Noodle MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Box Noodle City 1.20.5

Box, 1.20.5, noodle, city

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a box of noodles fighting a YouTuber girl, then you gotta hop on this server ASAP!

We got pigs flying, creepers twerking, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

Join us for the most epic PvP battles where you can smack down your enemies with a diamond sword while riding a llama wearing a top hat.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour Madness with a Twist of Lemon.”

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see who can survive the chaos!

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Friendly SMP – Giggly Noodle Unicorn

Programs, UNICORN, smp, questions, Website

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server where users of all levels can come together to ask questions about GNU/Linux and share their experiences! Need help? Just remember to be “Friendly” in every Friendly GNU/Linux Thread or face the wrath of the Linux gods!

But why join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with penguins who will guide you on your Linux journey. Rumor has it, if you can solve the penguin’s riddles, you’ll gain access to a hidden realm where Tux himself will teach you the ways of the command line.

Feeling adventurous? Take the plunge and go balls deep by replacing everything with GNU/Linux. Who needs Windows or macOS when you can have the power of open-source software running through your veins?

And if you’re looking for some cool programs or terminal commands, look no further than our treasure trove of resources. From the Arch Linux wiki to the Gentoo wiki, we’ve got everything you need to level up your Linux game.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and embark on a quest to break free from the botnet and embrace the world of Free Software. Don’t forget to visit our website for some epic copypasta and check out our IRC channel #sqt on Rizon for some spicy Linux memes.

Previous thread got you down? No worries, just hop on over to our new thread and continue your epic Linux adventure. See you in the penguin bunker, fellow Linux warrior!

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Mac and Cheese or Spicy Ramen Noodle Minecraft SMP King

spicy, Minecraft, delicious dishes, King, mac and cheese

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only decision harder than choosing between mac and cheese or spicy ramen noodles is deciding which insane adventure to embark on next!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs ride on chickens, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and have tamed dragons to do their bidding.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Legend has it that a group of mischievous players once pranked the entire server by turning all the cows into disco-loving llamas. And don’t even get us started on the time someone built a roller coaster that launched players into the stratosphere.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer ridiculousness of our Minecraft world, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky community. Just remember, when in doubt, always choose the mac and cheese. Or the spicy ramen noodles. Or both. The choice is yours, little girl.

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Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

teeth, Laughter, squirrel, Happiness, Crafting

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!

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Welcome to Macaroni-land, where the only war is over who gets the last noodle! Embrace the cheesy chaos now!

Survival, atmosphere, macaroniland, Starter Kit, Factions

Minecraft Server Overview

Game Version	Java IP 37.10.122.12:25984
Game Version	Bedrock IP 37.10.122.12 Port 25984
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/V4ESac7ydU

Macaroni-land is your expectable standard survival server think oldish smps, pvp, nice atmosphere, weird trash. The server has been running for a couple months, with a friendly yet chaotic small community. A couple towns exist so that’s cool!

A simple shop at spawn mostly to sell trinkets like the custom Music disk midis, and player owned ones that sell more complex stuff, a starter kit (acceptable quality), some weird experimental skills things, and some community requested plugins ie: faster minecarts, brewery, a rp sit thing, random stuff kinda, yes we have it all. Come try our place out!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has the server been running?	The server has been running for a couple of months.
Is there PvP on the server?	Yes, there is PvP on the server.
What can I buy at the spawn shop?	You can buy trinkets like custom Music disk midis, starter kits, and more.
Are there any special plugins on the server?	Yes, there are community requested plugins like faster minecarts, brewery, and more.

SmokedOutSon20 – No Screaming Allowed

Communication, family dynamics, tough love, parenting challenges, discipline

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is between you and those pesky creepers.

Our server is perfect for players who need a break from overbearing parents and rebellious children. Build your dream house without worrying about your son smoking weed in the basement or your parents constantly nagging you about your parenting skills.

Join us for a chance to unleash your inner creativity and take out your frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to mine for diamonds than deal with family drama. See you in the game!

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Blocktopia: Congress MIA

Congressional hearings, lawmaking, legislation, united states, legislative branch

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further, because on our server, “Where TF is Congress?” you’ll be embarking on the wildest adventure of your virtual life!

Join us as we search high and low for the missing Congress members who have somehow ended up in the world of Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves them and brings them back to the real world? Or will you join forces with them and create chaos in the virtual realm?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Get ready to boogie down like never before!

So why wait? Join “Where TF is Congress?” today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

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GraveCraft: Govt Stats Hush

drug cartels, cover up, Corruption, statistics, impunity

So, like, you should totally join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we have so many hidden treasures buried all over the map! It’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in blocky pixel form! And get this, the government doesn’t even share the stats on how many treasures have been found, so you could be the first to discover them all! Join now and become the ultimate treasure hunter in the land of blocks!

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Obsidian Peak

Playerdriven, Experience, creativity, Events, Survival

Server Name	Obsidian Peak
Server Type	Minecraft Survival Multiplayer
Features	/sethome /tpa /rtp Player-driven economy system Land claim to prevent griefing Shareable warps for shops and builds Discord events and community nights
Community Values	Teamwork, creativity, and collaboration
IP Address (Java)	play.obsidianpeak.xyz
Bedrock Port	19132 (ONLY FOR BEDROCK PLAYERS)
Discord	https://discord.gg/viibe

FAQs

1. How do I join the server? To join Obsidian Peak, simply connect to play.obsidianpeak.xyz on Java or use Bedrock Port 19132 for Bedrock players.

2. Are there any rules on the server? Yes, we have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them to ensure a positive experience for everyone.

3. Can I become a staff member? We are looking for new staff members and helpful community members. If you’re interested, reach out to us on Discord and let us know how you can contribute to the server.

4. Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP is allowed in certain designated areas on the server. Please respect other players and their gameplay preferences.

5. How can I contribute to the server’s development? We value feedback and suggestions from our community. Feel free to share your ideas on Discord or with the server staff to help us improve the server.

6. Can I play with friends on different platforms? Yes, Obsidian Peak is a cross-play Java and Bedrock server, allowing you to play with friends on different platforms seamlessly.

7. How can I report a player for misconduct? If you encounter a player breaking the rules or behaving inappropriately, please report them to a staff member on Discord or through in-game chat.

Eternal Abyss Realm 1.20.4

Manga, source material, Realm, 1.20.4, go nagai

Yo, bro, have you ever wondered why Devilman never got a real anime adaptation? Like, what’s up with that? But listen, forget about all that drama because you need to join this Minecraft server ASAP!

We got creepers exploding like the plot holes in Devilman adaptations, and zombies coming at you faster than fans demanding a faithful anime version.

Build your own Devilman-inspired world where you can unleash your inner demon and create chaos like Satan himself.

Don’t miss out on this server that’s more devilishly fun than watching another disappointing adaptation. Join now and let’s raise hell together!

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