noodle portion – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

HangryHubbyHungerGames

anger issues, anger management, anger outbursts, Communication, domestic conflict, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, food preparation, Gaslighting, HangryHubbyHungerGames, leftovers, marital disputes, meal prep, MTG match, noodle portion, passive aggressive, portion control, portion sizes, relationship issues, spouse conflicts

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.

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NotifKing in Minecraft SMP

best notification, exciting notification, favorite notification, memorable notification, Minecraft, notification accomplishments, notification achievements, notification blessings, notification celebrations, notification happiness, notification highlights, notification joy, notification memories, notification milestones, notification moments, notification stories, notification success, notification surprises, notification victories, NotifKing, positive notification, smp

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the bomb dot com! So, like, one time I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds, right? And then out of nowhere, I got this notification that said “Join our server for free diamonds and unlimited cake!” I was like WHAAAAT?! Free diamonds AND cake?! I mean, who wouldn’t want that, am I right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. So I joined the server and I was immediately greeted by a talking parrot wearing a top hat. He was like “Welcome to the land of endless fun and shenanigans, where the pigs fly and the creepers dance!” I was like, sign me up, this is my kind of place!

And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party every Friday night where all the mobs let loose and break it down on the dance floor. It’s lit AF, you guys. Plus, the owner of the server is a wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find his hidden lair in the Nether. I wished for a pet dragon, obviously.

So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP server of all time, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just look for the server with the giant rainbow unicorn as the spawn point, you can’t miss it. See you there, fellow Minecraft maniacs! 🌈🦄💎🍰 #BestNotificationEver #JoinUsOrMissOut

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NickCraftFunnies

awesome nicknames, best nickname ideas, best nicknames, catchy nicknames, clever nicknames, cool nicknames, creative nicknames, cute nicknames, famous nicknames, funny nicknames, interesting nicknames, memorable nicknames, NickCraftFunnies, nickname inspiration, nickname suggestions, popular nicknames, top nicknames, unique nicknames, unusual nicknames

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old nicknames? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest place to be! Join us and you’ll hear nicknames like “CaptainCreeperCrusher” and “QueenOfTheEndermen” – we’ve got it all! And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you hear about the time our players built a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is our server!

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Heat MCJ Fat Burners

Body, brown fat, Burners, energy expenditure, fat, fat burning, health, Heat, heat production, heat regulation, MCJ, MCJ protein, Mechanism, metabolic diseases, metabolic disorders, metabolism, Mice, obesity prevention, obesity protection, research, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, Thermogenesis, weight loss

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have discovered the secret to burning fat like a boss! Forget dieting and exercise, just play on our server and watch the pounds melt away. Our MCJ protein will have you sweating like a pig in a sauna, but in a good way! Say goodbye to obesity and hello to a hot new bod. Join now and start your weight loss journey in the most fun and ridiculous way possible!

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Aloria (Cross-Play)

activities, Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Currency, Discord, Economy, Events, friendship, market, marketplace, mining dimension, multiplayer, Prizes, Resources, rules, Survival, time-sensitive, Vanilla, voice chat

Welcome!

Bedrock add us as a friend (AloriaOfficial)

simple voice is not required but is highly suggested for the best experience we do have a discord alternative.

Our community server is here to create friendship and adventure to those who don’t want to play alone. The server uses in game voice chat and/or a discord alternative. We have events and activities that take place where you can earn in game prizes that might help with those who like to build or enjoy having a market placement where you can sell or request items with other players. There is a world barrier that will expand every month so some resources will be valuable and help with markets coin currency. Everyone has Time?. your time counts down every minute so make sure to get more or you will go to LIMBO. There is also a mining dimension that will be reset every so often whenever necessary. We do have some rules in place but nothing that is restricting or unreasonable, they can be found on our discord which is linked on this site. Our team hopes you can find home in our community and have fun with others. Thank you.

