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CraftyNakedPeanutTheatre

communication barriers, CraftyNakedPeanutTheatre, cultural influences, family history, generational trauma, inherited mispronunciations, intergenerational issues, language acquisition, language development, language struggles, linguistic challenges, linguistic heritage, naked, peanut, phonetic mistakes, pronunciation difficulties, pronunciation errors, simple words, speech patterns., Theatre, verbal communication

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7164
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

join our epic minecraft server and experience the chaos of mispronounced words and generational trauma! why say naked when you can say nekkid? why say peanut when you can say peenut? why say theatre when you can say theeyayter?

come join us for a wild ride of linguistic confusion and family drama! build your own nekkid statue, plant peenuts in your garden, and perform a play at the theeyayter with your friends!

don’t miss out on the hilarity and insanity that awaits you on our server. join now and let the mispronunciations and trauma begin!

TornadoCraft2020NashVibe

community resilience, Disaster Recovery, disaster response, emergency preparedness, gender, gender differences, Gender Roles, March 2020 tornado, mental health, Nashville, natural disasters, post-tornado distress, psychological impact, tennessee, tornado aftermath, tornado damage, tornado exposure, tornado research, tornado survivors, TornadoCraft2020NashVibe, Trauma, weather phenomena

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Potions Brewed:	40	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dimension Hops:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA SURVIVE A TORNADO IN MINECRAFT! WE GOT DA CRAZIEST TORNADOES DAT WILL BLOW U AWAY, LITERALLY! U CAN EXPERIENCE DA THRILL OF BEING CAUGHT IN A TORNADO AND TRY TO SURVIVE LIKE A BOSS.

ALSO, AFTER DA TORNADO, U CAN FEEL DA POST-TORNADO DISTRESS AND SEE IF U CAN REBUILD UR MINECRAFT HOUSE LIKE A PRO. AND GENDER? YEAH, WE GOT GENDER IN MINECRAFT NOW, SO U CAN CHOOSE IF U WANNA BE A MALE OR FEMALE CHARACTER.

JOIN DIS SERVER NOW FOR DA WILDEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE EVER! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT, UNLESS U GET CAUGHT IN A TORNADO AND DIE, BUT DAT’S PART OF DA FUN, RIGHT? LOL!

The Nerd Herd

Community, Discord, family run, Friendly, Jobs, MCMMO, Minecraft, Plugins, Server, Stream, The Nerd Herd, Towny

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6576
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Buildings Constructed:	39	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

The Nerd Herd is a small family run server that we stream and play on, With an expanding community and a friendly discord, Come and give us a try

Plugins include – Towny – Jobs – McMMO

play.theyetinet.com

Bucketry Minecraft: Where mining and fishing are more fun than doing your taxes!

Bucketry, Community, Creative, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, Fishing, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, Mining, Modded minecraft, Pixelmon, Prisons, PvP, PVP Events, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survival, TAXES, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9836
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Farms Harvested:	129
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Bucketry Minecraft Server

IP Address (JAVA)	mc.bucketry.net
IP Address (Bedrock)	mc.bucketry.net:19132
Discord	Join Discord

Welcome to Bucketry Minecraft, where your ultimate Minecraft adventure begins!

Overview:

Progression System: Rise through the ranks, conquer challenges, and become a legendary player in our immersive universe.
Shops Galore: Build your empire with a variety of server and player shops, where treasures and riches await.
Jobs & Skills: Take on exciting jobs and hone your skills to stand out in the survival world.
Custom Spawners: Create your unique creature kingdom with custom spawners, shaping a realm like no other.
Enchantments Galore: Unlock over 200 advanced enchantments to craft legendary items.
Envoy Crates & Voting Crates: Open crates filled with surprises and rewards.
Custom Claiming: Protect your territory with our custom claiming system.

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can connect using the IP: mc.bucketry.net for Java and mc.bucketry.net:19132 for Bedrock.
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, you can join our Discord server by clicking on the provided link.
What special features does the server have?	The server offers a unique progression system, custom spawners, advanced enchantments, and more!
Are there rewards for voting?	Yes, voting grants you access to voting crates filled with rewards.
Can I protect my territory?	Yes, you can use the custom claiming system to protect your land.

Ark Ascended Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8279
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of getting wrecked by dinos in Ark Survival Ascended? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from those prehistoric nightmares! Join us and experience a world where the only thing you have to worry about is the occasional creeper sneaking up on you.

