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NoodleWarsMC

Asia-Pacific region, bilateral relations, China, Chinese embassy, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Japan, maritime issues, NoodleWarsMC, Philippines, political tensions, regional security, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial claims, territorial disputes, territorial waters

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1635
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Farms Harvested:	337	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

so, like, you wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s den! we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and zombies that do the cha-cha slide! but wait, there’s more!

our server is so lit that even the Chinese embassy in Japan is like, “whoa, we gotta get in on this action!” they tried to meddle in our maritime issues, but we were like, “nah, bro, this is minecraft territory now.”

join us and build the craziest pixelated world you’ve ever seen! trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited virtual snacks for all our players. what more could you ask for? come on, hop on this minecraft train before it’s too late! choo choo! 🚂💥🎮

K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, Adversaries, Allies, Craft, Diplomacy, diplomatic fallout, drone row, east asia, Espionage, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, international relations, Kpop, military conflict, Minecraft, N.Korea, political tensions, regional stability, regret, russia, S.Korea, security concerns, Server, Surveillance

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9045
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Farms Harvested:	334
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

BridgeClimbGoneWrong

#youtube, accident, Adventure, BridgeClimbGoneWrong, British, Climbing, Content Creator, dangerous stunts, dies, extreme sports, highest bridge, influencer, instagram, Risk-taking, safety precautions, social media, spain, thrill-seeking, Tragedy, tragic death, viral video

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5618
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

Global Warming Not Detected Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate research, climate science, climate trends, detectable, DETECTED, ecological impact, Environment, environmental policy, Global, global warming, greenhouse gases, Server, Surge, temperature rise, warming, weather patterns

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5568
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	4603
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Votes:	1457
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Emeralds Found:	4357
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	307	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

better yearly pacing, Ip:, live action, Minecraft, New Movie, normal anime, pixelcraft, post time skip arcs, remake, remastered, SEASON 2, Server, winning, WIT

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6655
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5963	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Villages Defended:	19
Crops Grown:	5010	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

apologies thread, dumb, dumb dumb dumb, early apologies, Indonesia, long tail, Minecraft, smp, tags, Thread

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2819
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Potions Brewed:	66	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Enchantments Applied:	180
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Animals Bred:	133

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

Boundaries, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, friendzone, gender dynamics, gender stereotypes, long-term friendships, Men, mutual respect, opposite sexes, platonic relationships, relationships, smp, social norms, societal expectations, support system, Trust, Understanding, Women

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2264
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Secret Passages Found:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

BlockyBoredomBeGone

BlockyBoredomBeGone, discontent, dissatisfaction, dissatisfaction with life, dissatisfaction with self, emotional distress, feeling unhappy, finding purpose, lack of fulfillment, Life, life struggles, main reason, mental health, overcoming challenges, personal issues, reasons for unhappiness, seeking happiness, self improvement, unhappiness, Unhappy, unhappy with life

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8271
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Love Letters Sent:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magic Items Found:	2416	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

Conflict, consequences, eastern europe, international relations, Justice, MARINES, Military, murder, paratroopers, prisoners, RETALIATION, Retribution, Revenge, RevengeCraft, russia, Russian, Tragedy, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, violence, War

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7372
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Void Armor Forged:	23
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

hey u, yea u, do u like revenge? do u like paratroopers? do u like russian marines getting what they deserve? well then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got ukrainian paratroopers ready to kick some butt and take some names. they are on a mission for revenge after those russian marines murdered nine ukrainian prisoners. it’s gonna be epic, it’s gonna be intense, it’s gonna be a bloodbath (but, like, in a fun minecraft way). so come join us and help the ukrainian paratroopers get their revenge. trust us, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥

ADHD Girls Gone Wild

adhd, Girls, Wild

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3586
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Towns Built:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

so like, u know how girls with adhd when they’re kids turn into like, super chill and not so agreeable when they grow up? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got girls with adhd who are still hyper and fun and agreeable as heck! join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and just having a blast with our crazy adhd crew! who needs conscientiousness when you can have this much fun?! come join us now and let’s get this party started!

Sneed City

Anarchy, Anarchy Cracked server 1.12.2 ViaVersion Bedrock Edition PvP Survival Community Economy Missions Shop Plugins Events Factions Skyblock Creative Prison Minigames Roleplay Quests, Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8825
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	New Chunks Explored:	671431
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Magic Items Found:	8036	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.

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