world where you can build and explore without the threat of anime creeping in. Our server is protected by a magical anti-anime forcefield that keeps all those waifus and body pillows at bay.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join us and witness the most epic llama dance party you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to anime and hello to llamas!

Crafty LOLz: Noob Saar Adventures

Adventures, asian, Awareness, Communication, continent, Crafty, Cross-cultural, culture, dialogue, Diversity, education, ethnicity, Global, lolz, misunderstanding, noob, noooo, perspective, Saar, Sir, Stereotypes, understand, Unity

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8624
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Farms Harvested:	772	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the craziness never stops!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have ASIAN players who will blow your mind with their insane builds and epic battles!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our players are so skilled, they can take down a whole army of creepers with just a single punch!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players built a giant rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and back. It’s like a theme park on steroids!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

aew, Entertainment, Gaytch, gorillion, Impressive.., mastermind, Minecraft, multi year extension, Netflix streaming, Network, non-exclusivity deal, PEACOCK, phaseout, PPVs, Profitability, Revenue, shock, Silence, smp, third hour, Truth, Victory, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8087
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9546	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Dimension Hops:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server

A-type students, backyard, big house, college-aged girls, Community, competitive swimmers, Friendly, Gate, key, Minecraft, Neighborhood, parents, playboy mansion, Pool, practice swimming, retired, Routine, semi-rural area, Server, South, teacher friend, teenage neighbors, TeenPoolParty, Tinder

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7465
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Alien Abductions:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4381
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server where you can swim with competitive 14-year-old girls in a virtual pool! Don’t worry, their parents are totally cool with it. Plus, we have a special “Tinder” feature where you can meet virtual dates who may or may not judge you for your questionable pool companions. Come join the fun and see why we’re the most scandalous Minecraft server around!

SnoozeCraft: No Room for Night Owls

adult siblings, Boundaries, communication problems, compromise, Conflict Resolution, family drama, financial strain, guest etiquette, living arrangements, night, noise complaints, OWLS, personal space, Respect, room, roommate issues, self-care, sibling relationships, sleep schedule, SnoozeCraft, Support, temporary housing, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4569
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Votes:	7328	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing just like a potion in a cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family situation!

🎮 Need a break from real-life family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from obnoxious sisters and their loud boyfriends. No noise-cancelling headphones required here, just good old-fashioned peace and quiet (unless a creeper sneaks up on you, that is).

🤪 Dive into a world where kicking out unruly guests is as easy as mining for diamonds. Who needs family therapy when you can just ban them from your virtual realm? It’s all fun and games until someone starts calling their friends and family to complain about being kicked out of the server!

🌟 So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night building epic structures and battling mobs? Just remember, in our world, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. 😉

NoInternetNights Minecraft SMP

activities, Board Games, Crafts, dreaming, Entertainment, going out, hobbies, Listening to music, long tail tag: “life before the internet”, Minecraft, NoInternetNights, Nostalgia, playing games, pre-internet, Puzzles, reading, Sleeping, smp, socializing, Stargazing, talking on the phone, watching TV, Writing

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Imagine a world without internet… shudders But fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the dark abyss of boredom! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Legend has it that these llamas once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but their spit and sheer determination. So if you want to learn from the best, join us and witness the greatness of the llama overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress the chickens with your sick dance moves, they will grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community you’ll ever encounter. Who needs internet when you have llamas and dancing chickens to keep you entertained?

BlockbusterSteve

all time, Beloved, BlockbusterSteve, character study, Cinema, Cinematic, classic, favorite movie character, fictional, film, Hero, heroine, iconic, Legendary, memorable, most loved, Protagonist, silver screen, Timeless, top choice, unforgettable

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2762
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Star Shards Collected:	208	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for movie buffs and gamers alike!

Join us and embark on epic quests inspired by your favorite movie characters. Want to team up with Iron Man to defeat the Ender Dragon? Done. How about building a replica of Hogwarts with Harry Potter? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive events where you can battle it out in Hunger Games-style arenas or participate in dance-offs with the Avengers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a world where Nicolas Cage is the ruler and everything is made of cheese.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your wildest movie fantasies come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Blowin’ Flagz Server

BLOWIN, culture, depiction, flag design, flag history, flag imagery, flag meaning, flag movement, flag portrayal, flag representation, flag symbolism, Flags, Flagz, Media, motionless, national, patriotism, representation, Server, Symbolism, symbolism in media, Visual, WIND

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7792
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Love Letters Sent:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191

come join our epic minecraft server where the flags actually MOVE and DANCE like they’re at a rave party! you’ll never see anything like it, it’s like a flag parade 24/7! plus, our sheep wear sunglasses and ride around on pigs like they’re in a wild west showdown. it’s a hoot and a half, i tell ya! oh, and did i mention the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who can do backflips and karate chops? it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, you gotta see it to believe it! so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life!

