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  • NoOffensePlz Minecraft SMP

    NoOffensePlz Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 4116
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 294 Farms Harvested: 977
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

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    Are you tired of being judged for your unconventional love of pineapple on pizza? Do you find yourself perplexed by society’s aversion to wearing socks with sandals? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate all things wacky and weird! Join us and let your freak flag fly high as we build a world where pineapple pizza is the norm and socks with sandals are the height of fashion. Embrace your inner oddball and join us for a wild ride of creativity and chaos!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCrafty Drive-Thru: Number Nine Large Server

    MineCrafty Drive-Thru: Number Nine Large Server
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 9470
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Dragon Eggs Found: 9568
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5

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    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can order all the delicious food you want while building and surviving in the world of blocks!

    Join us for a crazy adventure where you can feast on virtual number nine, number nine large, number six with extra dip, number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda while battling creepers and zombies.

    Our server is so insane that even the pigs and cows are lining up to get their hands on our mouthwatering menu items. Don’t miss out on the chance to chow down on some pixelated goodness while exploring the blocky wonders of our world.

    So come on down and join us for a food-filled and action-packed experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Nazis: No Misogyny for White Women Server

    Crafty Nazis: No Misogyny for White Women Server
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 6473
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Players Killed by Monsters: 2088
    Enchantments Applied: 253 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 1107
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4

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    Welcome to our legendary Minecraft server where even Hitler would not approve of misogyny against white women! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing creations.

    Our server is so epic that even the most hardcore gamers will be left in awe. Build your own extravagant castles, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures in our vast world.

    But that’s not all! We also have insane events like llama races, diamond hunts, and even a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel right at home from the moment you log in.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, Hitler would not approve of misogyny against white women, so come ready to respect all players and have a blast!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Shells: The Sequel

    Blocky Shells: The Sequel
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 2530
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 28 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we discuss English-translated Japanese visual novels! If you’re tired of boring old servers and want to dive into a world of visual novel madness, then this is the place for you.

    Forget about E-celeb drama, here we only talk about the most important things in life – like which waifu is best girl and which route will make you cry the most tears. And don’t even think about posting untranslated visual novels, that’s a one-way ticket to the ban hammer.

    Need help with your VN? We’ve got you covered! Just follow our handy tips like being in Japanese locale and reading the Readme (who actually does that though?). And if all else fails, just copy and paste those error messages into DeepL – it’s like magic, but for tech support.

    Looking for a novel with a specific element? Look no further than our trusty VNDB guide. Want to download some sweet, sweet visual novels? Check out our 4chan-vn-links for all your downloading needs.

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that’s as passionate about visual novels as we are? Where else can you bond over tragic plot twists and debate endlessly about best girls? Only on our server, where the adventure never ends and the memes flow like water.

    Join us now and become part of the visual novel revolution! Previous thread? Who cares about that, the real fun is happening right here, right now. Let’s dive into the world of visual novels together and create memories that will last a lifetime.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Babes: The Adventures of a Femcel

    Blocky Babes: The Adventures of a Femcel
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 2921
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Void Armor Forged: 28 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

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    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Are you tired of being a femcel in real life? Well, fear not because on this server, you will be the most sought-after player in all of Minecraft!

    Join us and experience the GLORY of being a femcel turned Minecraft queen! Build your own castle, rule over your subjects (aka other players), and watch as everyone bows down to your greatness.

    But that’s not all! On this server, you will find hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a pet dragon that will obey your every command. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a UNICORN stable where you can ride off into the sunset in style.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and live the FABULOUS life of a femcel in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky McBlockFace: HOLY SHIT Edition

    Blocky McBlockFace: HOLY SHIT Edition
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 281
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 92
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Secret Guilds Joined: 5

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    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined THE SERVER and discovered a secret hidden diamond mine filled with enchanted gear. But that’s not all! They also stumbled upon a unicorn stable where they could ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle.

    But wait, there’s more! The player also found a secret portal that led them to a dimension filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. It was a party like no other!

    So, if you want to experience adventure, magic, and mayhem like never before, then join THE SERVER today! Who knows what crazy surprises await you?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OrgasmCraft: Where Fapping Audio Reigns Supreme!

    OrgasmCraft: Where Fapping Audio Reigns Supreme!
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 2163
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Votes: 2010
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 400928 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49
    Villages Defended: 13 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24

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    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is that you must fap before you join! That’s right, we want you to get in the right mindset before embarking on your Minecraft adventures. And if you’re feeling extra brave, why not record your fapping session and share it on vocaroo for all to hear? It’s a true test of courage and dedication to the craft of Minecraft!

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with INSANE challenges and quests that will test your skills and make you question your sanity. From building a giant statue of a chicken to battling a horde of zombie villagers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come join us and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to fap first!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ComfyCraft: Where You Can Be Based in Your Country

    ComfyCraft: Where You Can Be Based in Your Country
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 7995
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Enchantments Applied: 121
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Votes: 482
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2

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    Are you tired of being based and comfy in your boring country?

    Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure like no other. We have unicorns roaming the lands, dragons guarding treasure, and even a secret disco party hidden deep underground.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary dancing creepers who will bust a move with you as you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive enchanted taco stand where all your hunger needs will be satisfied.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like never before. Who needs a boring country when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VTubeCraft – Where VTubers Rule the World!

    VTubeCraft – Where VTubers Rule the World!
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 2946
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 321
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 80
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Astral Projections Made: 1

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    Welcome to a Minecraft server like no other! What if I told you that your general was not just a general, but a whole nation devoted to your oshi and their will? Join us as the fanbases and generals of /vt/ are reimagined as rival nations fighting bitter battles or beginning wholesome friendships for the glory of their oshis. And guess what? This version comes with a special monster hunting edition! How cool is that?

    But wait, there’s more! Previously, we had some epic battles and heartwarming friendships formed. Check out the interactive map to see where all the action took place. And for all you newbies out there, don’t worry! We have an introductory document just for you to get started on this wild adventure.

    And if you think that’s all we have to offer, think again! We have an archive full of VITI goodness for you to explore, as well as a biome map to help you navigate this crazy world. Plus, we have other projects in the works that will blow your mind!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and make sure to NOT DIE, put more nations in, and develop existing ones to make this server even more epic!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Combat Crew

    Crafty Combat Crew
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 6270
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Crops Grown: 5605

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    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only updates you’ll have to worry about are the ones that make the game even more INSANE! Say goodbye to constantly changing strategies and combos, because on our server, we keep it OLD SCHOOL!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building and surviving without the stress of constant updates ruining your groove. Our server is perfect for adults with jobs and responsibilities who just want to kick back, relax, and play some good ol’ Minecraft.

    So why wait? Join us now and let’s build some EPIC creations together! Who needs constant updates when you can have a stable, RELIABLE Minecraft experience like never before?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PsychoCraft: Where Even Psychiatrists Can’t Figure Out the Creepers

    PsychoCraft: Where Even Psychiatrists Can’t Figure Out the Creepers
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 1092
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 New Chunks Explored: 230947
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Unicorn Sightings: 0

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    Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server where we let psychiatrists run wild and lock up players without any reason! Why join, you ask? Well, imagine being thrown into a virtual psych ward without warning, forced to mine for your sanity while dodging creepers and zombie therapists. It’s a wild ride that will have you questioning your own sanity in no time!

    Who needs due process when you can have madness and chaos at every turn? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this twisted world where the only rule is that there are no rules!

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