Our server is so lit that even the most hardcore /v/ gamers have ditched their dinos for some good old blocky fun. We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like the ability to ride pigs into battle or summon a squad of dancing llamas to protect you from enemies.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Skydiving with Ender Dragons” event? It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that will have you screaming with joy (or terror, we won’t judge).

So come on, leave those pesky dinos behind and join us on our Minecraft server. Who needs ascended survival when you can have epic block-building adventures with us?

LegoMarioCraft SMP – The Blocky Adventure

Adventure, blocky, lego, lego building set, lego characters, lego collection, lego gaming experience, lego interactive toy, lego mario, lego playset, lego set, lego super mario, lego theme, lego toy, lego video game, lego world, lego yoshi, LegoMarioCraft, Mario, new gimmicky, set, smp, super mario world, Yoshi

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3219
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	8302	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Alien Abductions:	2	Emeralds Found:	3976
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where you can ride Yoshi through the Mushroom Kingdom and stomp on Goombas just like in the new gimmicky Lego Mario set!

But that’s not all – we have secret warp pipes that lead to diamond-filled caves, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a hidden disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

CreeperSisterDrama

Cancer, chemotherapy, compassion, CreeperSisterDrama, Cultural, Diagnosis, emotional, family, hair loss, Hospital, Illness, Pacific Islander, Resentment, sacrifice, sibling, Struggle, Support, surgery, tradition, Understanding, White

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4732
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is real and the hair is long! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, medical emergencies, and hair-raising decisions!

Are you ready to experience the thrill of being asked to shave your butt-length hair for a wig? Only on our server will you find such outrageous requests from family members in need. Will you choose to uphold tradition or defy expectations? The choice is yours, but the consequences are hilarious!

Embark on a journey with us as we navigate through hospital visits, chemotherapy treatments, and sibling squabbles. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and heartache? But don’t worry, we’ll also throw in some laughs and fun to lighten the mood.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have family members asking you to shave your hair for a wig? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, and you won’t want to miss out!

RoadRageGamer Minecraft SMP

aggressive driving, cutting people off, distracted driving, driving under the influence, honking excessively, Minecraft, not checking blind spots, not following traffic laws, not merging properly, not paying attention, not using headlights, not using turn signals, not yielding, reckless driving, road rage, RoadRageGamer, running red lights, slow drivers in the fast lane, smp, Speeding, tailgating, texting while driving, weaving in and out of traffic

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4824
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Are you tired of getting cut off by creepers on the road? Sick of getting stuck behind a slow-moving zombie pigman caravan? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only traffic you’ll encounter is a herd of sheep crossing the road. Plus, our Enderman traffic controllers are always on point, making sure you never have to deal with any road rage-inducing mobs. So come join us and experience a traffic-free paradise like no other!

BlockCraft: More Addictive Than Drugs

addiction, addiction counseling, addiction education, addiction intervention, addiction prevention, addiction recovery, addiction rehabilitation, addiction support, addiction therapy, addiction treatment, Addictive, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, blockcraft, coping mechanisms, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug dependency, Drugs, mental health, substance abuse

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9925
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Dimension Hops:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so addictive, it’s been known to make players forget to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom. Rumor has it that one player built an entire castle using only their toes because they couldn’t tear themselves away from the game.

But that’s not all! Our server has the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, you’ll never know what crazy creature you’ll come across next.

And if you’re feeling brave, try your hand at our custom-built parkour courses that have left even the most skilled players pulling their hair out in frustration. But hey, at least it’s good exercise for your fingers, right?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you can resist the addictive pull of our virtual world. Just remember to set an alarm for when it’s time to log off – we wouldn’t want you to forget to pick up your grandma from the airport because you were too busy mining diamonds.

RichCraft Minecraft Server

discussion, economic inequality, Economy, finance, financial regulation, fiscal policy, G20, Global cooperation, global tax, Government, International, Meeting, Minecraft, MINISTERS, policy, RichCraft, Rio de Janeiro, Server, summit, super rich, Taxation, wealth, wealthy individuals

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3551
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Votes:	1728
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

LOLZ JOIN dis MINECRAFT SERVER where finance ministers of the G20 gather in Rio de Janeiro to discuss a global tax on the super-rich! 😂🤑🌎

we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha cha slide, it’s a party up in here! 💃🐷

build your own mansion made of diamonds and gold, because why not?! 💎💰

we even got a secret underground lair where you can plot world domination with your fellow players! 🌍🦹‍♂️

so come on down and join the fun, because where else can you see a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle? 🎩💣

JOIN NOW and let’s make Minecraft great again! 🚀🎮