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⭐RedLine⭐ Grif ⚔️ Bosses ✅ Events server Minecraft server Minecraft server

Auto-mine, banner, Bosses, Cases, Cities, description, Events, grif, image, Jobs, Lazy, Magic, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Pets, redline, Server, server description, Starter Kit

The owner of the server “RedLine Grif Bosses Events Minecraft server” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Pixel Playtime 1.20.4

1.20.4, Birthday Party Entertainer, Children’s Entertainer, Children’s Entertainer Booking, Children’s Entertainer for Hire, Children’s Entertainer Near Me, Children’s Entertainer Performances, Children’s Entertainer Services, children’s entertainment, Children’s Magic Show, Children’s Party Entertainer, Children’s Performer, children’s show, Family Entertainment, Kids Birthday Entertainer, Kids Entertainer, kids entertainment, Kids Event Entertainment, Kids Magician, Kids Party Entertainer, PIXEL, Playtime, Professional Children’s Entertainer

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server that’s more lit than a children’s entertainer on steroids?

We got more fun than a clown car filled with puppies and more excitement than a magician pulling a rabbit out of a hat (spoiler alert: it’s a creeper)!

Join us for a wild ride full of surprises, laughter, and maybe even some confetti explosions (just watch out for those TNT traps, am I right?).

So come on down and experience the wackiest, zaniest, and most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way…I think).

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CraftyWeddingDrama

activities, AITAH, AUGUST, Best Friend, brunch, cabañas, celebration, Chairs, control, CraftyWeddingDrama, declining, Disappointed, Friends, Gesture, guests, MONEY, pool party, sharing, Vegas, wedding gift

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a Vegas wedding? Look no further! Join our server where you can rent virtual cabanas with your friends and argue over who gets to control them!

Experience the thrill of deciding who gets to join you in your cabana and who has to pay up to enjoy the luxury with you. Will you be the generous friend who shares freely, or the control freak who wants it all to themselves?

Forget about building epic structures or exploring vast landscapes, the real fun is in the virtual cabana drama! Join now and see if you’re the AITAH (Am I The A**hole) of the Minecraft world!

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SquishySole Minecraft SMP

accident, clumsy, Disgusting, Experience, feet, Floor, gross, Mess, Minecraft, mistake, regret, Shoes, Slippery, smp, Squishy, SquishySole, stepped on, Surprise, unexpected, Unpleasant, worst thing, yuck

Lol, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like a magical land of memes and madness, where you can build the most ridiculous structures and prank your friends with exploding chickens.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally stepping on a block of TNT disguised as a harmless flower. Trust me, it’s a real blast! Plus, we have this crazy story about a giant potato that roams the server, stealing all the carrots and causing chaos.

So, if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and have the time of your life in a virtual world of chaos and craziness, come join us on this epic Minecraft SMP server. Just watch out for those sneaky exploding chickens, they’re everywhere!

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CandyCrafters

beloved snacks, candy classics, candy cravings, CandyCrafters, childhood cravings, childhood indulgences, childhood snacks, childhood treasures, chocolate bars, forgotten favorites, long-lost treats, nostalgic treats, old-fashioned sweets, snack time nostalgia, sugary delights, sugary nostalgia, sweet memories, sweet tooth, tasty memories, treat yourself, vintage snacks

Remember those days when you could munch on snacks and chocolates that were out of this world? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring those childhood favorites back to life! Join us for a taste of nostalgia as you explore our virtual world filled with candy-themed biomes and snack-inspired builds.

From chocolate bar mountains to gummy bear forests, you’ll never run out of delicious sights to see. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with your favorite childhood treats! But be careful, some of these snacks have a mind of their own and might try to lure you in with their irresistible flavors.

So why wait? Join our server now for a sweet and savory adventure that will satisfy your cravings and leave you wanting more. Who needs real snacks when you can have virtual ones that are just as tasty?

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CraftyUkrainianMCServer

aggression, air strikes, ammunition depots, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianMCServer, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, geopolitical tensions, industrial plants, international relations, Military Action, Military operations, RETALIATION, russia, SECURITY, strike, targeted attacks, Tension, Ukraine, War

so, liek, u kno how ukraine and russia r always beefin? well, dis server is liek dat but in minecraft form. join us and be part of da epic battle between ukraine and russia in minecraft! blow up industrial plants, raid ammunition depots, and cause chaos in dis ‘massive’ strike overnight. who will come out on top? join now to find out! also, we have really cool custom weapons and armor that u can use to wreak havoc on ur enemies. come join da fun and be part of da action-packed adventure!

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