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Crafty LOLz Server: ‘Got Diamonds?’ #NoobsWelcome

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4571
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Emeralds Found:	5448	Mines Excavated:	4558
Dragon Eggs Found:	9074	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most bonkers place you’ll ever play in!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, embark on quests to find the elusive rainbow sheep, and build your own castle made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks (because who needs boring old stone anyway?).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. And don’t forget about our monthly Llama Fashion Show, where players can show off their most stylish llama outfits and win fabulous prizes.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem?

WoahCraft – Where Blocks Rule and Players Drool 🤪✌️ #GetCrafty #NoobsWelcome #EpicBuilds

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8191
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and bland landscapes? Well, come join our server, where the grass is made of Skittles and the cows shoot rainbows out of their udders!

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.

Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.

Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).

Conan’s SMP Adventures

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2018
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Crops Grown:	1542
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332	Mythical Quests Completed:	42

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a wild party hosted by Conan himself! Picture this: Conan O’Brien is the mayor of our server, and he’s always throwing crazy events like llama races and sheep shearing competitions. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just get a chance to have a dance-off with Conan himself! So come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only rule is to have a good time!

BlockBuster Season 1

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9507
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Enchantments Applied:	238
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4814	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the Season 1 of your favorite TV show – full of excitement, drama, and unexpected plot twists!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, battling mythical creatures, and discovering hidden treasures. But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons waiting to be found!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our weekly server events. From epic PvP battles to scavenger hunts with prizes worth more than a stack of emeralds, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most thrilling Minecraft adventure since Steve defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream!

BangCraft: Survivors’ Descent

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4991
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	New Chunks Explored:	429759
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	189	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Divine Spears Created:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz it’s like being on a plane in Azerbaijan but without the bangs and crashes, just pure epicness. we got zombies that do the cha cha slide, creepers that tell dad jokes, and skeletons that do the macarena. it’s a party in the minecraft world, and u don’t wanna miss out. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond cave, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that are weirder than survivors on an Azerbaijani plane!

Blocky Boobies: Less Cancer, More Fun!

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8149
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we mine for diamonds and fight off creepers like a boss! we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and hidden passages to explore.

we also have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs and a magical unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

our server is so lit that even breast cancer has decreased since 2009 just from playing on it. join us now and be a part of the most epic adventure of your life!

North CRAFT

24/7 server, alts allowed, approved alts, banter allowed, chill owner, clear rules, Craft, discord server, friendly community, jokes allowed, looking for mods, New server, No Griefing, No Hacks, No Keep Inventory, no racism, No-Claims, north, PvP, raid restrictions, Semi Vanilla, server ip, set home, Tprandom teleport, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6555
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to North Craft!
We are a very new server that started just 2 days ago. No hacks, No griefing, no claims, no back, no keep inventory. RULES ARE CLEAR: No hacking (minimaps allowed), no racism, and we are friendly to all players. Owners and GM are allowed to raid with restrictions. Alts are allowed but must be approved if you had a offense/ban in the last 3 months. Use Tprandom to teleport 4000 blocks from spawn and use set home. You are allowed to make jokes and banter with restrictions. We may be looking for mods👀 Server Ip: de-1.magmanode.com:25598 Discord Server: https://discord.gg/XrzXqmra

Welcome to North Craft!

We are a very new server that started just 2 days ago.

No hacks, No griefing, no claims, no back, no keep inventory.

RULES ARE CLEAR: No hacking (minimaps allowed), no racism, and we are friendly to all players. Owners and GM are allowed to raid with restrictions.

Alts are allowed but must be approved if you had a offense/ban in the last 3 months.

Use Tprandom to teleport 4000 blocks from spawn and use set home. You are allowed to make jokes and banter with restrictions.

We may be looking for mods👀

Server Ip: de-1.magmanode.com:25598

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/XrzXqmra

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks on the server?	No, hacking is not allowed on our server. This includes minimaps.
Are alts allowed on the server?	Yes, alts are allowed but must be approved if you have had any offenses or bans in the last 3 months.
Can I raid other players’ bases?	Owners and GM are allowed to raid with restrictions. If they teleport to your base, they are not allowed to raid without permission.
Are jokes and banter allowed on the server?	Yes, you are allowed to make jokes and banter with restrictions. However, do not take it too far or you may get temporarily banned.
Is the server online 24/7?	Yes, the server is online 24/7 so you can join whenever you feel like.

Enchanted Dreamlands 1.20.3

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	938
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2401	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Void Armor Forged:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Bro, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, you gotta know we got some crazy shit going on. Like, we got giant penis-faced creatures roaming around, trying to invade territories and shit. It’s like a whole war of the Rohirrim but with more penis towers. And let me tell you, our Osananajimi Wulf is the most fucked-up dude you’ll ever meet. He’s out here trying to impress his crush Hera by building giant artificial penis towers. It’s a wild ride, man. So if you’re into that kind of chaos, you gotta join our server ASAP. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft insanity, bro.

Debate Master Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9001
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Towns Built:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about looking like a plastic surgery disaster like Sandrine! Our server is so lit, even Jocelyn Wildenstein would be jealous of our pixelated perfection. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make Jeff Bezos look broke. So come join us and let’s build a world where plastic surgery mishaps are a thing of the past!

MommaMinecraftSMP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8192
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6553
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, bro! Like, you gotta join because we have the most epic parties with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit af! Plus, our server owner once fought off a whole army of Ender Dragons with just a wooden sword, true story bro.

And let me tell you, our community is like a big ol’ family, just like how my mom used to make the best cookies in the world and everyone wanted to be at our house. So if you wanna feel that warm, fuzzy feeling of being wanted and loved, you gotta join this SMP, trust me bro.

Also, our server has the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ll ever see, like, they sparkle brighter than my mom’s diamond ring she got from a leprechaun. So if you wanna be rolling in riches and flex on all your friends, you gotta join this SMP, no cap.

So come on, bro, join us and be part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll find a new mom figure in our server owner who can bake cookies just like mine, bro!

EgoCraft: The Narcissist’s Lair

Adulthood, Boundaries, Children of Narcissists, coping mechanisms, EgoCraft, emotional trauma, family dynamics, Healing Process, inner child healing, Lair, mental health, NARCISSISTS, personal growth, resilience, self compassion, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-esteem issues, Struggles, support systems, Therapy, toxic relationships

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2890
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the dark, haunted by memories of your narcissistic parents? Join our Minecraft server and build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their toxic behavior! Our community of survivors will help you heal and thrive in a world where the only creepers are the ones you can actually see coming. So come on, join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

ZelenskiyCraft: Noobs vs. North Korea

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6873
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Animals Bred:	166
Villages Defended:	10	Star Shards Collected:	202
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s zelenskiy is fighting off north koreans with diamond swords and enchanted armor! the battlefield is lit with explosions and lava pits, but don’t worry, our russian forces are too busy dancing to protect them! join now for a chance to witness the most chaotic and hilarious battles in minecraft history! also, we have free cake for all players because why not? let’s make minecraft great again!