The Not-So-Greatlands: Where Mods and Roleplay Collide!

16+, bedrock, collide, content creators, Discord, fantasy world, floating sky kingdoms, Gaming Community, Goddesses, Gods, immersive survival gameplay, Kingdoms, Labyrinth game mode, Modded, Mods, Monsters, mystical creatures, NOT ORGINS BUT KINDA LOL, NotSoGreatlands, ongoing community, pandemic community, role-playing experience., Roleplay, server port, shape shifting, The Greatlands Server, whitelist server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9919
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Buildings Constructed:	43
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5

The Greatlands Server

Server Type	BEDROCK
Theme	NOT ORGINS BUT KINDA LOL
Server Status	WHITELIST SERVER

Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

What Do We Offer?

Role-playing experience
Immersive survival gameplay
Labyrinth game mode

A Little Bit About Us!

This project we created by many different creators worldwide more than 3 years ago has become bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded back during the pandemic The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since bringing in many players yearly! Our content and community teams push the limits of Minecraft while still keeping the simplicity and “at home” feeling.

How Do I Join?

Must join Discord to receive server port! Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join without being whitelisted?	No, this is a whitelisted server. You must join the Discord and get whitelisted to join.
What is the server theme?	The server theme is a fantasy world rich with lore and mystical creatures.
How long has the server been active?	The server has been active for more than 3 years.
Is there a special game mode on the server?	Yes, the server offers a Labyrinth game mode that provides a unique gameplay experience.

Ocarina of Time Minecraft Server

3d, Action-Adventure, Adventure, classic, FANTASY, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, iconic, influential, legend of zelda, Masterpiece, Minecraft, Nintendo, Nostalgia, Ocarina, Ocarina of Time, role-playing game, Server, Time, Timeless, Underrated, video games, virtual world

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	949
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Gods Slained:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	485	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where Ocarina of Time is considered underrated – that’s right, underrated!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret dungeon filled with dancing chickens who dropped diamonds instead of eggs. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive Disco Creeper who explodes in a shower of glitter and confetti. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back again.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just discover that Ocarina of Time is the most overrated game of all time!

No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP

Benchmark, cocktail party, Copycats, creative accounting, honest work, Investors, loans, make company, Marketing, Minecraft, MONEY, no money, off balance sheet items, pension funds, private equity firm, Problem, reboots apps, rebrands, retail traders., Revenue, RnD, secret recipe, smp, Software company, spin-offs, user base

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4311
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7305	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do things a little differently. Ever wanted to join a server where the goal isn’t to build the biggest castle or mine the most diamonds, but to create the most outrageous schemes and elaborate plans? Look no further!

Join us and become a master of deception, a connoisseur of chaos, a wizard of wackiness. Build a company in-game that rebrands existing blocks as new, revolutionary materials with just a tiny tweak. Watch as your fellow players invest in your “innovative” ideas, only to realize they’ve been bamboozled by your brilliant strategy.

Imagine the conversations at our virtual cocktail parties, where players boast about their ridiculous schemes and outlandish plans. Tell tales of how you duped your friends into believing your dirt house was actually a luxury mansion, or how you convinced the entire server to invest in your “groundbreaking” redstone contraption that does absolutely nothing.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Who knows, you might just uncover the secret recipe for success in the most unexpected places. Just be sure to keep your schemes under wraps, or risk revealing your true intentions to the world.

GodmotherGoneWild

aita, baby shower, Babysitting, child care, diaper changing, family dynamics, Family Support, Feeding, godfather, godmother, GodmotherGoneWild, godparents, overnight care, parenting decisions, parenting disagreements, resigning as godmother, sibling rivalry, slap in the face, third trimester, ungrateful

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9181
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	479	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that appreciates all your hard work and dedication? Look no further than our server, where we value your commitment like no other! Just like how this poor soul was ditched as a godparent after all their efforts, we promise to never abandon you in your time of need.

Join us and experience the thrill of being appreciated for all your hard work, just like changing diapers and feeding babies at 2am! Our server is the perfect place for those who want to feel valued and respected, unlike this poor soul who was replaced as a godparent for no good reason.

Don’t be like this unfortunate soul who was left feeling unappreciated and betrayed. Join our server and be a part of a community that truly values your efforts, no matter how small they may seem. Plus, we promise not to replace you with someone who can’t even do their own laundry! So come on over and experience the love and appreciation you deserve.

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